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My a$$ hurts. In an effort to keep it from slapping the backs of my knees, my trainer has devised a butt lifting plan that resembles cruel and unusual punishment. Think medieval torture chamber and black-masked whip wielding beast master. His eyes actually glow when I sweat & grunt in a porcine manner. During each set, I had to leg press, sumo squat and dead lift until the burn became intense and then do 5 more reps. After that, he made me do 100 reps in a row of each press, squat, lift. I live within walking distance of the gym and on the way home had to pick up my legs to step onto the sidewalk and I couldn't walk a straight line so tried to stagger inconspicuously past my neighbors out for their morning walk. I'm sure they thought I spent 2 hrs in the local sports bar knocking back vodka tonics rather than at the gym. Cannot bend over without shouting expletives. Who was it that coined the term "aging gracefully"? Ain't no such thing.