The LIW Small Talk Thread

[Lauren8211]

Ohhhh cry me a F*&^ing river!

 

[winelover23]

J and I don''t

during lady business. Sometimes I wish we did since lately I''ve been having 2 week periods. We have seats in our shower but it''s still pretty difficult since J is a foot taller than me.

 

[Hudson_Hawk]

the height difference really stinks. And it''s not like he''s taller than me, I''m taller than him.

We also prefer to take a break when Auntie comes for a visit. Especially now that we have to save up his swimmers for mid month!

 

[Lauren8211]

Date: 1/8/2010 3:07:34 PM
Author: winelover23
J and I don''t

during lady business. Sometimes I wish we did since lately I''ve been having 2 week periods. We have seats in our shower but it''s still pretty difficult since J is a foot taller than me.

2 weeks? That''s not cool! What''s going on?

Shower seats?!?! Awesome! Maybe I wouldnt pass out that way!

 

[vc10um]

Date: 1/8/2010 3:10:14 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 1/8/2010 3:07:34 PM
Author: winelover23
J and I don''t

during lady business. Sometimes I wish we did since lately I''ve been having 2 week periods. We have seats in our shower but it''s still pretty difficult since J is a foot taller than me.

2 weeks? That''s not cool! What''s going on?

Shower seats?!?! Awesome! Maybe I wouldnt pass out that way!

Agree. Not cool at all.

My mom has a stall shower with a seat in it...now I''m thinking I might not ever want to use it ever again...

 

[Lauren8211]

Date: 1/8/2010 3:12:04 PM
Author: vc10um

Date: 1/8/2010 3:10:14 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 1/8/2010 3:07:34 PM
Author: winelover23
J and I don''t

during lady business. Sometimes I wish we did since lately I''ve been having 2 week periods. We have seats in our shower but it''s still pretty difficult since J is a foot taller than me.

2 weeks? That''s not cool! What''s going on?

Shower seats?!?! Awesome! Maybe I wouldnt pass out that way!

Agree. Not cool at all.

My mom has a stall shower with a seat in it...now I''m thinking I might not ever want to use it ever again...

LOL! Awesome! Way to go Mrs. VC!

 

[Bia]

I am experiencing some awful crampage this day

 

[Lauren8211]

Date: 1/8/2010 3:13:21 PM
Author: Bia
I am experiencing some awful crampage this day

Ditto, B!

We can snuggle and eat cookie dough with WL if you want!

 

[Bia]

Date: 1/8/2010 3:12:51 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 1/8/2010 3:12:04 PM
Author: vc10um

Date: 1/8/2010 3:10:14 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 1/8/2010 3:07:34 PM
Author: winelover23
J and I don''t

during lady business. Sometimes I wish we did since lately I''ve been having 2 week periods. We have seats in our shower but it''s still pretty difficult since J is a foot taller than me.

2 weeks? That''s not cool! What''s going on?

Shower seats?!?! Awesome! Maybe I wouldnt pass out that way!

Agree. Not cool at all.

My mom has a stall shower with a seat in it...now I''m thinking I might not ever want to use it ever again...

LOL! Awesome! Way to go Mrs. VC!

totally for sex purposes! I like your mom

 

[Bia]

Date: 1/8/2010 3:14:54 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 1/8/2010 3:13:21 PM
Author: Bia
I am experiencing some awful crampage this day

Ditto, B!

We can snuggle and eat cookie dough with WL if you want!

o.k. ::sniff:: >>

 

[vc10um]

Date: 1/8/2010 3:12:51 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 1/8/2010 3:12:04 PM
Author: vc10um

Date: 1/8/2010 3:10:14 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 1/8/2010 3:07:34 PM
Author: winelover23
J and I don''t

during lady business. Sometimes I wish we did since lately I''ve been having 2 week periods. We have seats in our shower but it''s still pretty difficult since J is a foot taller than me.

2 weeks? That''s not cool! What''s going on?

Shower seats?!?! Awesome! Maybe I wouldnt pass out that way!

Agree. Not cool at all.

My mom has a stall shower with a seat in it...now I''m thinking I might not ever want to use it ever again...

LOL! Awesome! Way to go Mrs. VC!

HAHAHA. Yeah, my mom''s a very beautiful and awesome woman...she''s my best friend...so I can pretty much say with confidence that that shower seat''s been used for

. *sigh*

 

[vc10um]

Date: 1/8/2010 3:16:52 PM
Author: Bia

Date: 1/8/2010 3:14:54 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 1/8/2010 3:13:21 PM
Author: Bia
I am experiencing some awful crampage this day

Ditto, B!

We can snuggle and eat cookie dough with WL if you want!

o.k. ::sniff:: <<<scoots next to Elle>>>

Awwww...poor girlies. **brings B and elle and WL (cuz i''m sure she could use some) a blankie and some cookie dough**

 

[Lauren8211]

Awww.. thanks VC! You rock, lady!

 

[winelover23]

Who''s the peanut butter in this Elle/Bia/WL sandwich?

Elle - I don''t fricking know, I''m going to call my OB because this is getting seriously old. I need to buy stock in thong shaped pantyliners.

 

[vc10um]

Date: 1/8/2010 3:26:41 PM
Author: elledizzy5
Awww.. thanks VC! You rock, lady!

You''re very welcome. And to go along with your cookie dough, I just wandered over to the vending machine and got myself a rice krispie treat.

 

[Lauren8211]

Date: 1/8/2010 3:27:38 PM
Author: winelover23
Who''s the peanut butter in this Elle/Bia/WL sandwich?

Elle - I don''t fricking know, I''m going to call my OB because this is getting seriously old. I need to buy stock in thong shaped pantyliners.

WL is the PB because Bia and I are giant compared to you! We are both about the same size, and the bread has to match right?

Those are a seriously awesome invention. I am out of my thong phase now though, and into my boyshorts phase.

Yeah definitely call your obgyn! 2 week periods are very uncool and ruin

time.

Speaking of... I need to call mine. Only 1 week left on BC refill!

 

[winelover23]

Date: 1/8/2010 3:30:11 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 1/8/2010 3:27:38 PM
Author: winelover23
Who''s the peanut butter in this Elle/Bia/WL sandwich?

Elle - I don''t fricking know, I''m going to call my OB because this is getting seriously old. I need to buy stock in thong shaped pantyliners.

WL is the PB because Bia and I are giant compared to you! We are both about the same size, and the bread has to match right?

Those are a seriously awesome invention. I am out of my thong phase now though, and into my boyshorts phase.

Yeah definitely call your obgyn! 2 week periods are very uncool and ruin

time.

Speaking of... I need to call mine. Only 1 week left on BC refill!

Yes! I love being the peanut butter! Ya I think you girls have many inches on my midgetness. However, if there was a booty size contest I''ve got that in the bag!

I''m really tired of ruining my

time because I''m a horny beyoch! Anyone have the IUD?

 

[Bia]

Date: 1/8/2010 3:30:11 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 1/8/2010 3:27:38 PM
Author: winelover23
Who''s the peanut butter in this Elle/Bia/WL sandwich?

Elle - I don''t fricking know, I''m going to call my OB because this is getting seriously old. I need to buy stock in thong shaped pantyliners.

WL is the PB because Bia and I are giant compared to you! We are both about the same size, and the bread has to match right?

Those are a seriously awesome invention. I am out of my thong phase now though, and into my boyshorts phase.

Yeah definitely call your obgyn! 2 week periods are very uncool and ruin

time.

Speaking of... I need to call mine. Only 1 week left on BC refill!

what she says is true

 

[vc10um]

Date: 1/8/2010 3:30:11 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 1/8/2010 3:27:38 PM
Author: winelover23
Who''s the peanut butter in this Elle/Bia/WL sandwich?

Elle - I don''t fricking know, I''m going to call my OB because this is getting seriously old. I need to buy stock in thong shaped pantyliners.

WL is the PB because Bia and I are giant compared to you! We are both about the same size, and the bread has to match right?

Those are a seriously awesome invention. I am out of my thong phase now though, and into my boyshorts phase.

Yeah definitely call your obgyn! 2 week periods are very uncool and ruin

time.

Speaking of... I need to call mine. Only 1 week left on BC refill!

I would love to be in a boyshorts phase. Unfortunately massive VPL with many pairs of pants I own prevents that phase from going full-swing. But when I can, I LIVE in boyshorts.

 

[Lauren8211]

I dont know, WL. Bia and I both have some booty.

We might need a booty-off!

 

[Lauren8211]

Date: 1/8/2010 3:33:50 PM
Author: vc10um

Date: 1/8/2010 3:30:11 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 1/8/2010 3:27:38 PM
Author: winelover23
Who''s the peanut butter in this Elle/Bia/WL sandwich?

Elle - I don''t fricking know, I''m going to call my OB because this is getting seriously old. I need to buy stock in thong shaped pantyliners.

WL is the PB because Bia and I are giant compared to you! We are both about the same size, and the bread has to match right?

Those are a seriously awesome invention. I am out of my thong phase now though, and into my boyshorts phase.

Yeah definitely call your obgyn! 2 week periods are very uncool and ruin

time.

Speaking of... I need to call mine. Only 1 week left on BC refill!

I would love to be in a boyshorts phase. Unfortunately massive VPL with many pairs of pants I own prevents that phase from going full-swing. But when I can, I LIVE in boyshorts.

I dont care about VPL when i''m at work. I dont care about my hair, I dont wear makeup for the most part. I just DONT care.

Going out? I wear thongs. Fo sho.

 

[winelover23]

Date: 1/8/2010 3:36:11 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 1/8/2010 3:33:50 PM
Author: vc10um

Date: 1/8/2010 3:30:11 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 1/8/2010 3:27:38 PM
Author: winelover23
Who''s the peanut butter in this Elle/Bia/WL sandwich?

Elle - I don''t fricking know, I''m going to call my OB because this is getting seriously old. I need to buy stock in thong shaped pantyliners.

WL is the PB because Bia and I are giant compared to you! We are both about the same size, and the bread has to match right?

Those are a seriously awesome invention. I am out of my thong phase now though, and into my boyshorts phase.

Yeah definitely call your obgyn! 2 week periods are very uncool and ruin

time.

Speaking of... I need to call mine. Only 1 week left on BC refill!

I would love to be in a boyshorts phase. Unfortunately massive VPL with many pairs of pants I own prevents that phase from going full-swing. But when I can, I LIVE in boyshorts.

I dont care about VPL when i''m at work. I dont care about my hair, I dont wear makeup for the most part. I just DONT care.

Going out? I wear thongs. Fo sho.

Elle - Good mini story....we were doing rhyming the other night and I said "what rhymes w/ go" and she said "fo sho". I''m such a good Mom!

And booty showcase showdown in the hizouse!

 

[Lauren8211]

Date: 1/8/2010 3:39:13 PM
Author: winelover23

Date: 1/8/2010 3:36:11 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 1/8/2010 3:33:50 PM
Author: vc10um

Date: 1/8/2010 3:30:11 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 1/8/2010 3:27:38 PM
Author: winelover23
Who''s the peanut butter in this Elle/Bia/WL sandwich?

Elle - I don''t fricking know, I''m going to call my OB because this is getting seriously old. I need to buy stock in thong shaped pantyliners.

WL is the PB because Bia and I are giant compared to you! We are both about the same size, and the bread has to match right?

Those are a seriously awesome invention. I am out of my thong phase now though, and into my boyshorts phase.

Yeah definitely call your obgyn! 2 week periods are very uncool and ruin

time.

Speaking of... I need to call mine. Only 1 week left on BC refill!

I would love to be in a boyshorts phase. Unfortunately massive VPL with many pairs of pants I own prevents that phase from going full-swing. But when I can, I LIVE in boyshorts.

I dont care about VPL when i''m at work. I dont care about my hair, I dont wear makeup for the most part. I just DONT care.

Going out? I wear thongs. Fo sho.

Elle - Good mini story....we were doing rhyming the other night and I said ''what rhymes w/ go'' and she said ''fo sho''. I''m such a good Mom!

And booty showcase showdown in the hizouse!

bwahahah! I <3 MINI!!!!

My measurements:

37-29-43

BOOTY.

 

[Lauren8211]

Someone remind me to keep my mouth shut when I''m on my period.

 

[winelover23]

Date: 1/8/2010 3:40:45 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 1/8/2010 3:39:13 PM
Author: winelover23

Date: 1/8/2010 3:36:11 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 1/8/2010 3:33:50 PM
Author: vc10um

Date: 1/8/2010 3:30:11 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 1/8/2010 3:27:38 PM
Author: winelover23
Who''s the peanut butter in this Elle/Bia/WL sandwich?

Elle - I don''t fricking know, I''m going to call my OB because this is getting seriously old. I need to buy stock in thong shaped pantyliners.

WL is the PB because Bia and I are giant compared to you! We are both about the same size, and the bread has to match right?

Those are a seriously awesome invention. I am out of my thong phase now though, and into my boyshorts phase.

Yeah definitely call your obgyn! 2 week periods are very uncool and ruin

time.

Speaking of... I need to call mine. Only 1 week left on BC refill!

I would love to be in a boyshorts phase. Unfortunately massive VPL with many pairs of pants I own prevents that phase from going full-swing. But when I can, I LIVE in boyshorts.

I dont care about VPL when i''m at work. I dont care about my hair, I dont wear makeup for the most part. I just DONT care.

Going out? I wear thongs. Fo sho.

Elle - Good mini story....we were doing rhyming the other night and I said ''what rhymes w/ go'' and she said ''fo sho''. I''m such a good Mom!

And booty showcase showdown in the hizouse!

bwahahah! I <3 MINI!!!!

My measurements:

37-29-43

BOOTY.

OK I think you''ve got me but BARELY. I''m 36-27-40. Can you say curvy?

 

[vc10um]

Date: 1/8/2010 3:40:45 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 1/8/2010 3:39:13 PM
Author: winelover23

Date: 1/8/2010 3:36:11 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 1/8/2010 3:33:50 PM
Author: vc10um

Date: 1/8/2010 3:30:11 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 1/8/2010 3:27:38 PM
Author: winelover23
Who''s the peanut butter in this Elle/Bia/WL sandwich?

Elle - I don''t fricking know, I''m going to call my OB because this is getting seriously old. I need to buy stock in thong shaped pantyliners.

WL is the PB because Bia and I are giant compared to you! We are both about the same size, and the bread has to match right?

Those are a seriously awesome invention. I am out of my thong phase now though, and into my boyshorts phase.

Yeah definitely call your obgyn! 2 week periods are very uncool and ruin

time.

Speaking of... I need to call mine. Only 1 week left on BC refill!

I would love to be in a boyshorts phase. Unfortunately massive VPL with many pairs of pants I own prevents that phase from going full-swing. But when I can, I LIVE in boyshorts.

I dont care about VPL when i''m at work. I dont care about my hair, I dont wear makeup for the most part. I just DONT care.

Going out? I wear thongs. Fo sho.

Elle - Good mini story....we were doing rhyming the other night and I said ''what rhymes w/ go'' and she said ''fo sho''. I''m such a good Mom!

And booty showcase showdown in the hizouse!

bwahahah! I <3 MINI!!!!

My measurements:

37-29-43

BOOTY.

I hate how
Elle, you do rock some booty, girl! I have NO CLUE what my measurements are...I think I''m in denial, lol.

 

[vc10um]

Date: 1/8/2010 3:44:22 PM
Author: elledizzy5
Someone remind me to keep my mouth shut when I''m on my period.

Same reference as earlier???

 

[winelover23]

Date: 1/8/2010 3:44:22 PM
Author: elledizzy5
Someone remind me to keep my mouth shut when I''m on my period.

Uh oh does your mouth have butt sniffles?

 

[Lauren8211]

Date: 1/8/2010 3:44:46 PM
Author: winelover23

Date: 1/8/2010 3:40:45 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 1/8/2010 3:39:13 PM
Author: winelover23

Date: 1/8/2010 3:36:11 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 1/8/2010 3:33:50 PM
Author: vc10um

Date: 1/8/2010 3:30:11 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 1/8/2010 3:27:38 PM
Author: winelover23
Who''s the peanut butter in this Elle/Bia/WL sandwich?

Elle - I don''t fricking know, I''m going to call my OB because this is getting seriously old. I need to buy stock in thong shaped pantyliners.

WL is the PB because Bia and I are giant compared to you! We are both about the same size, and the bread has to match right?

Those are a seriously awesome invention. I am out of my thong phase now though, and into my boyshorts phase.

Yeah definitely call your obgyn! 2 week periods are very uncool and ruin

time.

Speaking of... I need to call mine. Only 1 week left on BC refill!

I would love to be in a boyshorts phase. Unfortunately massive VPL with many pairs of pants I own prevents that phase from going full-swing. But when I can, I LIVE in boyshorts.

I dont care about VPL when i''m at work. I dont care about my hair, I dont wear makeup for the most part. I just DONT care.

Going out? I wear thongs. Fo sho.

Elle - Good mini story....we were doing rhyming the other night and I said ''what rhymes w/ go'' and she said ''fo sho''. I''m such a good Mom!

And booty showcase showdown in the hizouse!

bwahahah! I <3 MINI!!!!

My measurements:

37-29-43

BOOTY.

OK I think you''ve got me but BARELY. I''m 36-27-40. Can you say curvy?

You get a slight handicap because you''re shorter!

And yes, I can say curvy! Me likey!

 

[Hudson_Hawk]

Date: 1/8/2010 3:44:22 PM
Author: elledizzy5
Someone remind me to keep my mouth shut when I''m on my period.

No I refuse to. It provides hours of endless enjoyment.