Taking Bets: When Will Gwen and J Get Engaged?

[FrekeChild]

NOT USING HOOKER HEELS AS PROJECTILE WEAPONS.

Now if they are on your feet on the other hand...totally acceptable.

 

[EricaR]

As IF you could throw me! I''d kick your butt before you even got close.

Ok then, do you have another suggestion for something we could throw if/when we run out of hamster poo? And throwing/catapulting/doing anything with my kitties is NOT an option!

 

[FrekeChild]

We''ve been over this! Gerbil poo! I''ll go to Petsmart and Petco and get guinea pig, mouse, rat and chinchilla poo too!

 

[choro72]

I''m here, I''m here! I''ll take the snake leather heel

I''ll hide in one of the big suitcases, so I can sneak in the cargo area

Only if they don''t catch the smell of the poop first. I have two kitties myself so we can add theirs to the pile.
Now I''ll need something to keep myself from fainting from the smell...Gwen! Stay away from J!

 

[FrekeChild]

50 feet Gwen! It''s for your own safety!!!!!!

 

[EricaR]

Hmmmmmmmm, I have some lovely potpourri here! That would do well to block the scent. Or we can pump you full of absolute and cranberry so you won''t care.

I might go for that alcohol solution myself. Then both of us could be flinging poo without a care!

 

[FrekeChild]

WHAT ABOUT ME?!

 

[choro72]

We''ll all go!

Yay! It beats cooped up in the cargo by myself!

 

[FrekeChild]

w00t!!!!!

 

[gwendolyn]

Hahah! Hey, now''s a good time--he''s at work, so I''m definitely safe from any lovelies you may throw at him.

 

[FrekeChild]

Hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!

"Lovelies"

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok guys...we gotta strike while the iron is hot...

 

[gwendolyn]

Date: 3/30/2009 2:52:45 AM
Author: FrekeChild
Hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!


''Lovelies''


LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Ok guys...we gotta strike while the iron is hot...

 

[Lorelei]

I have lots of chicken poo that you ladies can have gratis towards this worthy cause - trust me, it is COMPLETELY disgusting and it would catapault well.

 

[Deelight]

Date: 3/30/2009 5:32:38 AM
Author: Lorelei
I have lots of chicken poo that you ladies can have gratis towards this worthy cause - trust me, it is COMPLETELY disgusting and it would catapault well.

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You live closer to Gwennie as well, so the transport method would be easier and cheaper.

 

[Lorelei]

Date: 3/30/2009 9:11:10 AM
Author: Deelight

Date: 3/30/2009 5:32:38 AM
Author: Lorelei
I have lots of chicken poo that you ladies can have gratis towards this worthy cause - trust me, it is COMPLETELY disgusting and it would catapault well.

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You live closer to Gwennie as well, so the transport method would be easier and cheaper.

I can load up a tractor trailer with it Bruddah Dezza and go trundling down Gwenwards with it, leaving the foulest of stenches in my wake.....

 

[Hudson_Hawk]

Just checking in....any news?

 

[Bliss]

I got tired of wriggling so instead I'm going to be.... TWIRLING instead!
Sounds like you have having one lovely day after another!

TWIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

TWIRL!

 

[FrekeChild]

Rock on Lorelei!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chicken poo too!!!!!

J had better watch out.

 

[Deelight]

Date: 3/30/2009 9:15:37 AM
Author: Lorelei

Date: 3/30/2009 9:11:10 AM

Author: Deelight

Date: 3/30/2009 5:32:38 AM

Author: Lorelei

I have lots of chicken poo that you ladies can have gratis towards this worthy cause - trust me, it is COMPLETELY disgusting and it would catapault well.

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


You live closer to Gwennie as well, so the transport method would be easier and cheaper.

I can load up a tractor trailer with it Bruddah Dezza and go trundling down Gwenwards with it, leaving the foulest of stenches in my wake.....

Bruddah Lozza is one smart cookie

, me likes this idea - poor J he is going to be one stinky suitor if he doesn''t get a move on

 

[katamari]

I totally thought I would come over to LIW and find out that you were engaged, Gwen. So, I am bummed, too

. Maybe he is just trying to throw you off a bit so it is more of a surprise. Anyways, it is coming!

And it is going to be great!

 

[Diamond*Dana]

I have been checking this thread all weekend!
Good luck Gwen, I hope it happens very soon

 

[choro72]

Chicken poo! I know from elementary school that its stench is lethal

And rabbit pee! FI has a rabbit!

 

[bebe]

this is hilarious.
I keep checking back, waiting to see if "it" happened.

 

[FrekeChild]

Date: 3/30/2009 8:37:24 PM
Author: choro72
Chicken poo! I know from elementary school that its stench is lethal

And rabbit pee! FI has a rabbit!

Did you say RABBIT?! Well we have unlimited rabbit poo then. SCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[EricaR]

Engaged yet?!?!?!

I took an animal tracking class and the main thing I learned about rabbits is that they hop, then poop, hop another step, then poop again. That is it. Lots and lots of poop.

 

[FrekeChild]

I had a bunny once. It pooed EVERYWHERE. OMG. So really, they hop and poo?

 

[ladypirate]

I feel left out for not having a weird animal to contribute exotic poo.

 

[FrekeChild]

Awww LP, but you have kitties! You can contribute kitty poo!!!

 

[ladypirate]

Scottish fold kitty poo, no less!

And if we get this house, we will soon have chickens! Mwa ha ha ha ha.

Hopefully J doesn''t wait that long, though! If so, I will be flinging FLAMING chicken poo at him.

 

[FrekeChild]

J had better watch out. FLAMING chicken poo?! I think I''m going to have to watch out for that....