Here''s a chuckle...

[sevens one]

How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?



He gave her a ring! (sorry couldn''t help myself. read it on a popsicle stick-not a dove bar, M.

)
Nan

 

[valeria101]

Weird joke, but it happens

 

[moremoremore]

OMG nan....that is such a bad joke...that I love it...You crack me up...

 

[Jennifer5973]

I never heard that one--I must live under a rock (hee hee)

.

 

[sevens one]

Jennifer, you just need to start snackin' on the popsicles. You'll be amazed by how civilized you become!
Nan
you know like me; civilized

 

[Judi W]

Here's another equally silly - but cute one:

An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, diamond bracelets, and a gold and diamond Rolex."

"But you are not wearing any of those things," replied the artist.

"I know," she said. "It's in case I should die before my husband. I'm sure he will remarry right away, and I want his new wife to go crazy looking for the jewelry."

 

[pricescope]

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On 5/19/2004 8:45:50 PM sevens one wrote:

How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?



He gave her a ring! (sorry couldn't help myself. read it on a popsicle stick-not a dove bar, M.

)
Nan----------------

She can CALL the wedding off later...

 

[niceice]

Ug! Cute, but ug!

 

[sevens one]

Oh Leo, second the ug!
Can you hear me now? Can you hear me now?

Nan