P-scoping DRUNK -- WHOOOO!

[decodelighted]

Okay so I''m not a drinker .. and I made dinner tonight Tuna w/ Artichoke hearts & Lemon & Thyme & Garlic over rice & I had two glasses of wine ....

AND I''M SMASHED!!!! WHoooooo! Don''t pay attention to anything I say tonight ladies. I''m over the legal limit.

 

[HOUMedGal]

LOL!!!

 

[crafftygrrl]

Deco,

Just don''t drive anything bigger than a Tonka or Hot Wheels!!!

 

[MichelleCarmen]

Sounds like a yummy dinner!

 

[mrssalvo]

hehe, i bet more people P-scope drunk than we''ll ever know..I agree dinner sound yummy..

 

[larussel03]

hehe, I''m having a glass of wine right now too...although I have quite the tolerance, so that wont do anything to me since I already ate : )

 

[monarch64]

Uhh, can I just say there have been a few Friday/Saturday evenings when I''ve had a couple during dinner and then come home to pricescope? IS IT WRONG???? LOL

My husband and I don''t have kids yet and usually go out with friends who don''t either. I am definitely "guilty" of sometimes drinking while pricescoping. Hey, at least I''m in my own home and not on the streets and not bothering anyone!

 

[pricescope]

Cheers!

 

[princessv]

Hehe ever since I got out of college my tolerance has gone away. Man I''d love a glass or wine or some bubbly to unwind after today my first day back at law school.

Cheers deco!

 

[Mara]

Date: 1/9/2006 9:45:26 PM
Author: mrssalvo
hehe, i bet more people P-scope drunk than we'll ever know..I agree dinner sound yummy..

haha and then there are some we DO know about!!

by now the wine should have worn off deco?!?!? are you still awake?

 

[moon river]

I think we could all use a good stiff one after reading some of the ''DISCUSSIONS'' on some of the posts today. So, bottoms up!

 

[MichelleCarmen]

Date: 1/9/2006 10:45:31 PM
Author: monarch64
Uhh, can I just say there have been a few Friday/Saturday evenings when I''ve had a couple during dinner and then come home to pricescope? IS IT WRONG???? LOL

My husband and I don''t have kids yet and usually go out with friends who don''t either. I am definitely ''guilty'' of sometimes drinking while pricescoping. Hey, at least I''m in my own home and not on the streets and not bothering anyone!

Well, I have kids and have a beer here and there. My problem isn''t so much posting while drunk, but ORDERING stuff online while drunk. lol

 

[decodelighted]

Back to earth now, ladies. I figured the only way to stay out of trouble was to stay away from the keyboard.

That and the premiere of Bachelor 47: Paris.

Wow. I''m a total lightweight! One of our goals for the New Year is to cook more at home & wine just makes things so much *nicer* for the chef du jour

Cheers back to my fellow booze-hounds this evening! May your beds not spin and your sleep be blissful!

 

[kaylagee]

Date: 1/10/2006 12:53:22 AM
Author: MC


.... My problem isn''t so much posting while drunk, but ORDERING stuff online while drunk. lol

OMG, Me too!! LOL! I thought I was the only one who did that.

 

[kaylagee]

Date: 1/10/2006 1:10:00 AM
Author: decodelighted
Back to earth now, ladies. I figured the only way to stay out of trouble was to stay away from the keyboard.

That and the premiere of Bachelor 47: Paris...

I caught part of that(the ABC show, right?). How ''bout Ms. Biological Clock 2005/2006, the oncologist? I thought she was cute but totally blew it with being too desperate.

Happy to hear you had a fun evening, DD!

 

[diamondlil]

Date: 1/9/2006 9:45:26 PM
Author: mrssalvo
hehe, i bet more people P-scope drunk than we''ll ever know..I agree dinner sound yummy..

Been there, done that. I''m a lightweight myself -- 2 glasses and I''m feeling the giggles.

 

[larussel03]

Date: 1/10/2006 4:33:32 AM
Author: kaylagee

Date: 1/10/2006 1:10:00 AM
Author: decodelighted
Back to earth now, ladies. I figured the only way to stay out of trouble was to stay away from the keyboard.

That and the premiere of Bachelor 47: Paris...

I caught part of that(the ABC show, right?). How ''bout Ms. Biological Clock 2005/2006, the oncologist? I thought she was cute but totally blew it with being too desperate.

Happy to hear you had a fun evening, DD!

I saw that too, she was such a wiedo--did you see her following around one of the men that worked for the show afterwards talking to him about it. I dont think it''s men so much that are intimidated by her being successful, I think it''s her approach. I mean hellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllo, "hi, nice to meet you, I want to start the reproductive stage of my life" WHO SAYS THAT TO SOMEONE THEY JUST MET?????

 

[decodelighted]

Date: 1/10/2006 7:54:31 AM
Author: *~Sweetpea~*

Date: 1/10/2006 4:33:32 AM
I mean hellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllo, ''hi, nice to meet you, I want to start the reproductive stage of my life'' WHO SAYS THAT TO SOMEONE THEY JUST MET?????

Someone with a severe case of Aspergers Syndrome! That was my take. Smart smart girl who''s submerged herself in studies to the detriment of her social life and has NO SOCIAL SKILLS or COGNITION at all!!! It was amazing how the other girls were patiently trying to explain that while "the reproductive stage" was now important to HER it might not be to HIM. And SOCIALLY-STUNTED girl was all "NOOOO! He''s over THIRTY. It''s TIME for him to care". Wacky.

What about the "Am I too short? Are my boobs too small?" lecture she gave him! Aiigh. I give him credit for talking to her calmly & rationally & telling her the truth.

 

[Mara]

Hahaha I had a message on my Yahoo last nite from my girlfriend who had seen the show and she was saying she was going to use that line the next time she met a hot guy ''Hello, I''m at the reproductive stage of my life right now...''....HOW NICE!

I Tivo''d it but haven''t seen it as Greg REFUSES to watch it ...and not REFUSES in the same way he sneaks peeks over at the TV during other shows but really hates it. HAHA. So maybe today I will watch it.

 

[decodelighted]

Date: 1/10/2006 1:20:07 PM
Author: Mara
maybe today I will watch it.

Oh DO! I remembered another awesome part with SOCIALLY-CLUELESS girl ... she tries to explain to the other "dumped" girls ((sitting around on the ground in their evening gowns, probably waiting for a bus to the airport)) that the ONLY reason to HAVE A RELATIONSHIP or GET MARRIED is to HAVE KIDS. What a ROMANTIC that one! Dream dates in Paris was totally up her alley, NOT!

It''s so fun when they cast "wild cards" like that on these shows to KOOK up the action a bit. I was impressed at how nice everyone was to her ... possibly they too could see things weren''t "organized" in her "upstairs" like most people. A bombshell girl doctor virgin nerd??? Only took 47 seasons to find that one.

 

[SoonIHope]

Yeah, she was TOTALLY unable to accept that just because SHE thought the most important thing about her was that she was smart and career driven, HE might not have that be his only criteria for choosing a potential date/spouse/whatever. As in perhaps she shouldn''t be PSYCHOTIC??

 

[decodelighted]

Date: 1/10/2006 1:31:42 PM
Author: albicocca
Yeah, she was TOTALLY unable to accept that just because SHE thought the most important thing about her was that she was smart and career driven, HE might not have that be his only criteria for choosing a potential date/spouse/whatever. As in perhaps she shouldn''t be PSYCHOTIC??

SO TRUE!! I remembered something else ... so she confronts him, like WHY? WHY? And he - gasp - tells her the truth. "Well ... you said you were at the reproductive stage and I''m not. I don''t want to put the cart before the horse." (reasonable, no? prudent, no? sane? no?) AND SHE LIT INTO HIM.

"But you CAME ON THIS SHOW!! FOR A RELATIONSHIP RIGHT?" (as if it''s not the Bachelor 47: Paris but A Baby Story or something???)

It''s just too bad she was voted off the island. Maybe she''ll get her own show. C''mon ABC. THAT''s entertainment.

 

[SoonIHope]

Date: 1/10/2006 1:39:49 PM
Author: decodelighted

Date: 1/10/2006 1:31:42 PM
It''s just too bad she was voted off the island. Maybe she''ll get her own show. C''mon ABC. THAT''s entertainment.

hahahaha!!! "Come Reproduce With An Oncologist!" If you want to spend more than 8 minutes getting to know her before you get down to reproducing...you''re gone!

 

[decodelighted]

Date: 1/10/2006 1:43:00 PM
Author: albicocca

Date: 1/10/2006 1:39:49 PM

Author: decodelighted

Date: 1/10/2006 1:31:42 PM

It''s just too bad she was voted off the island. Maybe she''ll get her own show. C''mon ABC. THAT''s entertainment.

hahahaha!!! ''Come Reproduce With An Oncologist!'' If you want to spend more than 8 minutes getting to know her before you get down to reproducing...you''re gone!

BWHAAAAAA. Your version may need to be on HBO! I can hear the 70''s porno soundtrack now

 

[moon river]

Date: 1/10/2006 2:03:08 PM
Author: SanDiegoLady
Hmm... buying diamonds while under the influence.. dannnnggerrrouuusss. ROFL.

I wonder what the punishment would be for ''BUI''?

 

[Angel7]

You are too funny! I''m not even sure if I could turn on the computer drunk!!

 

[Matata]

Date: 1/9/2006 8:20:09 PM
Author:decodelighted
AND I''M SMASHED!!!! WHoooooo! Don''t pay attention to anything I say tonight ladies. I''m over the legal limit.

Decided to try this tactic tonite. I''m not havin'' fun yet. Maybe I haven''t had enuf to drink. Re: The Bachelor & Ms. I''ve Got Rotting Eggs....she seemed genuinely confused that she came up empty handed, so to speak, after using various dating services in a failed effort to become fertilized. Couldn''t believe she actually said to cute Dr. Square Jaw Perfect White Teeth Smile to Die For Hot Bod "whazza matter with me, are my boobs too small, aren''t I pretty enough?" He should just have said "yes."
Hiccup...toddling off to hoist another glass.

 

[ello]

That was so funny! I could not believe my ears as well. I wonder if she''s embarrassed by the ordeal or if she''s still pumped! He must be so relieved that she was canned from the beginning....fewwwsh! Imagine having a doctor like her...she is probably going to loose a lot of patients...poor girl!

 

[Matata]

Date: 1/10/2006 10:36:51 PM
Author: Ries
I wonder if she''s embarrassed by the ordeal or if she''s still pumped! He must be so relieved that she was canned from the beginning....fewwwsh! Imagine having a doctor like her...she is probably going to loose a lot of patients...poor girl!

Embarrassed?!??? Embarassed??!! Not possible. She appears to be the type (based on my unprofessional untrained inebriated evaluation) to be incapable of embarrassment. She is on a mission, is highly committed to it, and will stay pumped until she''s primed. Pity the poor children. Female patients may emphathize with her, but if I were a male patient, I''d be verrrrry afraid.

 

[DonaBella]

Date: 1/10/2006 4:33:32 AM
Author: kaylagee

Date: 1/10/2006 1:10:00 AM
Author: decodelighted
Back to earth now, ladies. I figured the only way to stay out of trouble was to stay away from the keyboard.

That and the premiere of Bachelor 47: Paris...

I caught part of that(the ABC show, right?). How ''bout Ms. Biological Clock 2005/2006, the oncologist? I thought she was cute but totally blew it with being too desperate.

Happy to hear you had a fun evening, DD!

I saw part of The Bachelor and thought that Ms. Biological Clock was out of touch with the reality that the reason she isn''t already fertilized is because she comes on too fast, too strong and just too much, too soon...any poor guy out there who she is considering totally changes his tune when she does the "my eggs are getting old" routine. I felt bad for her that she is so desperate, but I also thought that it appears she has no awareness of how she comes across.

Deco, you mentioned about being a lightweight when it comes to having a glass or two...my hubby is the same way. When we go out, its me who usually has to drive us home...I pretty much have a wooden leg and can handle my own. Now, that also depends on what we are having...an extremely large house margarita with an extra shot and I am NOT driving anywhere...