The LIW Small Talk Thread

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Date: 1/8/2010 12:39:58 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 1/8/2010 12:38:51 PM
Author: Bia

Date: 1/8/2010 12:37:14 PM
Author: Hudson_Hawk

Date: 1/8/2010 12:29:01 PM
Author: elledizzy5
Its important for women to discuss bodily functions!


I remember having a discussion with a group of girls one night where we found out ALL of the other women in the group had experienced orgasms while sleeping, but all of us thought it was abnormal because they don''t tell girls that this happens in sex ed!

Sleep

are the best! I haven''t had one in years...

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The worst is when you''re about to have one and something or someone wakes you up!!!!

Hahaha! I hate that!

That''s the best emotie ever to use for that, HH. And waking up just before SUCKS.

And I can''t even imagine what a ST book would be like. Maybe like those post secret books, lol...

 

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Date: 1/8/2010 12:47:28 PM
Author: winelover23

Date: 1/8/2010 12:44:41 PM
Author: TheBigT
There could be a whole chapter called ''Pics, or it didn''t happen.''

YES!

Seriously we could be on to something! Can you say ''Oprah cameo appearance''?

Wait, girls have nocturnal emissions? I WANT ONE! Why am I 32 and I''ve never had one that I can remember?

**teenager-like giggle**

 

[Lauren8211]

Oh I love PostSecret! Thats my Sunday morning ritual. I always wake up before J, jump on the ''puter and check on the weeks new secrets!

 

[sunnyd]

Date: 1/8/2010 12:48:45 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 1/8/2010 12:47:28 PM
Author: winelover23

Date: 1/8/2010 12:44:41 PM
Author: TheBigT
There could be a whole chapter called ''Pics, or it didn''t happen.''

YES!

Seriously we could be on to something! Can you say ''Oprah cameo appearance''?

Wait, girls have nocturnal emissions? I WANT ONE! Why am I 32 and I''ve never had one that I can remember?

OMG they''re the best ever! Since you''re asleep, you don''t tense up at all, so they''re really, really strong.

What?!?! I want one!!

 

[Hudson_Hawk]

Those of you who have them often. Aren''t you afraid of waking up to find you''re dry h*mping a pillow or leg?

 

[Squirrly]

Date: 1/8/2010 12:02:07 PM
Author: TheBigT

Date: 1/8/2010 11:57:48 AM
Author: elledizzy5
I tend to drift, too. I mean, if you confront someone you''re going to have to ''have it out'' and with drifting at least no one''s feelings get hurt - you just move apart.


There''s no good way to discuss ''I think you''re a bad friend''

Yeah, that''s very true. What if she asks why I am not attending her wedding? Just tell her we''ve drifted apart?

Thanks, SunnyD. I have no huevos, either. Drifting is easier. But I''m not going to the wedding, because it''s a destination thing and I don''t want to pay for hotel and airfare, etc, for someone I don''t particularly care about.

destination makes it so much easier not to go, blame the economy! and not being able to get enough days off/having to save limited vacation days for major family events happening this year (invent a wedding/major anniversairy or three)

 

[Squirrly]

Date: 1/8/2010 12:11:01 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 1/8/2010 12:09:12 PM
Author: winelover23

Date: 1/8/2010 12:02:07 PM
Author: TheBigT

Date: 1/8/2010 11:57:48 AM
Author: elledizzy5
I tend to drift, too. I mean, if you confront someone you''re going to have to ''have it out'' and with drifting at least no one''s feelings get hurt - you just move apart.


There''s no good way to discuss ''I think you''re a bad friend''

Yeah, that''s very true. What if she asks why I am not attending her wedding? Just tell her we''ve drifted apart?

Thanks, SunnyD. I have no huevos, either. Drifting is easier. But I''m not going to the wedding, because it''s a destination thing and I don''t want to pay for hotel and airfare, etc, for someone I don''t particularly care about.

I personally don''t think you owe her any explanation. If she does ask you outright just tell you can''t make it. I''m SUPER honest and don''t pull any punches though so I tend to be very blunt. I actually have balls and a vagina.

Pics or it didnt happen...

shirt.

 

[Lauren8211]

Date: 1/8/2010 12:51:39 PM
Author: Hudson_Hawk
Those of you who have them often. Aren''t you afraid of waking up to find you''re dry h*mping a pillow or leg?

LOL I''m usually just in normal sleeping position... I have not sleep-humped anything before, to my knowledge.

 

[Lauren8211]

Date: 1/8/2010 12:51:13 PM
Author: sunnyd

Date: 1/8/2010 12:48:45 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 1/8/2010 12:47:28 PM
Author: winelover23

Date: 1/8/2010 12:44:41 PM
Author: TheBigT
There could be a whole chapter called ''Pics, or it didn''t happen.''

YES!

Seriously we could be on to something! Can you say ''Oprah cameo appearance''?

Wait, girls have nocturnal emissions? I WANT ONE! Why am I 32 and I''ve never had one that I can remember?

OMG they''re the best ever! Since you''re asleep, you don''t tense up at all, so they''re really, really strong.

What?!?! I want one!!

If i could giftwrap and fedex it to you, i would!

 

[Lauren8211]

Date: 1/8/2010 12:53:16 PM
Author: Squirrly

Date: 1/8/2010 12:11:01 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 1/8/2010 12:09:12 PM
Author: winelover23

Date: 1/8/2010 12:02:07 PM
Author: TheBigT

Date: 1/8/2010 11:57:48 AM
Author: elledizzy5
I tend to drift, too. I mean, if you confront someone you''re going to have to ''have it out'' and with drifting at least no one''s feelings get hurt - you just move apart.


There''s no good way to discuss ''I think you''re a bad friend''

Yeah, that''s very true. What if she asks why I am not attending her wedding? Just tell her we''ve drifted apart?

Thanks, SunnyD. I have no huevos, either. Drifting is easier. But I''m not going to the wedding, because it''s a destination thing and I don''t want to pay for hotel and airfare, etc, for someone I don''t particularly care about.

I personally don''t think you owe her any explanation. If she does ask you outright just tell you can''t make it. I''m SUPER honest and don''t pull any punches though so I tend to be very blunt. I actually have balls and a vagina.

Pics or it didnt happen...

shirt.

HA!

Which one? B&V or Pics?

 

[Hudson_Hawk]

Elle is like one of those cool girls in middle school who was shaving her legs when no one else was allowed to.

Meeting in 4 minutes....boo

 

[Squirrly]

Date: 1/8/2010 12:25:43 PM
Author: winelover23
What problems can''t we solve here? I think Small Talkers should run for president as a team! If everyone was as perfect as us, the world would be a better place!

ii''d be the first ever whitehouse squirrel! everyone else had something normal like a cat or a dog

 

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Date: 1/8/2010 12:53:20 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 1/8/2010 12:51:39 PM
Author: Hudson_Hawk
Those of you who have them often. Aren''t you afraid of waking up to find you''re dry h*mping a pillow or leg?

LOL I''m usually just in normal sleeping position... I have not sleep-humped anything before, to my knowledge.

I have been sleep-humped by A, lol...though I''m not entirely convinced he was sleeping.

 

[Hudson_Hawk]

Date: 1/8/2010 12:55:57 PM
Author: Squirrly

Date: 1/8/2010 12:25:43 PM

Author: winelover23

What problems can''t we solve here? I think Small Talkers should run for president as a team! If everyone was as perfect as us, the world would be a better place!

ii''d be the first ever whitehouse squirrel! everyone else had something normal like a cat or a dog

Or in the case of our last Administration, a Bush!

 

[Lauren8211]

Date: 1/8/2010 12:55:12 PM
Author: Hudson_Hawk
Elle is like one of those cool girls in middle school who was shaving her legs when no one else was allowed to.

Meeting in 4 minutes....boo

I was, actually!

Girls would come over to my house to shave their legs! No joke!

 

[Lauren8211]

Date: 1/8/2010 12:56:05 PM
Author: vc10um

Date: 1/8/2010 12:53:20 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 1/8/2010 12:51:39 PM
Author: Hudson_Hawk
Those of you who have them often. Aren''t you afraid of waking up to find you''re dry h*mping a pillow or leg?

LOL I''m usually just in normal sleeping position... I have not sleep-humped anything before, to my knowledge.

I have been sleep-humped by A, lol...though I''m not entirely convinced he was sleeping.

LOL!

Classic!

 

[sunnyd]

Date: 1/8/2010 12:53:56 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 1/8/2010 12:51:13 PM
Author: sunnyd

Date: 1/8/2010 12:48:45 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 1/8/2010 12:47:28 PM
Author: winelover23

Date: 1/8/2010 12:44:41 PM
Author: TheBigT
There could be a whole chapter called ''Pics, or it didn''t happen.''

YES!

Seriously we could be on to something! Can you say ''Oprah cameo appearance''?

Wait, girls have nocturnal emissions? I WANT ONE! Why am I 32 and I''ve never had one that I can remember?

OMG they''re the best ever! Since you''re asleep, you don''t tense up at all, so they''re really, really strong.

What?!?! I want one!!

If i could giftwrap and fedex it to you, i would!

That would be the best present ever!

 

[winelover23]

Date: 1/8/2010 12:54:32 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 1/8/2010 12:53:16 PM
Author: Squirrly

Date: 1/8/2010 12:11:01 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 1/8/2010 12:09:12 PM
Author: winelover23

Date: 1/8/2010 12:02:07 PM
Author: TheBigT

Date: 1/8/2010 11:57:48 AM
Author: elledizzy5
I tend to drift, too. I mean, if you confront someone you''re going to have to ''have it out'' and with drifting at least no one''s feelings get hurt - you just move apart.


There''s no good way to discuss ''I think you''re a bad friend''

Yeah, that''s very true. What if she asks why I am not attending her wedding? Just tell her we''ve drifted apart?

Thanks, SunnyD. I have no huevos, either. Drifting is easier. But I''m not going to the wedding, because it''s a destination thing and I don''t want to pay for hotel and airfare, etc, for someone I don''t particularly care about.

I personally don''t think you owe her any explanation. If she does ask you outright just tell you can''t make it. I''m SUPER honest and don''t pull any punches though so I tend to be very blunt. I actually have balls and a vagina.

Pics or it didnt happen...

shirt.

HA!

Which one? B&V or Pics?

I added both. Pics or it didn''t happen is CLASSIC!

 

[Lauren8211]

WL, I love that you''re keeping a list now. That pleases me.

 

[vc10um]

Have a good meeting, elle, see you soon!

 

[sunnyd]

Date: 1/8/2010 12:56:48 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 1/8/2010 12:55:12 PM
Author: Hudson_Hawk
Elle is like one of those cool girls in middle school who was shaving her legs when no one else was allowed to.

Meeting in 4 minutes....boo

I was, actually!

Girls would come over to my house to shave their legs! No joke!

Ha! I asked my mom if I could get Nair in 6th grade, she said no. So I stole her razor.

 

[winelover23]

Date: 1/8/2010 12:56:05 PM
Author: vc10um

Date: 1/8/2010 12:53:20 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 1/8/2010 12:51:39 PM
Author: Hudson_Hawk
Those of you who have them often. Aren''t you afraid of waking up to find you''re dry h*mping a pillow or leg?

LOL I''m usually just in normal sleeping position... I have not sleep-humped anything before, to my knowledge.

I have been sleep-humped by A, lol...though I''m not entirely convinced he was sleeping.

Ya I''ve been sleep molested by J. I''m pretty sure he thought I was Charlize Theron though.

Squirrly - Oh yes, the first squirrel!

 

[Lauren8211]

HH has the meeting, not elle. Elle is not important enough to have meetings.

 

[winelover23]

Date: 1/8/2010 12:59:31 PM
Author: elledizzy5
WL, I love that you''re keeping a list now. That pleases me.

My life mission = complete!

 

[Lauren8211]

Date: 1/8/2010 12:59:51 PM
Author: sunnyd

Date: 1/8/2010 12:56:48 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 1/8/2010 12:55:12 PM
Author: Hudson_Hawk
Elle is like one of those cool girls in middle school who was shaving her legs when no one else was allowed to.

Meeting in 4 minutes....boo

I was, actually!

Girls would come over to my house to shave their legs! No joke!

Ha! I asked my mom if I could get Nair in 6th grade, she said no. So I stole her razor.

You were such a rebel!

 

[Bia]

Date: 1/8/2010 12:56:48 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 1/8/2010 12:55:12 PM
Author: Hudson_Hawk
Elle is like one of those cool girls in middle school who was shaving her legs when no one else was allowed to.

Meeting in 4 minutes....boo

I was, actually!

Girls would come over to my house to shave their legs! No joke!

I wasn''t...

But that''s okay because I was always best friends with the girl who was!

In fact, that girl introduced me to my first tampon. Those itty bitty ones from ob. What a mission and boy did that hurt!!! Now ms. ob would get lost in the tunnel.

 

[winelover23]

Date: 1/8/2010 1:00:23 PM
Author: elledizzy5
HH has the meeting, not elle. Elle is not important enough to have meetings.

I''d like to call a meeting of all Small Talkers. Key note speaker: ELLE!

 

[Lauren8211]

Date: 1/8/2010 1:01:15 PM
Author: Bia

Date: 1/8/2010 12:56:48 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 1/8/2010 12:55:12 PM
Author: Hudson_Hawk
Elle is like one of those cool girls in middle school who was shaving her legs when no one else was allowed to.

Meeting in 4 minutes....boo

I was, actually!

Girls would come over to my house to shave their legs! No joke!

I wasn''t...

But that''s okay because I was always best friends with the girl who was!

In fact, that girl introduced me to my first tampon. Those itty bitty ones from ob. What a mission and boy did that hurt!!! Now ms. ob would get lost in the tunnel.

LOL!

SHIRT!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Lauren8211]

Date: 1/8/2010 1:01:40 PM
Author: winelover23

Date: 1/8/2010 1:00:23 PM
Author: elledizzy5
HH has the meeting, not elle. Elle is not important enough to have meetings.

I''d like to call a meeting of all Small Talkers. Key note speaker: ELLE!

woohoo! i feel fancy!

 

[winelover23]

Date: 1/8/2010 1:01:53 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 1/8/2010 1:01:15 PM
Author: Bia

Date: 1/8/2010 12:56:48 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 1/8/2010 12:55:12 PM
Author: Hudson_Hawk
Elle is like one of those cool girls in middle school who was shaving her legs when no one else was allowed to.

Meeting in 4 minutes....boo

I was, actually!

Girls would come over to my house to shave their legs! No joke!

I wasn''t...

But that''s okay because I was always best friends with the girl who was!

In fact, that girl introduced me to my first tampon. Those itty bitty ones from ob. What a mission and boy did that hurt!!! Now ms. ob would get lost in the tunnel.

LOL!

SHIRT!!!!!!!!!!

check