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Brilliant_Rock
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I''m so freakin'' excited, I can''t contain myself. I''ve been emailing WF back and forth about my wedding bands. I''ve been so giddy about it! With our wedding date fast approaching, I can only say I''m glad things finally seem like they''re falling into place.
I had a giddy moment this morning. I woke up feeling strangely excited. Maybe it''s the rain, I usually get like this when it''s raining. FI was still sleeping; for some reason I wake up a minute before the alarm goes off every morning. I joke to myself, "I must have been abducted as a child and been implanted with a chip scale atomic clock. His stupid clock is always off by a minute. Ebay should pay me to keep time. I wonder how much they would offer. That''s an important job, I bet I''d get at least six figures, maybe even dental. Stupid chip, no wonder I get headaches when I stare into the microwave." I hate the sound of his alarm clock, he sets the radio to go off simultaniously with the buzzer, and even though I sleep with earplugs, the sound nags its way through them. So seeing as though I only had about fifteen seconds left before the air-raid sirens went off, I flung the duvet up into the air. I swear time stopped around me, because the ceiling fan decelerated, and my blanket, entranced by the lagging blades, was held levatating in the air. Curious, and soon comming to the realization of what was to come, I flew out of bed before the inevitable crescendo of time and sound caught up with me. In the nanoseconds thereafter, I had brushed my teeth, fed the dogs, and made FI pancakes, all before the cartoon whiplash jolted me back into reality.
I may be in the minority here, but have you ever felt like your life is one big Hanna Barbera production? Have you ever been so hungry and delirious that you just feel like throwing food at your face in hopes most of it goes in your mouth? Or cartoonishly slipped on a wet marble floor and come to a hault eighteen feet from where you began? Or been a victim of a stink so feirce you''d swear it had a color, or heard a ships deep bellowing horn in the distance when your eyes roll over a wedge of limburger cheese at the supermarket?
Am I just weird?
I had a giddy moment this morning. I woke up feeling strangely excited. Maybe it''s the rain, I usually get like this when it''s raining. FI was still sleeping; for some reason I wake up a minute before the alarm goes off every morning. I joke to myself, "I must have been abducted as a child and been implanted with a chip scale atomic clock. His stupid clock is always off by a minute. Ebay should pay me to keep time. I wonder how much they would offer. That''s an important job, I bet I''d get at least six figures, maybe even dental. Stupid chip, no wonder I get headaches when I stare into the microwave." I hate the sound of his alarm clock, he sets the radio to go off simultaniously with the buzzer, and even though I sleep with earplugs, the sound nags its way through them. So seeing as though I only had about fifteen seconds left before the air-raid sirens went off, I flung the duvet up into the air. I swear time stopped around me, because the ceiling fan decelerated, and my blanket, entranced by the lagging blades, was held levatating in the air. Curious, and soon comming to the realization of what was to come, I flew out of bed before the inevitable crescendo of time and sound caught up with me. In the nanoseconds thereafter, I had brushed my teeth, fed the dogs, and made FI pancakes, all before the cartoon whiplash jolted me back into reality.
I may be in the minority here, but have you ever felt like your life is one big Hanna Barbera production? Have you ever been so hungry and delirious that you just feel like throwing food at your face in hopes most of it goes in your mouth? Or cartoonishly slipped on a wet marble floor and come to a hault eighteen feet from where you began? Or been a victim of a stink so feirce you''d swear it had a color, or heard a ships deep bellowing horn in the distance when your eyes roll over a wedge of limburger cheese at the supermarket?
Am I just weird?
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