The LIW Small Talk Thread

[winelover23]

Date: 12/15/2009 2:35:01 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 12/15/2009 2:31:55 PM
Author: sunnyd
I''m going crazy waiting for my wedding pics. 6 weeks is rapidly approaching!!

What time frame did they promise?

The last week before mine came back I was pretty much just pissed off.

Then I saw them. And I immediately forgot my pain.

Like childbirth.

So true!

 

[vc10um]

Date: 12/15/2009 2:38:01 PM
Author: elledizzy5
I vote pink!

I think they support Breast Cancer Research!

And mine is pink!

If that''s the case, then I switch my vote!

 

[TooPatient]

Date: 12/15/2009 2:35:29 PM
Author: winelover23

Date: 12/15/2009 2:33:45 PM
Author: Hudson_Hawk
I have to go buy a snuggie tonight. Shoudl I get pink or leopard print?

PINK, duh!

Gotta be leopard.

Then you can get the bra to match from VS.

 

[winelover23]

PINK!

PINK!

PINK!

 

[Hudson_Hawk]

The head of our dept stated at a company function that animal prints are in this season, so I''m kind of leaning that way because personally I can''t stand animal prints. I can tolerate them in small doses like shoes or a belt, but I can''t do an entire outfit. So this is tacky+chic which is just funny.

 

[winelover23]

Date: 12/15/2009 2:45:30 PM
Author: Hudson_Hawk
The head of our dept stated at a company function that animal prints are in this season, so I''m kind of leaning that way because personally I can''t stand animal prints. I can tolerate them in small doses like shoes or a belt, but I can''t do an entire outfit. So this is tacky+chic which is just funny.

Pink.

 

[TooPatient]

Mini-rant ahead:

I am NOT a plumber. If you gotta do your thing in the office for everyone to hear & smell then I can ignore that sometimes. (things happen)
But if you gotta go, then go DOWN the hall to the toilet that isn''t 5 feet from my desk.
And above all -- DON''T come whining to me when you clog it.


Sorry. I just HATE working with men sometimes.

 

[winelover23]

Date: 12/15/2009 2:48:19 PM
Author: TooPatient
Mini-rant ahead:

I am NOT a plumber. If you gotta do your thing in the office for everyone to hear & smell then I can ignore that sometimes. (things happen)
But if you gotta go, then go DOWN the hall to the toilet that isn''t 5 feet from my desk.
And above all -- DON''T come whining to me when you clog it.


Sorry. I just HATE working with men sometimes.

I feel your pain but honestly the worst smells come from the females here. Makes me very nervous.

 

[Lauren8211]

Date: 12/15/2009 2:47:27 PM
Author: winelover23

Date: 12/15/2009 2:45:30 PM
Author: Hudson_Hawk
The head of our dept stated at a company function that animal prints are in this season, so I''m kind of leaning that way because personally I can''t stand animal prints. I can tolerate them in small doses like shoes or a belt, but I can''t do an entire outfit. So this is tacky+chic which is just funny.

Pink.

 

[vc10um]

Date: 12/15/2009 2:48:19 PM
Author: TooPatient
Mini-rant ahead:

I am NOT a plumber. If you gotta do your thing in the office for everyone to hear & smell then I can ignore that sometimes. (things happen)
But if you gotta go, then go DOWN the hall to the toilet that isn''t 5 feet from my desk.
And above all -- DON''T come whining to me when you clog it.


Sorry. I just HATE working with men sometimes.

OH NO!!!

----that>

 

[Lauren8211]

The worst messes come from women too! Man... the things women do to bathroom stalls!

 

[Hudson_Hawk]

Date: 12/15/2009 2:48:19 PM
Author: TooPatient
Mini-rant ahead:


I am NOT a plumber. If you gotta do your thing in the office for everyone to hear & smell then I can ignore that sometimes. (things happen)

But if you gotta go, then go DOWN the hall to the toilet that isn''t 5 feet from my desk.

And above all -- DON''T come whining to me when you clog it.



Sorry. I just HATE working with men sometimes.

Now that is just gross.

 

[Lauren8211]

It always comes back to poop...

 

[winelover23]

Date: 12/15/2009 2:50:48 PM
Author: elledizzy5
The worst messes come from women too! Man... the things women do to bathroom stalls!

Ya seriously!? What is that? I never understand the pee on the toilet seats, I mean what are they doing? If you''re worried about germs then bring in a clorox wipe then put down a liner. For crying in the freaking beer!

 

[vc10um]

Date: 12/15/2009 2:53:27 PM
Author: elledizzy5
It always comes back to poop...

Hahaha. So true.

 

[TooPatient]

Date: 12/15/2009 2:53:27 PM
Author: elledizzy5
It always comes back to poop...

Isn''t that life?

Be born. Poop. Grow up. Poop. Food. Poop. Work. Poop.


Seriously though. Ick.


And with that, I''m off to eat the toast I made for breakfast.

 

[Lauren8211]

Date: 12/15/2009 2:54:37 PM
Author: winelover23

Date: 12/15/2009 2:50:48 PM
Author: elledizzy5
The worst messes come from women too! Man... the things women do to bathroom stalls!

Ya seriously!? What is that? I never understand the pee on the toilet seats, I mean what are they doing? If you''re worried about germs then bring in a clorox wipe then put down a liner. For crying in the freaking beer!

I have NO idea.

I worked in a restaurant for over 5 years, and we had to check the bathrooms. I saw some of the sickest things in there.

WHERE are these people raised?

I don''t care what type of issue you have... there should NEVER be fece on the wall!

 

[winelover23]

Date: 12/15/2009 2:57:04 PM
Author: TooPatient

Date: 12/15/2009 2:53:27 PM
Author: elledizzy5
It always comes back to poop...

Isn''t that life?

Be born. Poop. Grow up. Poop. Food. Poop. Work. Poop.


Seriously though. Ick.


And with that, I''m off to eat the toast I made for breakfast.

I want this as a shirt.

 

[Lauren8211]

Date: 12/15/2009 2:58:09 PM
Author: winelover23

Date: 12/15/2009 2:57:04 PM
Author: TooPatient

Date: 12/15/2009 2:53:27 PM
Author: elledizzy5
It always comes back to poop...

Isn''t that life?

Be born. Poop. Grow up. Poop. Food. Poop. Work. Poop.


Seriously though. Ick.


And with that, I''m off to eat the toast I made for breakfast.

I want this as a shirt.

I can make that happen!

 

[Hudson_Hawk]

Date: 12/15/2009 2:57:54 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 12/15/2009 2:54:37 PM

Author: winelover23

Date: 12/15/2009 2:50:48 PM

Author: elledizzy5

The worst messes come from women too! Man... the things women do to bathroom stalls!

Ya seriously!? What is that? I never understand the pee on the toilet seats, I mean what are they doing? If you''re worried about germs then bring in a clorox wipe then put down a liner. For crying in the freaking beer!

I have NO idea.


I worked in a restaurant for over 5 years, and we had to check the bathrooms. I saw some of the sickest things in there.


WHERE are these people raised?


I don''t care what type of issue you have... there should NEVER be fece on the wall!

How does that happen???

 

[Lauren8211]

Date: 12/15/2009 2:59:42 PM
Author: Hudson_Hawk

Date: 12/15/2009 2:57:54 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 12/15/2009 2:54:37 PM

Author: winelover23

Date: 12/15/2009 2:50:48 PM

Author: elledizzy5

The worst messes come from women too! Man... the things women do to bathroom stalls!

Ya seriously!? What is that? I never understand the pee on the toilet seats, I mean what are they doing? If you''re worried about germs then bring in a clorox wipe then put down a liner. For crying in the freaking beer!

I have NO idea.


I worked in a restaurant for over 5 years, and we had to check the bathrooms. I saw some of the sickest things in there.


WHERE are these people raised?


I don''t care what type of issue you have... there should NEVER be fece on the wall!

How does that happen???

I have NO idea. I mean the floor? Ok. On the seat? I can picture it... but the WALL?? HOW??! You have to aiming or smearing!

Also.. one time I stumbled upon a clogged toilet. You shouldve seen this thing. It was too big to even get through the toilet hole! I dont know how this women was not screaming when this thing came out of her!

 

[Bia]

Date: 12/15/2009 2:59:42 PM
Author: Hudson_Hawk

Date: 12/15/2009 2:57:54 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 12/15/2009 2:54:37 PM

Author: winelover23

Date: 12/15/2009 2:50:48 PM

Author: elledizzy5

The worst messes come from women too! Man... the things women do to bathroom stalls!

Ya seriously!? What is that? I never understand the pee on the toilet seats, I mean what are they doing? If you''re worried about germs then bring in a clorox wipe then put down a liner. For crying in the freaking beer!

I have NO idea.


I worked in a restaurant for over 5 years, and we had to check the bathrooms. I saw some of the sickest things in there.


WHERE are these people raised?


I don''t care what type of issue you have... there should NEVER be fece on the wall!

How does that happen???

Ive seen some pretty bad stuff too. I avoid public restrooms unless it''s an emergencia!

 

[vc10um]

Date: 12/15/2009 2:59:42 PM
Author: Hudson_Hawk

Date: 12/15/2009 2:57:54 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 12/15/2009 2:54:37 PM

Author: winelover23

Date: 12/15/2009 2:50:48 PM

Author: elledizzy5

The worst messes come from women too! Man... the things women do to bathroom stalls!

Ya seriously!? What is that? I never understand the pee on the toilet seats, I mean what are they doing? If you''re worried about germs then bring in a clorox wipe then put down a liner. For crying in the freaking beer!

I have NO idea.


I worked in a restaurant for over 5 years, and we had to check the bathrooms. I saw some of the sickest things in there.


WHERE are these people raised?


I don''t care what type of issue you have... there should NEVER be fece on the wall!

How does that happen???

They were raised by feces-flinging monkeys???

 

[sunnyd]

Date: 12/15/2009 2:35:01 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 12/15/2009 2:31:55 PM
Author: sunnyd
I''m going crazy waiting for my wedding pics. 6 weeks is rapidly approaching!!

What time frame did they promise?

The last week before mine came back I was pretty much just pissed off.

Then I saw them. And I immediately forgot my pain.

Like childbirth.

They said 4-6 weeks, but that it would more likely be 4!

And LOL.

 

[Lauren8211]

Date: 12/15/2009 3:03:26 PM
Author: vc10um

Date: 12/15/2009 2:59:42 PM
Author: Hudson_Hawk

Date: 12/15/2009 2:57:54 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 12/15/2009 2:54:37 PM

Author: winelover23

Date: 12/15/2009 2:50:48 PM

Author: elledizzy5

The worst messes come from women too! Man... the things women do to bathroom stalls!

Ya seriously!? What is that? I never understand the pee on the toilet seats, I mean what are they doing? If you''re worried about germs then bring in a clorox wipe then put down a liner. For crying in the freaking beer!

I have NO idea.


I worked in a restaurant for over 5 years, and we had to check the bathrooms. I saw some of the sickest things in there.


WHERE are these people raised?


I don''t care what type of issue you have... there should NEVER be fece on the wall!

How does that happen???

They were raised by feces-flinging monkeys???

That is the only logical answer!

 

[Lauren8211]

Date: 12/15/2009 3:03:39 PM
Author: sunnyd

Date: 12/15/2009 2:35:01 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 12/15/2009 2:31:55 PM
Author: sunnyd
I''m going crazy waiting for my wedding pics. 6 weeks is rapidly approaching!!

What time frame did they promise?

The last week before mine came back I was pretty much just pissed off.

Then I saw them. And I immediately forgot my pain.

Like childbirth.

They said 4-6 weeks, but that it would more likely be 4!

And LOL.

I can''t wait to see them! Eeep!

 

[sunnyd]

I think I''ve told the story in another thread, but once while working at Home Depot this guy had some serious anal leakage starting 30 feet from the bathroom. Poor DH and 2 other guys had to clean it up while the guy was still in there!! When he left he left his underpants in the stall!!!

 

[Lauren8211]

Date: 12/15/2009 3:06:23 PM
Author: sunnyd
I think I''ve told the story in another thread, but once while working at Home Depot this guy had some serious anal leakage starting 30 feet from the bathroom. Poor DH and 2 other guys had to clean it up while the guy was still in there!! When he left he left his underpants in the stall!!!

I want to think thats funny, but its just sad.

I feel so bad for that guy... or anyone who has that much of a control loss over their bowels/bladder.

 

[sunnyd]

Yeah. Liquid poo everywhere. They were all gagging cleaning it up. I mean I feel bad for the dude, but that''s just gross.

 

[Bia]

Date: 12/15/2009 3:06:23 PM
Author: sunnyd
I think I''ve told the story in another thread, but once while working at Home Depot this guy had some serious anal leakage starting 30 feet from the bathroom. Poor DH and 2 other guys had to clean it up while the guy was still in there!! When he left he left his underpants in the stall!!!

Poor guy.

I remember during swim class this one girl had it on the diving board as we were all in line ready to dive off. I was only 8 or so but I remember feeling sooooo bad. That kind of stuff happens...bowels can be so unpredictable...darn them!