TEN COMMANDMENTS

[Iceman]

TEN COMMANDMENTS The real reason that we can''t have the Ten
>Commandments in a Courthouse!




>You cannot post "Thou Shall Not Steal," "Thou Shall Not Commit
>Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers,
>judges and politicians!
>It creates a hostile work environment.
>

 

[fancyrock]

Iceman... you are too cool and FUNNY!! Keep'em coming.....

 

[sparker]

Hi,

I appreciate you humor, but remember there are actually some very respectful, honest, and ethical lawyers in this world. I'm married to one of the few.

Suz

 

[Jennifer5973]

Ditto, sparker.

 

[Iceman]

When I took my law classes for apprising the lawyer that stepped into the room stated that "You Jewelers" are only one step above a used car salesman in a court of law"

I’m sure the joke would be finished if I added jewelers to the list

The Iceman

 

[AGBF]

I cannot find the joke I want, but this one is second best .

An engineer dies and is sent to hell.

When the engineer arrives in hell and finds everything disorganized. There is no water, no plumbing, no electricity. It's a mess!

So the engineer sets right to work. Within a month all of hell is functioning beautifully! Everyone is happy and having a great
time. Flush toilets and lights replace the great firey pits.

God Looks down at hell and is in shock at what He sees! The engineer was supposed to have been sent to heaven, not hell! He demands that Satan rectify the error and send him up to heaven where he belongs.

Satan says "Nope. We are keeping him. Hell has never run so well."

God is furious and thunders, "I'll sue!"

Satan Laughs and says, "Yeah right! And where are YOU gonna get a lawyer???"

 

[njc]

I like that one AGBF... I love lawyer jokes!

I come from a family of them so i always hear 'em. And like Sparker and Jennifer I know mine are the good ones, which i think is what makes the jokes so funny to me!

 

[moremoremore]

I'm a HORRIBLE lawyer. I hate confrontation and I'm much too honest

 

[moremoremore]

The devil visited a lawyer's office and made him an offer.

"I can arrange some things for you, " the devil said. "I'll increase your income five-fold. Your partners will love you; your clients will respect you; you'll have four months of vacation each year and live to be a hundred. All I require in return is that your wife's soul, your children's souls, and their children's souls rot in hell for eternity."

The lawyer thought for a moment. "What's the catch?" he asked

 

[AGBF]

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On 9/24/2004 10:11:36 AM moremoremore wrote:

The devil visited a lawyer's office and made him an offer.

'I can arrange some things for you, ' the devil said. 'I'll increase your income five-fold. Your partners will love you; your clients will respect you; you'll have four months of vacation each year and live to be a hundred. All I require in return is that your wife's soul, your children's souls, and their children's souls rot in hell for eternity.'

The lawyer thought for a moment. 'What's the catch?' he asked----------------

I just sent this off to a lawyer friend in Canada. I was wondering if he has the joke I am looking for and thought he deserved a laugh.

 

[sparker]

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On 9/24/2004 10:11:36 AM moremoremore wrote:

The devil visited a lawyer's office and made him an offer.

'I can arrange some things for you, ' the devil said. 'I'll increase your income five-fold. Your partners will love you; your clients will respect you; you'll have four months of vacation each year and live to be a hundred. All I require in return is that your wife's soul, your children's souls, and their children's souls rot in hell for eternity.'

The lawyer thought for a moment. 'What's the catch?' he asked----------------

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