PS Silly Thread

[HollyS]

I am simply advising etiquette when accepting company into your home. dirty ho!

A lady should always welcome guests through the front door, take their coats and offer a beverage. And, as we all know, some people hum when they are content. You seriously need to get over yourself and stop making everything I say dirty!!

I said it before, I'll say it again. Trollop.

I think you just like the sound of it. You enjoyed snatching the Trollop Crown from Maisie.

 

[Maisie]

I am simply advising etiquette when accepting company into your home. dirty ho!

A lady should always welcome guests through the front door, take their coats and offer a beverage. And, as we all know, some people hum when they are content. You seriously need to get over yourself and stop making everything I say dirty!!

Oooh hark at the snark.

 

[HollyS]

TRASHY FILTH, TRASHY FILTH, TRASHY FILTH!!!

*sways to and fro like a member of a religious cult*

We are intolerant of weirdo religions here.

Heathen.

Nope. Intolerant Christian. Don't you ever backread ancient threads? I've been called everything AND a white woman, and surely you would know that I'm an intolerant Christian.

Stop discussing religion or I am going to report you. Its not allowed. Stop blatantely flouting the rules for your own devious ends.

Hey, you're the one who said you were in a cult. . . and then you attacked me as being a heathen . . . I was just defending myself.

 

[Matata]

I am mortified that you all have degraded to such a level. So now you harlots, trollops, and crappy whiners who insist on carry out smear campaigns against each other -- you will be punished in the worst way.

Here it comes


















Are you ready?

 

[Maisie]

I am simply advising etiquette when accepting company into your home. dirty ho!

A lady should always welcome guests through the front door, take their coats and offer a beverage. And, as we all know, some people hum when they are content. You seriously need to get over yourself and stop making everything I say dirty!!

I said it before, I'll say it again. Trollop.

I think you just like the sound of it. You enjoyed snatching the Trollop Crown from Maisie.

Hey! Stop dragging me into your fight. I would have you know that I am a paragon of virtue. My nether regions are untouched by a man. I have never been kissed, kicked or manhandled.

Well ok, I may have lied about the kicked bit.

 

[HollyS]

Matata, that's grosser than the fungal toes.

 

[Maisie]

TRASHY FILTH, TRASHY FILTH, TRASHY FILTH!!!

*sways to and fro like a member of a religious cult*

We are intolerant of weirdo religions here.

Heathen.

Nope. Intolerant Christian. Don't you ever backread ancient threads? I've been called everything AND a white woman, and surely you would know that I'm an intolerant Christian.

Stop discussing religion or I am going to report you. Its not allowed. Stop blatantely flouting the rules for your own devious ends.

Hey, you're the one who said you were in a cult. . . and then you attacked me as being a heathen . . . I was just defending myself.

Stop trying to jedi mind trick me.

 

[Maisie]

Matata, that's grosser than the fungal toes.

I quite liked the fungal toes... I wonder what it would be like to give them a little nibble...

 

[HollyS]

Matata, that's grosser than the fungal toes.

I quite liked the fungal toes... I wonder what it would be like to give them a little nibble...

Okay, then. You win the gross out prize.

 

[Maisie]

I am mortified that you all have degraded to such a level. So now you harlots, trollops, and crappy whiners who insist on carry out smear campaigns against each other -- you will be punished in the worst way.

Here it comes


















Are you ready?

Nooooooooo!! Not the rainbow pooping unicorn!!!!

 

[somethingshiny]

You said snatch!!


lol

 

[HollyS]

You said snatch!!


lol

See? Told you your mind was in your privates. For shame. Trollop.

 

[somethingshiny]

Um, I've never seen your picture, nut MY mind is definitely NOT in my privates.

Maise~ I puked in my mouth a little bit. Toe licker!



eta~ I'm not gonna change it, but I've seen I've written "nut" instead of "but" Well, perhaps Holly is right after all!

 

[Maisie]

You said snatch!!


lol

See? Told you your mind was in your privates. For shame. Trollop.

Just seeing how you two behave reminds me of how wonderfully classy I am.

 

[HollyS]

Um, I've never seen your picture, nut MY mind is definitely NOT in my privates.

Maise~ I puked in my mouth a little bit. Toe licker!

She likes them an awful lot. Maybe they're hers!!!!

 

[Matata]

Haiku for You

Trollop tears fall
snarking at its best
hearts torn asunder

 

[HollyS]

Haiku for You

Trollop tears fall
snarking at its best
hearts torn asunder

Well, it's okay. But your diarrhea ditty was your best work.

 

[somethingshiny]

Maise has fungus Maise has fungus

And she likes to eat it! Bet she chews on her nasty nails!


oh, ditto the diarrhea

 

[HollyS]

Maise has fungus Maise has fungus

And she likes to eat it! Bet she chews on her nasty nails!


oh, ditto the diarrhea

You know, that would have been funnier if you had said "Ditto the diarrhea ditty." Just sayin'.

 

[Matata]

Haiku for You

Trollop tears fall
snarking at its best
hearts torn asunder

Well, it's okay. But your diarrhea ditty was your best work.

Can't take credit for that one, found it on the internet. But it's nice to know that my original work stinks in comparison to what I plagiarize.

 

[Maisie]

Um, I've never seen your picture, nut MY mind is definitely NOT in my privates.

Maise~ I puked in my mouth a little bit. Toe licker!

She likes them an awful lot. Maybe they're hers!!!!

I can't confirm or deny that. I like to protect my privacy. Can't have you stalking me.

 

[HollyS]

Haiku for You

Trollop tears fall
snarking at its best
hearts torn asunder

Well, it's okay. But your diarrhea ditty was your best work.

Can't take credit for that one, found it on the internet. But it's nice to know that my original work stinks in comparison to what I plagiarize.

Stinking being the obvious adjective.

 

[Maisie]

Maise has fungus Maise has fungus

And she likes to eat it! Bet she chews on her nasty nails!


oh, ditto the diarrhea

The best part is taking a nail file, scraping around under the nail, and spreading the cheese on bread. Nom Nom!

 

[HollyS]

Speaking of stinking, where's Haven?

She has stinky poetry, too.

 

[Maisie]

Haiku for You

Trollop tears fall
snarking at its best
hearts torn asunder

Torn asunder... torn asunder....

*arms flailing...tongue hanging out...passing silent gas...*

 

[Matata]

Haiku for You

Trollop tears fall
snarking at its best
hearts torn asunder

Well, it's okay. But your diarrhea ditty was your best work.

Can't take credit for that one, found it on the internet. But it's nice to know that my original work stinks in comparison to what I plagiarize.

Stinking being the obvious adjective.

 

[HollyS]

Maise has fungus Maise has fungus

And she likes to eat it! Bet she chews on her nasty nails!


oh, ditto the diarrhea

The best part is taking a nail file, scraping around under the nail, and spreading the cheese on bread. Nom Nom!

I draw the line at being grossed out to the max. My stomach just flipped over. Oops. There it goes again.

 

[Maisie]

Maise has fungus Maise has fungus

And she likes to eat it! Bet she chews on her nasty nails!


oh, ditto the diarrhea

The best part is taking a nail file, scraping around under the nail, and spreading the cheese on bread. Nom Nom!

I draw the line at being grossed out to the max. My stomach just flipped over. Oops. There it goes again.

Mine did too. But it didn't stop me writing it.

 

[somethingshiny]

Oh god. I leave to get my baby and come back to talk of toe cheese!?! You've found my kryptonite!!

 

[Maisie]

Oh god. I leave to get my baby and come back to talk of toe cheese!?! You've found my kryptonite!!

I'm not even sorry.