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Super_Ideal_Rock
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IN PRISON..........you spend the majority of your time in a
10X10 cell.
AT WORK............you spend the majority of your time in
an 8X8 cubicle.
IN PRISON.........you get three meals a day.
AT WORK...........you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.
IN PRISON..........you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK............you get more work for good behavior.
IN PRISON..........the guard locks and unlocks all the
doors for you.
AT WORK............you must often carry a security card and
open all the doors for yourself.
IN PRISON..........you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK...........you could get fired for watching TV and
playing games.
IN PRISON.........you get your own toilet.
AT WORK..........you have to share the toilet with some
people who pee on the seat.
IN PRISON..........they allow your family and friends to
visit.
AT WORK............you aren''t even supposed to speak to
your family.
IN PRISON.........all expenses are paid by the taxpayers
with no work required.
AT WORK............you get to pay all your expenses to go
to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
IN PRISON..........you spend most of your life inside bars
wanting to get out.
AT WORK .you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.
IN PRISON .........you must deal with sadistic fellow
prisoners.
AT WORK...........they are called co-workers.
10X10 cell.
AT WORK............you spend the majority of your time in
an 8X8 cubicle.
IN PRISON.........you get three meals a day.
AT WORK...........you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.
IN PRISON..........you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK............you get more work for good behavior.
IN PRISON..........the guard locks and unlocks all the
doors for you.
AT WORK............you must often carry a security card and
open all the doors for yourself.
IN PRISON..........you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK...........you could get fired for watching TV and
playing games.
IN PRISON.........you get your own toilet.
AT WORK..........you have to share the toilet with some
people who pee on the seat.
IN PRISON..........they allow your family and friends to
visit.
AT WORK............you aren''t even supposed to speak to
your family.
IN PRISON.........all expenses are paid by the taxpayers
with no work required.
AT WORK............you get to pay all your expenses to go
to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
IN PRISON..........you spend most of your life inside bars
wanting to get out.
AT WORK .you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.
IN PRISON .........you must deal with sadistic fellow
prisoners.
AT WORK...........they are called co-workers.
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