The LIW Small Talk Thread

[vc10um]

HAHAHA. sunny and elle, you guys are too funny.

People can be SO inconsiderate when it comes to public restrooms.

The one I hate is the people who hang TP over the automatic flusher sensor. Not only do they LEAVE the TP there...but they also DON''T FLUSH!!! Seriously. How do you forget that?!!?!?

 

[Lauren8211]

Date: 1/8/2010 1:43:48 PM
Author: vc10um
HAHAHA. sunny and elle, you guys are too funny.


People can be SO inconsiderate when it comes to public restrooms.


The one I hate is the people who hang TP over the automatic flusher sensor. Not only do they LEAVE the TP there...but they also DON''T FLUSH!!! Seriously. How do you forget that?!!?!?

I''ve never seen anyone do that... why would you block the flush sensor?

 

[vc10um]

Date: 1/8/2010 1:45:09 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 1/8/2010 1:43:48 PM
Author: vc10um
HAHAHA. sunny and elle, you guys are too funny.


People can be SO inconsiderate when it comes to public restrooms.


The one I hate is the people who hang TP over the automatic flusher sensor. Not only do they LEAVE the TP there...but they also DON''T FLUSH!!! Seriously. How do you forget that?!!?!?

I''ve never seen anyone do that... why would you block the flush sensor?

So it doesn''t flush while you''re in the middle of pooping.

 

[winelover23]

Date: 1/8/2010 1:45:09 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 1/8/2010 1:43:48 PM
Author: vc10um
HAHAHA. sunny and elle, you guys are too funny.


People can be SO inconsiderate when it comes to public restrooms.


The one I hate is the people who hang TP over the automatic flusher sensor. Not only do they LEAVE the TP there...but they also DON''T FLUSH!!! Seriously. How do you forget that?!!?!?

I''ve never seen anyone do that... why would you block the flush sensor?

THe only time I worry about the flush sensor is when I''m having an unusually long pee and that darn thing about flushes me down the toilet before I''m done. I don''t need to douche fricking toilet! Vaginas are self cleaning ovens!

 

[Lauren8211]

Ive never had one flush too soon! Now I''m scared!

 

[winelover23]

Date: 1/8/2010 1:50:00 PM
Author: elledizzy5
Ive never had one flush too soon! Now I''m scared!

Always sit VERY still otherwise you''ll trip the sensor and you run the risk of the toiletdouche.

 

[CNOS128]

Date: 1/8/2010 1:49:25 PM
Author: winelover23
THe only time I worry about the flush sensor is when I''m having an unusually long pee and that darn thing about flushes me down the toilet before I''m done. I don''t need to douche fricking toilet! Vaginas are self cleaning ovens!

Shirt, please?!?!?

 

[winelover23]

Date: 1/8/2010 1:52:38 PM
Author: TheBigT

Date: 1/8/2010 1:49:25 PM
Author: winelover23
THe only time I worry about the flush sensor is when I''m having an unusually long pee and that darn thing about flushes me down the toilet before I''m done. I don''t need to douche fricking toilet! Vaginas are self cleaning ovens!

Shirt, please?!?!?

check

 

[Squirrly]

Date: 1/8/2010 1:40:34 PM
Author: sunnyd

Date: 1/8/2010 1:26:55 PM
Author: Squirrly

Date: 1/8/2010 1:21:05 PM
Author: sunnyd
Pooping at work etiquette:

Rule #1 - DO NOT make audible grunting noises when others are in the bathroom with you. You sicko.

ooo are there going to be more rules?

Rule #2 - Flush the damn toilet!!!! Sure it''s supposed to be automatic, but do you honestly not remember that it didn''t?!?!

Rule #3 - Courtesy flushes are your friend.

PS: These all apply to the same person.

if we make it to 10 would that be another shirt?

 

[sunnyd]

Date: 1/8/2010 1:52:38 PM
Author: TheBigT

Date: 1/8/2010 1:49:25 PM
Author: winelover23
THe only time I worry about the flush sensor is when I''m having an unusually long pee and that darn thing about flushes me down the toilet before I''m done. I don''t need to douche fricking toilet! Vaginas are self cleaning ovens!

Shirt, please?!?!?

I''d like to recommend the previous sentence also be a shirt.

 

[sunnyd]

Date: 1/8/2010 1:50:00 PM
Author: elledizzy5
Ive never had one flush too soon! Now I''m scared!

The toilet I always use has flushed 4 times on me during one sitting. A pee sitting even. Crazy ass toilet.

 

[Squirrly]

blah. time to get ready and get myself to work.

 

[winelover23]

Date: 1/8/2010 2:03:54 PM
Author: Squirrly
blah. time to get ready and get myself to work.

Don''t go!

 

[Hudson_Hawk]

I''M BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK! Did you miss me??

 

[vc10um]

Date: 1/8/2010 2:03:54 PM
Author: Squirrly
blah. time to get ready and get myself to work.

We''ll missssssss youuuuuuuu!!!

 

[Squirrly]

Date: 1/8/2010 2:05:20 PM
Author: winelover23

Date: 1/8/2010 2:03:54 PM
Author: Squirrly
blah. time to get ready and get myself to work.

Don''t go!

unfortunately i have to

bye!

 

[vc10um]

Date: 1/8/2010 2:16:26 PM
Author: Hudson_Hawk
I''M BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK! Did you miss me??

Always, HH.

 

[winelover23]

Date: 1/8/2010 2:16:26 PM
Author: Hudson_Hawk
I''M BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK! Did you miss me??

YES!

 

[Hudson_Hawk]

Well guess what? I missed you guys too!!!

 

[winelover23]

Date: 1/8/2010 2:22:47 PM
Author: Hudson_Hawk
Well guess what? I missed you guys too!!!

Group hug!

Oh diet coke, how good you taste in my mouth.

 

[sunnyd]

Aw a ST reunion!

 

[Hudson_Hawk]

BigT you're naughty!

ETA: And I like it!

 

[Lauren8211]

The receptionist at work just asked me what "sexting" was.

I HATE being the youngest person in the office.

 

[CNOS128]

Date: 1/8/2010 2:28:39 PM
Author: Hudson_Hawk
BigT you''re naughty!

XO XO
I''m sure there will be a miraculous solution in a couple of hours...

 

[CNOS128]

Date: 1/8/2010 2:30:16 PM
Author: elledizzy5
The receptionist at work just asked me what ''sexting'' was.

I HATE being the youngest person in the office.

You should SHOW her what sexting is.

 

[Hudson_Hawk]

Black market kidney donation most likely.

 

[Hudson_Hawk]

Date: 1/8/2010 2:31:58 PM
Author: TheBigT

Date: 1/8/2010 2:30:16 PM

Author: elledizzy5

The receptionist at work just asked me what ''sexting'' was.

I HATE being the youngest person in the office.

You should SHOW her what sexting is.

Oh God, please don''t.

 

[sunnyd]

Date: 1/8/2010 2:24:41 PM
Author: winelover23

Date: 1/8/2010 2:22:47 PM
Author: Hudson_Hawk
Well guess what? I missed you guys too!!!

Group hug!

Oh diet coke, how good you taste in my mouth.

That''s what she said.

 

[vc10um]

Date: 1/8/2010 2:30:16 PM
Author: elledizzy5
The receptionist at work just asked me what ''sexting'' was.

I HATE being the youngest person in the office.

Oh dear...

 

[Hudson_Hawk]

Date: 1/8/2010 2:33:48 PM
Author: sunnyd

Date: 1/8/2010 2:24:41 PM

Author: winelover23

Date: 1/8/2010 2:22:47 PM

Author: Hudson_Hawk

Well guess what? I missed you guys too!!!

Group hug!


Oh diet coke, how good you taste in my mouth.

That''s what she said.