PLEASE don't eBay after taking sleeping pills...

[Indylady]

Bahaha! I second the motion for an Ebay regrets thread!

 

[TristanC]

Ahahahahahah.....

HAAAAHAAAHAAAHAAAHAAAA

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

 

[that_someone_special]

Me too! I bought a LOTR setting once without any recollection of bidding on it. And a diamond pendant (that I am giving my MIL for Christmas as I have no earthly idea what else to do with it) just a couple of months ago.

NO EBAY late at night!

Bean you crack me up. That diamond is an eyesore! What about the one you won though?

Sorry! I'm on my iPad right now so no pics.. But it's...... A.... Brown diamond (0.85ct rb) Hahahaha. I really hope it's just the picture because there is some weird coloring going on in it. Luckily the seller takes returns. I'm actually curious to see this in person now.

Thankfully, many of my eBay bids were outbid tonight before they closed. Whew.

 

[that_someone_special]

Ahahahahahah.....

HAAAAHAAAHAAAHAAAHAAAA

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

No laughing!! I know you are sad you didn't get a poo diamond

 

[that_someone_special]

Kenny, unfortunately the seller has other small pink diamonds too... Some that I'm winning. I think I bid on 11 or 12 last night. Some are even worse than the poo diamond.

Oh, don't call it the poo diamond
You could name it Winney, or The Hope-less diamond.

Or call it the Pink Cognac Diamond.

Hopeless! That's what ALL of my sleepy eBay diamonds will be.
But, poo diamond is so descriptive

 

[that_someone_special]

Bean you should unplug your computer before you go to bed - would make one more step you'd have to do before you bid on yucky stuff!

Except I was bidding on my phone or iPad- or both

 

[platinumrock]

Hahaha..this thread is funny.

Remember kids, don't drink and bid.

 

[kelpie]

How about 144 of these? Oh, yeah they oink when they're on (well the ones that weren't DOA).

That was my husbands indiscretion. Though I am guilty of buying some pleather pirate boots with 7" heels.

OMG KELPIE I used to have one of those and someone stole it!!!!!!!!!!! I collect piggies! I would totally paypal you a dollar for one if I had your email lol. WANT!

::goes to stalk ebay::

Ha! You used to have a pet pig also, right? My husband loves ours like a daughter, preparing her Easter baskets, tucking her in at night, and sometimes he catches me eating fruit or sweets he "bought for his baby girl".

I have always seen these sold at checkout counters, especially at bed bath and beyond. Somehow no one can resist them!

 

[that_someone_special]

OK here is the "dazzling" brown diamond.
Again, they have a return policy I don't know what I was thinking... or wasn't thinking. I recently purchased a nice yellow OEC and I guess I thought this was just as nice lol

Oh, I also forgot to mention that sometime in my bidding/ buying I also managed to paint ONE toenail a gray/glitter color. I looked down in the shower and thought "WTH is wrong with my toe?!!" It looked bruised, kinda gangrene. Instead of removing it I just finished the other 9 toes off last night

 

[rhbgirl24]

Hahaha this is hilarious!

 

[diamondseeker2006]

I would very seriously stop the Lunesta if it results in your doing things you don't remember. This could have been a LOT worse.

 

[TristanC]

OK here is the "dazzling" brown diamond.
Again, they have a return policy I don't know what I was thinking... or wasn't thinking. I recently purchased a nice yellow OEC and I guess I thought this was just as nice lol

Oh, I also forgot to mention that sometime in my bidding/ buying I also managed to paint ONE toenail a gray/glitter color. I looked down in the shower and thought "WTH is wrong with my toe?!!" It looked bruised, kinda gangrene. Instead of removing it I just finished the other 9 toes off last night

Oh that's not half bad. How much did you pay for it? could have been worse... you could've won poo.

Seriously, what drug is that? Does it make you 'happy'?

 

[dragonfly411]

How about 144 of these? Oh, yeah they oink when they're on (well the ones that weren't DOA).

That was my husbands indiscretion. Though I am guilty of buying some pleather pirate boots with 7" heels.

OMG KELPIE I used to have one of those and someone stole it!!!!!!!!!!! I collect piggies! I would totally paypal you a dollar for one if I had your email lol. WANT!

::goes to stalk ebay::

Ha! You used to have a pet pig also, right? My husband loves ours like a daughter, preparing her Easter baskets, tucking her in at night, and sometimes he catches me eating fruit or sweets he "bought for his baby girl".

I have always seen these sold at checkout counters, especially at bed bath and beyond. Somehow no one can resist them!

Yes I did, though she qualified as hog. She was close to 500lbs!! She got all the best table scraps. We unfortunately had to euthanize her. She was DESTROYING fences like they were pieces of string. She'd be waiting for us at the front door or at the end of the drive when we came home from work. She's very lucky she never got hit by a car.

They are the coolest keychains EVAR!

 

[dragonfly411]

OK here is the "dazzling" brown diamond.
Again, they have a return policy I don't know what I was thinking... or wasn't thinking. I recently purchased a nice yellow OEC and I guess I thought this was just as nice lol

Oh, I also forgot to mention that sometime in my bidding/ buying I also managed to paint ONE toenail a gray/glitter color. I looked down in the shower and thought "WTH is wrong with my toe?!!" It looked bruised, kinda gangrene. Instead of removing it I just finished the other 9 toes off last night

I think you have to do something with this diamond just b/c of this thread. Seriously.

 

[that_someone_special]

OK here is the "dazzling" brown diamond.
Again, they have a return policy I don't know what I was thinking... or wasn't thinking. I recently purchased a nice yellow OEC and I guess I thought this was just as nice lol

Oh, I also forgot to mention that sometime in my bidding/ buying I also managed to paint ONE toenail a gray/glitter color. I looked down in the shower and thought "WTH is wrong with my toe?!!" It looked bruised, kinda gangrene. Instead of removing it I just finished the other 9 toes off last night

Oh that's not half bad. How much did you pay for it? could have been worse... you could've won poo.

Seriously, what drug is that? Does it make you 'happy'?

$400... Was my offer and they accepted! Lol

Lunesta is a sleeping med that I love. I've found that if/ when I "fight the urge" to sleep is when I become loopy. I normally never have a reaction on Lunesta, but on ambien... Oh wow those "trips" were hilarious (at least hearing about them from my parents afterwards).
I seriously lost my mind on that drug.

Eta.. Forgot to mention... I also put in a $100 offer on a $80,000 diamond ring. They countered with $79,999.49 and a "really?"

Lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

 

[that_someone_special]

OK here is the "dazzling" brown diamond.
Again, they have a return policy I don't know what I was thinking... or wasn't thinking. I recently purchased a nice yellow OEC and I guess I thought this was just as nice lol

Oh, I also forgot to mention that sometime in my bidding/ buying I also managed to paint ONE toenail a gray/glitter color. I looked down in the shower and thought "WTH is wrong with my toe?!!" It looked bruised, kinda gangrene. Instead of removing it I just finished the other 9 toes off last night

I think you have to do something with this diamond just b/c of this thread. Seriously.

Do they making brown gold? Dazzling brown gold with a dazzling brown diamond.

 

[platinumrock]

OK here is the "dazzling" brown diamond.
Again, they have a return policy I don't know what I was thinking... or wasn't thinking. I recently purchased a nice yellow OEC and I guess I thought this was just as nice lol

Oh, I also forgot to mention that sometime in my bidding/ buying I also managed to paint ONE toenail a gray/glitter color. I looked down in the shower and thought "WTH is wrong with my toe?!!" It looked bruised, kinda gangrene. Instead of removing it I just finished the other 9 toes off last night

Oh that's not half bad. How much did you pay for it? could have been worse... you could've won poo.

Seriously, what drug is that? Does it make you 'happy'?

$400... Was my offer and they accepted! Lol

Lunesta is a sleeping med that I love. I've found that if/ when I "fight the urge" to sleep is when I become loopy. I normally never have a reaction on Lunesta, but on ambien... Oh wow those "trips" were hilarious (at least hearing about them from my parents afterwards).
I seriously lost my mind on that drug.

Eta.. Forgot to mention... I also put in a $100 offer on a $80,000 diamond ring. They countered with $79,999.49 and a "really?"Lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

Bahahahaaa!! I should start doing that. If I'm lucky, they're drunk and accidentally accept.

You know, the brown diamond has potential. Did you get it yet? It might have some sparkle in real life. It has a decent cut. The only thing is...am I the only one seeing a gray swirly circle going around it?

Oh yeah, I came up with a name for your pink diamond. "Poopsie".

 

[kelpie]

Eta.. Forgot to mention... I also put in a $100 offer on a $80,000 diamond ring. They countered with $79,999.49 and a "really?"

Lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

BUHAHAHAHA
Bean, you are my HERO!

 

[Gypsy]

Eta.. Forgot to mention... I also put in a $100 offer on a $80,000 diamond ring. They countered with $79,999.49 and a "really?"

Lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

BUHAHAHAHA
Bean, you are my HERO!

ROFLMAO. That's a riot!

Poopsie! Lopsie's best friend!

 

[platinumrock]

Eta.. Forgot to mention... I also put in a $100 offer on a $80,000 diamond ring. They countered with $79,999.49 and a "really?"

Lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

BUHAHAHAHA
Bean, you are my HERO!

ROFLMAO. That's a riot!

Poopsie! Lopsie's best friend!

OMG, Lopsie!! Awww, I wonder how she's doing now. I hope she found a good home.

Poopsie Chunks and Lopsie Fugs.

 

[that_someone_special]

Lol poopsie chunks!

I have not received the diamond yet.. So we will see! I promise to post pictures when I get it.

Thankfully I did not win poopsie chunks- some other lucky soul did

 

[NewEnglandLady]

Oh my gosh, this is one of my favorite threads in a while. The $100 bid on an $80,000 ring is awesome, but the seller's reply is also awesome. And the poo diamond. I thought you were exaggerating, but you aren't. At all. Hahahaha.

At least the brown diamond is returnable--who knows, maybe you'll get lucky and it will be a stunner. Post pics when you get it (as though you needed a reminder).

 

[that_someone_special]

Yep. That's an EGL VVS1!!!

so true

 

[FrekeChild]

Bean, this thread totally brightened my terrible horrible day right up.

Thank you.

 

[that_someone_special]

You know the really sad part is that I only posted ONE of the poo diamonds. While that one had a poo in it... I actually bid on quite a few pink I1-I9999999 diamonds.

Hope these brighten your day further freke

 

[Gypsy]

I don't think that's window in that stone, bean. It's a mural.

 

[TristanC]

OMG!OMGOMG!!! That diamond ate Poopsie!!!!

 

[kelpie]

I don't think that's window in that stone, bean. It's a mural.

Actually, I think it's a natural picturial of the Africa and Asia continents. Bet it's worth a fortune.

 

[princesss]

OMG! It's a poopsie family reunion!

 

[dragonfly411]

I don't think that's window in that stone, bean. It's a mural.

Actually, I think it's a natural picturial of the Africa and Asia continents. Bet it's worth a fortune.

HAAAAAAAAAAA