The LIW Small Talk Thread

[sunnyd]

Date: 1/8/2010 1:00:49 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 1/8/2010 12:59:51 PM
Author: sunnyd

Date: 1/8/2010 12:56:48 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 1/8/2010 12:55:12 PM
Author: Hudson_Hawk
Elle is like one of those cool girls in middle school who was shaving her legs when no one else was allowed to.

Meeting in 4 minutes....boo

I was, actually!

Girls would come over to my house to shave their legs! No joke!

Ha! I asked my mom if I could get Nair in 6th grade, she said no. So I stole her razor.

You were such a rebel!

Yes. I learned an important lesson that day: Don''t ask, just do it! I shaved, wore makeup, dyed my hair and got a tattoo when it was too late to do anything about it.

Not all at the same though, cause that''s trampy!

 

[vc10um]

Date: 1/8/2010 1:00:04 PM
Author: winelover23

Date: 1/8/2010 12:56:05 PM
Author: vc10um

Date: 1/8/2010 12:53:20 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 1/8/2010 12:51:39 PM
Author: Hudson_Hawk
Those of you who have them often. Aren''t you afraid of waking up to find you''re dry h*mping a pillow or leg?

LOL I''m usually just in normal sleeping position... I have not sleep-humped anything before, to my knowledge.

I have been sleep-humped by A, lol...though I''m not entirely convinced he was sleeping.

Ya I''ve been sleep molested by J. I''m pretty sure he thought I was Charlize Theron though.

Squirrly - Oh yes, the first squirrel!

Haha. Well, at least he chose someone classy and beautiful instead of someone like Paris or Britney!

 

[Clairitek]

Date: 1/8/2010 10:07:45 AM
Author: vc10um
Morning B!

Nude for me today!

Oh, and update from yesterday''s mini-breakdown...

After spending a lot of time searching for churches in KC that will marry non-members, I''m finding with increasing frequency that they don''t allow photography during the ceremony or only from the pro photog at the back of the sanctuary. To me, the pictures are the most important thing (aside from actually getting married, lol) and I REFUSE to have those limitations on my day. So. I talked to A about it. And he agrees with me that those limitations are ridiculous. So. I think we''re going to start looking for unique indoor venues with an older/architectural feel for the ceremony so that it has a sanctuary type feel to it, but with no photography restrictions.

**big sigh of relief**

Thanks again for all the laughs and stuff yesterday, it really helped a ton!

VC- One of my really good friends is from KC and planned a wedding there (got called off so I never got to see this place) but she was to get married at the Loose Mansion.

 

[Lauren8211]

My mom was weird.

I could shave my legs young, I didn''t have a curfew ever, I could drink, I slept over at my boyfriends houses in high school. She did NOT care.

However, she would KILL me if I got tattooed or dyed my hair.

 

[Squirrly]

Date: 1/8/2010 12:43:26 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 1/8/2010 12:41:24 PM
Author: TheBigT
We should write a ''small talk'' book.

I cannot even imagine what that might encompass!

Poop, poopcake, but sniffles, BSC, douchewaffles, douchecanoes, evil land lords, wine, booze, beer, cheese, pie, lunch, underwear, shoes, non-douche waffles (particularly of the bacon variety), WoW, coffee, the finer art of not knocking yourself out with your boobs while at the gym and giving yourself a wedgie, snow, "cleaning", cats, dogs, songs and movies that get stuck in heads, diet and exercise, lack of diet and exercise, farts, wedding planning, vitD deficiency, ways to pass time at work, bosses that do not give good raises, best places to get kosher food, perpetual student-itis, law school, lawyers (the good, the bad and the ST variety which are just awesome), house painting, getting new houses/apartments, cool pumpkin scarecrows, being sick at work, the finer arts and frustrations of blackberries, various opinion polls on various products and services, awesome flower deliveries, bedazzling, our new shirt company...

need more? aside from the behind-the-scenes of making an emotie movie of course.

 

[sunnyd]

Date: 1/8/2010 1:05:23 PM
Author: vc10um

Date: 1/8/2010 1:00:04 PM
Author: winelover23

Date: 1/8/2010 12:56:05 PM
Author: vc10um

Date: 1/8/2010 12:53:20 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 1/8/2010 12:51:39 PM
Author: Hudson_Hawk
Those of you who have them often. Aren''t you afraid of waking up to find you''re dry h*mping a pillow or leg?

LOL I''m usually just in normal sleeping position... I have not sleep-humped anything before, to my knowledge.

I have been sleep-humped by A, lol...though I''m not entirely convinced he was sleeping.

Ya I''ve been sleep molested by J. I''m pretty sure he thought I was Charlize Theron though.

Squirrly - Oh yes, the first squirrel!

Haha. Well, at least he chose someone classy and beautiful instead of someone like Paris or Britney!

My SIL saw Charlize''s nipple when she was interning for a film festival. Apparently she''s a snatch.

 

[vc10um]

Date: 1/8/2010 1:05:42 PM
Author: Clairitek

Date: 1/8/2010 10:07:45 AM
Author: vc10um
Morning B!

Nude for me today!

Oh, and update from yesterday''s mini-breakdown...

After spending a lot of time searching for churches in KC that will marry non-members, I''m finding with increasing frequency that they don''t allow photography during the ceremony or only from the pro photog at the back of the sanctuary. To me, the pictures are the most important thing (aside from actually getting married, lol) and I REFUSE to have those limitations on my day. So. I talked to A about it. And he agrees with me that those limitations are ridiculous. So. I think we''re going to start looking for unique indoor venues with an older/architectural feel for the ceremony so that it has a sanctuary type feel to it, but with no photography restrictions.

**big sigh of relief**

Thanks again for all the laughs and stuff yesterday, it really helped a ton!

VC- One of my really good friends is from KC and planned a wedding there (got called off so I never got to see this place) but she was to get married at the Loose Mansion.

Thanks for that, C-tek! I *just* bookmarked it yesterday or the day before! It''s definitely near the top of my list...well, until I see the price, lol!

elle, you''d be an awesome keynote speaker!!!

 

[Squirrly]

Date: 1/8/2010 12:47:28 PM
Author: winelover23

Date: 1/8/2010 12:44:41 PM
Author: TheBigT
There could be a whole chapter called ''Pics, or it didn''t happen.''

YES!

Seriously we could be on to something! Can you say ''Oprah cameo appearance''?

Wait, girls have nocturnal emissions? I WANT ONE! Why am I 32 and I''ve never had one that I can remember?

because you were asleep

 

[Lauren8211]

Date: 1/8/2010 1:06:44 PM
Author: Squirrly

Date: 1/8/2010 12:43:26 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 1/8/2010 12:41:24 PM
Author: TheBigT
We should write a ''small talk'' book.

I cannot even imagine what that might encompass!

Poop, poopcake, but sniffles, BSC, douchewaffles, douchecanoes, evil land lords, wine, booze, beer, cheese, pie, lunch, underwear, shoes, non-douche waffles (particularly of the bacon variety), WoW, coffee, the finer art of not knocking yourself out with your boobs while at the gym and giving yourself a wedgie, snow, ''cleaning'', cats, dogs, songs and movies that get stuck in heads, diet and exercise, lack of diet and exercise, farts, wedding planning, vitD deficiency, ways to pass time at work, bosses that do not give good raises, best places to get kosher food, perpetual student-itis, law school, lawyers (the good, the bad and the ST variety which are just awesome), house painting, getting new houses/apartments, cool pumpkin scarecrows, being sick at work, the finer arts and frustrations of blackberries, various opinion polls on various products and services, awesome flower deliveries, bedazzling, our new shirt company...

need more? aside from the behind-the-scenes of making an emotie movie of course.

squirrly... you made my day.

i don''t even know what else to say!

 

[vc10um]

Date: 1/8/2010 1:06:44 PM
Author: Squirrly

Date: 1/8/2010 12:43:26 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 1/8/2010 12:41:24 PM
Author: TheBigT
We should write a ''small talk'' book.

I cannot even imagine what that might encompass!

Poop, poopcake, but sniffles, BSC, douchewaffles, douchecanoes, evil land lords, wine, booze, beer, cheese, pie, lunch, underwear, shoes, non-douche waffles (particularly of the bacon variety), WoW, coffee, the finer art of not knocking yourself out with your boobs while at the gym and giving yourself a wedgie, snow, ''cleaning'', cats, dogs, songs and movies that get stuck in heads, diet and exercise, lack of diet and exercise, farts, wedding planning, vitD deficiency, ways to pass time at work, bosses that do not give good raises, best places to get kosher food, perpetual student-itis, law school, lawyers (the good, the bad and the ST variety which are just awesome), house painting, getting new houses/apartments, cool pumpkin scarecrows, being sick at work, the finer arts and frustrations of blackberries, various opinion polls on various products and services, awesome flower deliveries, bedazzling, our new shirt company...

need more? aside from the behind-the-scenes of making an emotie movie of course.

I''m laughing so hard I''m almost crying...

 

[Bia]

Date: 1/8/2010 1:03:16 PM
Author: winelover23

Date: 1/8/2010 1:01:53 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 1/8/2010 1:01:15 PM
Author: Bia

Date: 1/8/2010 12:56:48 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 1/8/2010 12:55:12 PM
Author: Hudson_Hawk
Elle is like one of those cool girls in middle school who was shaving her legs when no one else was allowed to.

Meeting in 4 minutes....boo

I was, actually!

Girls would come over to my house to shave their legs! No joke!

I wasn''t...

But that''s okay because I was always best friends with the girl who was!

In fact, that girl introduced me to my first tampon. Those itty bitty ones from ob. What a mission and boy did that hurt!!! Now ms. ob would get lost in the tunnel.

LOL!

SHIRT!!!!!!!!!!

check

what''s shirt?????

 

[sunnyd]

Bia, keep up woman!! We have a shirt making sweatshop of 4 year olds! They need sayings!

 

[Lauren8211]

Date: 1/8/2010 1:09:09 PM
Author: vc10um

Date: 1/8/2010 1:06:44 PM
Author: Squirrly

Date: 1/8/2010 12:43:26 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 1/8/2010 12:41:24 PM
Author: TheBigT
We should write a ''small talk'' book.

I cannot even imagine what that might encompass!

Poop, poopcake, but sniffles, BSC, douchewaffles, douchecanoes, evil land lords, wine, booze, beer, cheese, pie, lunch, underwear, shoes, non-douche waffles (particularly of the bacon variety), WoW, coffee, the finer art of not knocking yourself out with your boobs while at the gym and giving yourself a wedgie, snow, ''cleaning'', cats, dogs, songs and movies that get stuck in heads, diet and exercise, lack of diet and exercise, farts, wedding planning, vitD deficiency, ways to pass time at work, bosses that do not give good raises, best places to get kosher food, perpetual student-itis, law school, lawyers (the good, the bad and the ST variety which are just awesome), house painting, getting new houses/apartments, cool pumpkin scarecrows, being sick at work, the finer arts and frustrations of blackberries, various opinion polls on various products and services, awesome flower deliveries, bedazzling, our new shirt company...

need more? aside from the behind-the-scenes of making an emotie movie of course.

I''m laughing so hard I''m almost crying...

haha!

if we can find a very tiny font.... shirt?

 

[Lauren8211]

Shirt = Small Talk quotes that belong on a tshirt!

 

[Squirrly]

Date: 1/8/2010 1:05:42 PM
Author: Clairitek

Date: 1/8/2010 10:07:45 AM
Author: vc10um
Morning B!

Nude for me today!

Oh, and update from yesterday''s mini-breakdown...

After spending a lot of time searching for churches in KC that will marry non-members, I''m finding with increasing frequency that they don''t allow photography during the ceremony or only from the pro photog at the back of the sanctuary. To me, the pictures are the most important thing (aside from actually getting married, lol) and I REFUSE to have those limitations on my day. So. I talked to A about it. And he agrees with me that those limitations are ridiculous. So. I think we''re going to start looking for unique indoor venues with an older/architectural feel for the ceremony so that it has a sanctuary type feel to it, but with no photography restrictions.

**big sigh of relief**

Thanks again for all the laughs and stuff yesterday, it really helped a ton!

VC- One of my really good friends is from KC and planned a wedding there (got called off so I never got to see this place) but she was to get married at the Loose Mansion.

is it just me or is that a bad name for a place

 

[CNOS128]

Squirrly! You''re my hero!

 

[vc10um]

Date: 1/8/2010 1:11:54 PM
Author: Squirrly

Date: 1/8/2010 1:05:42 PM
Author: Clairitek

Date: 1/8/2010 10:07:45 AM
Author: vc10um
Morning B!

Nude for me today!

Oh, and update from yesterday''s mini-breakdown...

After spending a lot of time searching for churches in KC that will marry non-members, I''m finding with increasing frequency that they don''t allow photography during the ceremony or only from the pro photog at the back of the sanctuary. To me, the pictures are the most important thing (aside from actually getting married, lol) and I REFUSE to have those limitations on my day. So. I talked to A about it. And he agrees with me that those limitations are ridiculous. So. I think we''re going to start looking for unique indoor venues with an older/architectural feel for the ceremony so that it has a sanctuary type feel to it, but with no photography restrictions.

**big sigh of relief**

Thanks again for all the laughs and stuff yesterday, it really helped a ton!

VC- One of my really good friends is from KC and planned a wedding there (got called off so I never got to see this place) but she was to get married at the Loose Mansion.

is it just me or is that a bad name for a place

I was thinking that might be a bit awkward on an invite.

 

[winelover23]

Date: 1/8/2010 1:06:44 PM
Author: Squirrly

Date: 1/8/2010 12:43:26 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 1/8/2010 12:41:24 PM
Author: TheBigT
We should write a ''small talk'' book.

I cannot even imagine what that might encompass!

Poop, poopcake, but sniffles, BSC, douchewaffles, douchecanoes, evil land lords, wine, booze, beer, cheese, pie, lunch, underwear, shoes, non-douche waffles (particularly of the bacon variety), WoW, coffee, the finer art of not knocking yourself out with your boobs while at the gym and giving yourself a wedgie, snow, ''cleaning'', cats, dogs, songs and movies that get stuck in heads, diet and exercise, lack of diet and exercise, farts, wedding planning, vitD deficiency, ways to pass time at work, bosses that do not give good raises, best places to get kosher food, perpetual student-itis, law school, lawyers (the good, the bad and the ST variety which are just awesome), house painting, getting new houses/apartments, cool pumpkin scarecrows, being sick at work, the finer arts and frustrations of blackberries, various opinion polls on various products and services, awesome flower deliveries, bedazzling, our new shirt company...

need more? aside from the behind-the-scenes of making an emotie movie of course.

Squirrly - You are my sunshine! I''m saving this!

Bia - Wow keep up! Whenever someone has a good liner we say we''d like to make it into a shirt.

 

[sunnyd]

It''s like a swingers club!

 

[winelover23]

Date: 1/8/2010 1:11:54 PM
Author: Squirrly

Date: 1/8/2010 1:05:42 PM
Author: Clairitek

Date: 1/8/2010 10:07:45 AM
Author: vc10um
Morning B!

Nude for me today!

Oh, and update from yesterday''s mini-breakdown...

After spending a lot of time searching for churches in KC that will marry non-members, I''m finding with increasing frequency that they don''t allow photography during the ceremony or only from the pro photog at the back of the sanctuary. To me, the pictures are the most important thing (aside from actually getting married, lol) and I REFUSE to have those limitations on my day. So. I talked to A about it. And he agrees with me that those limitations are ridiculous. So. I think we''re going to start looking for unique indoor venues with an older/architectural feel for the ceremony so that it has a sanctuary type feel to it, but with no photography restrictions.

**big sigh of relief**

Thanks again for all the laughs and stuff yesterday, it really helped a ton!

VC- One of my really good friends is from KC and planned a wedding there (got called off so I never got to see this place) but she was to get married at the Loose Mansion.

is it just me or is that a bad name for a place

No I was actually going to say that no friend of mine can get married at anywhere called "Loose Mansion" unless of course she is a playmate...

 

[Squirrly]

Date: 1/8/2010 1:10:31 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 1/8/2010 1:09:09 PM
Author: vc10um

Date: 1/8/2010 1:06:44 PM
Author: Squirrly

Date: 1/8/2010 12:43:26 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 1/8/2010 12:41:24 PM
Author: TheBigT
We should write a ''small talk'' book.

I cannot even imagine what that might encompass!

Poop, poopcake, but sniffles, BSC, douchewaffles, douchecanoes, evil land lords, wine, booze, beer, cheese, pie, lunch, underwear, shoes, non-douche waffles (particularly of the bacon variety), WoW, coffee, the finer art of not knocking yourself out with your boobs while at the gym and giving yourself a wedgie, snow, ''cleaning'', cats, dogs, songs and movies that get stuck in heads, diet and exercise, lack of diet and exercise, farts, wedding planning, vitD deficiency, ways to pass time at work, bosses that do not give good raises, best places to get kosher food, perpetual student-itis, law school, lawyers (the good, the bad and the ST variety which are just awesome), house painting, getting new houses/apartments, cool pumpkin scarecrows, being sick at work, the finer arts and frustrations of blackberries, various opinion polls on various products and services, awesome flower deliveries, bedazzling, our new shirt company...

need more? aside from the behind-the-scenes of making an emotie movie of course.

I''m laughing so hard I''m almost crying...

haha!

if we can find a very tiny font.... shirt?

the girl i babysit asked me why i have a good memory and them proceeded to tell me she didn''t like it.

 

[Lauren8211]

Ok.. running home for lunch!

 

[Bia]

gotcha!

sorry I''ve been working the last couple of days.

 

[winelover23]

Date: 1/8/2010 1:15:36 PM
Author: Bia
gotcha!

sorry I''ve been working the last couple of days.

Don''t let it happen again. Don''t work and just small talk, everyone is doing it.

 

[sunnyd]

Pooping at work etiquette:

Rule #1 - DO NOT make audible grunting noises when others are in the bathroom with you. You sicko.

 

[vc10um]

Date: 1/8/2010 1:21:05 PM
Author: sunnyd
Pooping at work etiquette:

Rule #1 - DO NOT make audible grunting noises when others are in the bathroom with you. You sicko.

EW. That''s just bad.

 

[Squirrly]

Date: 1/8/2010 1:21:05 PM
Author: sunnyd
Pooping at work etiquette:

Rule #1 - DO NOT make audible grunting noises when others are in the bathroom with you. You sicko.

ooo are there going to be more rules?

 

[vc10um]

Oh, btw, Bia...I think that gift for your nephew is a totally awesome idea.

I am no help, though, on what to write. (See Hangout)

I really hate dealing with stupid arguments. Some attorneys come up with the most ridiculous things and I think it brings my IQ down several points just to have to respond to them.

 

[sunnyd]

Date: 1/8/2010 1:26:55 PM
Author: Squirrly

Date: 1/8/2010 1:21:05 PM
Author: sunnyd
Pooping at work etiquette:

Rule #1 - DO NOT make audible grunting noises when others are in the bathroom with you. You sicko.

ooo are there going to be more rules?

Rule #2 - Flush the damn toilet!!!! Sure it''s supposed to be automatic, but do you honestly not remember that it didn''t?!?!

Rule #3 - Courtesy flushes are your friend.

PS: These all apply to the same person.

 

[Lauren8211]

Poop rule #2:

Provide a courtesy flush! Don''t let it simmer in there!