Diamondsbybree
Brilliant_Rock
- Joined
- Jun 24, 2004
- Messages
- 575
FEMALE PRAYER
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who''s not a creep,
One who''s handsome, smart and strong,
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who''ll call, not wait for weeks
I pray he''s gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won''t be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man, who''ll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me no end,
And never attempt to hit on my friend.
And as I pray beside my bed,
I look at the clown you sent me instead.
Amen.
MALE PRAYER
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store.
Amen.
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who''s not a creep,
One who''s handsome, smart and strong,
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who''ll call, not wait for weeks
I pray he''s gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won''t be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man, who''ll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me no end,
And never attempt to hit on my friend.
And as I pray beside my bed,
I look at the clown you sent me instead.
Amen.
MALE PRAYER
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store.
Amen.
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