Holy Brainwashing, Batman!

[reena]

have you guys READ this???

W Magazine Story

 

[moremoremore]

working on motion. brain melted. please summarize

 

[Kaleigh]

Oh brother!!!!

 

[reena]

okay, summary is that katie holmes is a nutso, completely brainwashed robot!!! it is so scary! i almost didn''t believe the article was real when i read it.

 

[Bikergirl]

Ya, when your "new" "best friend" has to tell you that you''re crazy about your fiancee.....wow.

 

[Kaleigh]

She''s on the same planet that Tom''s on. They''re both nuts!!!!

 

[ammayernyc]

I think the aliens from War of the Worlds have taken over her brain.

 

[FireGoddess]

Wow....my respect for her keeps plummeting by the second! I mean, could you just ANSWER an actual question???!!?!?!

 

[Rube]

Yikes!

 

[hlmr]

Someone needs to reprogram that poor girl!

 

[reena]

glad i''m not alone in thinking that was creepy as HELL!

this is my favorite part, i think:

"He''s my man! He''s my man!" she screams, then jumps up on her chair to do an impression of her fiancé''s now-famous sofa shtick from Oprah."

i mean, who talks like that??? the whole thing is very stepford wives . . .

 

[Jennifer5973]

Date: 7/8/2005 4:50:59 PM
Author: reena
okay, summary is that katie holmes is a nutso, completely brainwashed robot!!! it is so scary! i almost didn''t believe the article was real when i read it.

That about sums it up. Wow--what a fruit loop.

 

[Rockchick]

yugh..

 

[JCJD]

Wow... It kinda makes me appreciate Paris. At least you know she''s saying what she''s thinking...

 

[diamondfan]

i wrote in another thread a while back it seems she was programmed...she disappeared from site not long after they meet and no one heard from her for a couple weeks...then next thing you know, she is out there parroting stuff, being shadowed by that Rodriguez girl, and converting to Scientology...scary stuff

 

[Dodger Gurl]

I can''t see it on my computer - what did the article say? I''m dying to know!!!!!!!!

 

[blueroses]

WTF?????!!!!!!!

That is so seriously disturbing. It''s everything that I already thought and suspected about Dr. McCrazykins and his wacked-out armcandy/beard, but to actually read it in her own words is shocking. She is totally anesthetized and robotic! BLEAH!!!!!!!

 

[curlygirl]

Now that I''ve finished gagging, all I have to say is YUCK. What is wrong with her? She is completely programmed to be just as wacky as he is. The whole thing is so disgusting. I heard (meaning I read in Us or In Touch or Page Six--my bibles) that she''s being paid $10 million for 5 years to keep up this sham. Apparently to keep some gay rumors about him from spreading. I don''t write this stuff, I just pass it along. The whole thing is creepy, scary, bizarre and GROSS.

 

[Dodger Gurl]

Ewwwww, I got goosebumps reading that. That Rodriguez chick scares the crap outta me man!!! Very creepy and disturbing!!!!!!!!!!! Bleeeecccchhhhh!!!

(P.S. Thanks for posting the text Reena!)

 

[reena]

"Chris and I care about each other and we''re still friends. Tom is the most incredible man in the world."

I''m sorry, non-sequitur WHAT?

"Oh, I really like chocolate chip cookies, because Tom is so funny!"

 

[Dodger Gurl]

ROTFL!!!!!!! Yeah, not only did her answers not match the questions, but even her sentences didn''t match each other. Can you say "whacko"??? I rate her a 5 out of 5 in super rodent faces ------>

 

[MissAva]

Okay this girl has lost it, Scientology is in direct conflict with Catholicism....you cannot be Catholic and Scientoligist at the same time.

 

[MelissaSue]

Its so sad.. I used to want to *BE* Katie Holmes.. back when she was Joey on Dawson''s Creek. I just thought she was soooo pretty, cute and just everything I wanted to be! keep in mind I was in high school at the time.. but STILL..You get my point. Now she''s totally freaking insane.. or a robot.. I definitely do want be like her anymore!

 

[heart prongs]

Eeeewwww!!! Stepford wife is right. The only thing I like about their relationship is her 4.5 carat ring with the pave split shank setting (which according to US weekly -- I think -- is "very age appropriate for ''Kate'' ") I can''t help but think she''s going to come clean soon and say it was all a hoax! klr

 

[Lorelei]

Maybe they are made for each other, sounds like it

 

[s95]

Date: 7/8/2005 6:25:20 PM
Author: JCJD
Wow... It kinda makes me appreciate Paris. At least you know she''s saying what she''s thinking...

I have to say I agree! I just don''t get this whole thing. It''s so sad. She seemed like she had such a good head on her shoulders. Dumb Tom Cruise....

 

[Jennifer5973]

I had commenetd in a thread several weeks back that soemhting just wasn''t *right* about this whole thing...whether it is a jhax (but I don''t buy that--both their movies did NOT need publicity stunts to help them along--and this has actually hurt Cruise becasue I''ve read here and talked to many pple I know who are NOT seeing WOTW becasue he makes them sick...

)

Maybe it is the gay thing...I can''t fully figure it out but one thing I just know is that something is rotten in the state of Denmark!

 

[Mara]

I love when Jessica has to supply words because Katie''s programming failed her for a split second...

I just read yesterday too that she wants to be called Kate now and not Katie...

Also I don''t know if it was in that article or I read it somewhere else but her friends from hometown were noting she never comes around or hangs out with them anyone, aka she is dropping people she was close with Before Tom (aka BT).

I just think it''s very sad....I mean it''s awesome to be in love but this just seems like some horrible caricature of it. Like a SNL skit!

 

[gingerBcookie]

 

[Upgradable]

But, she can do the splits!!

WTF????