True Friends--Pretty funny

[ame]

Here is a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship:

1. When you are sad - I will help get you drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.

4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.

6. When you are confused - I will use little words.

7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don ''t want whatever you have.

8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass


Remember: A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.

 

[Kaleigh]

ame, as usual you made me smile. That is sooo true and funny too.

 

[bookworm21]

LOL. So much of that''s true. I''m the one pointing at my friends laughing when they fall. But then, they do the same to me....

I also tell *anyone* who''s sick to stay the hell away from me. Hee.

 

[codex57]

hehe, a different version of the last one is:

A good friend will bail you outta jail. A true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Man, that was awesome!"

 

[AndyRosse]

LOL, Ame!

That''s great!

 

[movie zombie]

good one, ame......and, codex, i love your addition!

peace, movie zombie