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Date: 12/15/2009 12:19:22 PM
Author: elledizzy5
Date: 12/15/2009 12:17:26 PM

Author: lilyfoot

Maybe I''m not gassy enough to have a real opinion on this matter


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I''m sure if you had a tummy issue that made you gassy A LOT, you''d be more open to farting. As would I.


I''m not going to get up from the couch every 5 minutes!
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Seriously if I left the room every time I had to pass gas I''d never be in the same room as DH.
 
Date: 12/15/2009 12:25:54 PM
Author: Hudson_Hawk

Date: 12/15/2009 12:19:22 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 12/15/2009 12:17:26 PM

Author: lilyfoot

Maybe I''m not gassy enough to have a real opinion on this matter


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I''m sure if you had a tummy issue that made you gassy A LOT, you''d be more open to farting. As would I.


I''m not going to get up from the couch every 5 minutes!
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Seriously if I left the room every time I had to pass gas I''d never be in the same room as DH.
LOL. Poor HH!
 
Date: 12/15/2009 12:25:54 PM
Author: Hudson_Hawk

Date: 12/15/2009 12:19:22 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 12/15/2009 12:17:26 PM

Author: lilyfoot

Maybe I''m not gassy enough to have a real opinion on this matter


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I''m sure if you had a tummy issue that made you gassy A LOT, you''d be more open to farting. As would I.


I''m not going to get up from the couch every 5 minutes!
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Seriously if I left the room every time I had to pass gas I''d never be in the same room as DH.
That seriously made me laugh!

I very much like when married couples spend time together, so I guess I''ll let your farting slide for now ..
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Crap. No idea what to get for lunch.

Also: Looking at my face in my hand mirror is better than looking at my face in the bathroom mirror. The lighting in there must be terrible. My breakout/eczema look much less intimidating NOT in the bathroom. Hopefully there is dim lighting tonight.
 
Awww today is the 1 year anni of us getting engaged.
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Date: 12/15/2009 12:31:24 PM
Author: sunnyd
Awww today is the 1 year anni of us getting engaged.
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Awww! Congrats, sunnyd!
 
Date: 12/15/2009 12:01:08 PM
Author: winelover23

Date: 12/15/2009 11:54:11 AM
Author: sunnyd
I think everyone who has been to my parents'' house has heard my mom fart. It was always so embarrassing that now I can''t do it in front of anyone. Scarred for life!!

But DH''s favorite thing to do is helicopter when he''s nakey
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(but if I had a weiner I''d do it too). Or when I''m showing he''ll stand peering creepily over the door until I notice him. Sometimes with a camera. LOL...
Ahhh yes, the weiner dance. J does that too and I swear that thing is going to dislocate and fly across the room. It makes me nervous.
Okay. I''ve got enough sense to not Google this one.

What is "helicopter" in this context?
 
Date: 12/15/2009 12:31:57 PM
Author: TooPatient

Date: 12/15/2009 12:01:08 PM
Author: winelover23


Date: 12/15/2009 11:54:11 AM
Author: sunnyd
I think everyone who has been to my parents'' house has heard my mom fart. It was always so embarrassing that now I can''t do it in front of anyone. Scarred for life!!

But DH''s favorite thing to do is helicopter when he''s nakey
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(but if I had a weiner I''d do it too). Or when I''m showing he''ll stand peering creepily over the door until I notice him. Sometimes with a camera. LOL...
Ahhh yes, the weiner dance. J does that too and I swear that thing is going to dislocate and fly across the room. It makes me nervous.
Okay. I''ve got enough sense to not Google this one.

What is ''helicopter'' in this context?
LOL.
 
Oh no Elle! Stupid eczema, I used to have it on my arms in middle school.
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Date: 12/15/2009 12:31:57 PM
Author: TooPatient

Date: 12/15/2009 12:01:08 PM
Author: winelover23


Date: 12/15/2009 11:54:11 AM
Author: sunnyd
I think everyone who has been to my parents'' house has heard my mom fart. It was always so embarrassing that now I can''t do it in front of anyone. Scarred for life!!

But DH''s favorite thing to do is helicopter when he''s nakey
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(but if I had a weiner I''d do it too). Or when I''m showing he''ll stand peering creepily over the door until I notice him. Sometimes with a camera. LOL...
Ahhh yes, the weiner dance. J does that too and I swear that thing is going to dislocate and fly across the room. It makes me nervous.
Okay. I''ve got enough sense to not Google this one.

What is ''helicopter'' in this context?
Ahh, well, the weiner acts as the blades...
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Okay beyotches! Take the lawyer stuff back!
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If you're an a$$hat to begin with, then yeah, you're gonna be even more of an a$$hat after law school! I don't like very many lawyers either (ETA: I actually hate almost all of the lawyers I work with!), but "suck the personality out of you"?! Come on! I think that, economicallly, law school is a bad idea for anyone right now, with there being no jobs and what not! But if you're cool to begin with, you're usually cool when you get out!
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You guys like at least one lawyer right?!?!?
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My step dad is an attorney...my opinion on him changes day to day...

And it was T who said it, not me!
 
Date: 12/15/2009 12:37:41 PM
Author: hisdiamondgirl
Okay beyotches! Take the lawyer stuff back!
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If you''re an a$$hat to begin with, then yeah, you''re gonna be even more of an a$$hat after law school! I don''t like very many lawyers either (ETA: I actually hate almost all of the lawyers I work with!), but ''suck the personality out of you''?! Come on! I think that, economicallly, law school is a bad idea for anyone right now, with there being no jobs and what not! But if you''re cool to begin with, you''re usually cool when you get out!
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You guys like at least one lawyer right?!?!?
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Yes.
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One of my really good friends is a lawyer. He worked at the firm I''m at until he started his own.

Great guy.

I don''t like lawyers because they ignore me. It''s... just rude. Maybe its just my firm.
 
Date: 12/15/2009 12:34:42 PM
Author: sunnyd
Oh no Elle! Stupid eczema, I used to have it on my arms in middle school.
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Date: 12/15/2009 12:31:57 PM
Author: TooPatient


Date: 12/15/2009 12:01:08 PM
Author: winelover23



Date: 12/15/2009 11:54:11 AM
Author: sunnyd
I think everyone who has been to my parents'' house has heard my mom fart. It was always so embarrassing that now I can''t do it in front of anyone. Scarred for life!!

But DH''s favorite thing to do is helicopter when he''s nakey
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(but if I had a weiner I''d do it too). Or when I''m showing he''ll stand peering creepily over the door until I notice him. Sometimes with a camera. LOL...
Ahhh yes, the weiner dance. J does that too and I swear that thing is going to dislocate and fly across the room. It makes me nervous.
Okay. I''ve got enough sense to not Google this one.

What is ''helicopter'' in this context?
Ahh, well, the weiner acts as the blades...
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That is a funny picture.
 
Date: 12/15/2009 12:37:41 PM
Author: hisdiamondgirl
Okay beyotches! Take the lawyer stuff back!
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If you''re an a$$hat to begin with, then yeah, you''re gonna be even more of an a$$hat after law school! I don''t like very many lawyers either (ETA: I actually hate almost all of the lawyers I work with!), but ''suck the personality out of you''?! Come on! I think that, economicallly, law school is a bad idea for anyone right now, with there being no jobs and what not! But if you''re cool to begin with, you''re usually cool when you get out!
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You guys like at least one lawyer right?!?!?
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Yes, you and BigT.
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Date: 12/15/2009 12:22:03 PM
Author: lilyfoot


Date: 12/15/2009 12:19:22 PM
Author: elledizzy5



Date: 12/15/2009 12:17:26 PM
Author: lilyfoot
Maybe I'm not gassy enough to have a real opinion on this matter

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I'm sure if you had a tummy issue that made you gassy A LOT, you'd be more open to farting. As would I.

I'm not going to get up from the couch every 5 minutes!
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Yep, you're right.

I guess it just wasn't my fate in life to be a great farter. Oh the shame!

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you know my FSIL convinced her ex that she had a medical condition that made her incapable of producing gas, therefore she couldn't ever fart?

He was so convinced he actually brought it up at the table one day and my FMIL looked at him and said, 'are you stupid?' LMAO. They still tell that story.

Farting is natural. I hate the word more than I hate the act.
 
Date: 12/15/2009 12:39:35 PM
Author: elledizzy5
Date: 12/15/2009 12:37:41 PM

Author: hisdiamondgirl

Okay beyotches! Take the lawyer stuff back!
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If you''re an a$$hat to begin with, then yeah, you''re gonna be even more of an a$$hat after law school! I don''t like very many lawyers either (ETA: I actually hate almost all of the lawyers I work with!), but ''suck the personality out of you''?! Come on! I think that, economicallly, law school is a bad idea for anyone right now, with there being no jobs and what not! But if you''re cool to begin with, you''re usually cool when you get out!
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You guys like at least one lawyer right?!?!?
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Yes.
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One of my really good friends is a lawyer. He worked at the firm I''m at until he started his own.


Great guy.


I don''t like lawyers because they ignore me. It''s... just rude. Maybe its just my firm.

No many of them have their heads up their gluteus maximae
 
Date: 12/15/2009 12:41:42 PM
Author: Bia

Date: 12/15/2009 12:22:03 PM
Author: lilyfoot


Date: 12/15/2009 12:19:22 PM
Author: elledizzy5



Date: 12/15/2009 12:17:26 PM
Author: lilyfoot
Maybe I''m not gassy enough to have a real opinion on this matter

17.gif
I''m sure if you had a tummy issue that made you gassy A LOT, you''d be more open to farting. As would I.

I''m not going to get up from the couch every 5 minutes!
3.gif
Yep, you''re right.

I guess it just wasn''t my fate in life to be a great farter. Oh the shame!

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you know my FSIL convinced her ex that she had a medical condition that made her incapable of producing gas, therefore she couldn''t ever fart?



He was so convinced he actually brought it up at the table one day and my FMIL looked at him and said, ''are you stupid?'' LMAO. They still tell that story.



Farting is natural. I hate the word more than I hate the act.

I hate the cutesy words!

Like "poot" or "fluff"

THOSE gross me out to no end!
 
HH: I feel your pain mama. I am always the one who is eyes darting looking for a bathroom. I''ve had too many experiences with gas/diarrhea
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It''s actually a joke in my family. ''Wheres Bia?...Oh, she''s in the bathroom...she had cheese.''

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HIS: I love you and you''re a lawyer!
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Date: 12/15/2009 12:42:41 PM
Author: Hudson_Hawk

Date: 12/15/2009 12:39:35 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 12/15/2009 12:37:41 PM

Author: hisdiamondgirl

Okay beyotches! Take the lawyer stuff back!
3.gif
If you''re an a$$hat to begin with, then yeah, you''re gonna be even more of an a$$hat after law school! I don''t like very many lawyers either (ETA: I actually hate almost all of the lawyers I work with!), but ''suck the personality out of you''?! Come on! I think that, economicallly, law school is a bad idea for anyone right now, with there being no jobs and what not! But if you''re cool to begin with, you''re usually cool when you get out!
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You guys like at least one lawyer right?!?!?
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Yes.
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One of my really good friends is a lawyer. He worked at the firm I''m at until he started his own.


Great guy.


I don''t like lawyers because they ignore me. It''s... just rude. Maybe its just my firm.

No many of them have their heads up their gluteus maximae
Tell me about it
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Date: 12/15/2009 12:45:23 PM
Author: Bia
HH: I feel your pain mama. I am always the one who is eyes darting looking for a bathroom. I''ve had too many experiences with gas/diarrhea
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It''s actually a joke in my family. ''Wheres Bia?...Oh, she''s in the bathroom...she had cheese.''

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LOL! Gross.
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Date: 12/15/2009 12:42:50 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 12/15/2009 12:41:42 PM
Author: Bia


Date: 12/15/2009 12:22:03 PM
Author: lilyfoot



Date: 12/15/2009 12:19:22 PM
Author: elledizzy5




Date: 12/15/2009 12:17:26 PM
Author: lilyfoot
Maybe I''m not gassy enough to have a real opinion on this matter

17.gif
I''m sure if you had a tummy issue that made you gassy A LOT, you''d be more open to farting. As would I.

I''m not going to get up from the couch every 5 minutes!
3.gif
Yep, you''re right.

I guess it just wasn''t my fate in life to be a great farter. Oh the shame!

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you know my FSIL convinced her ex that she had a medical condition that made her incapable of producing gas, therefore she couldn''t ever fart?




He was so convinced he actually brought it up at the table one day and my FMIL looked at him and said, ''are you stupid?'' LMAO. They still tell that story.




Farting is natural. I hate the word more than I hate the act.

I hate the cutesy words!

Like ''poot'' or ''fluff''

THOSE gross me out to no end!
lol poot? no. fluff? no.
 
Date: 12/15/2009 12:45:23 PM
Author: Bia
HH: I feel your pain mama. I am always the one who is eyes darting looking for a bathroom. I''ve had too many experiences with gas/diarrhea
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It''s actually a joke in my family. ''Wheres Bia?...Oh, she''s in the bathroom...she had cheese.''

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HIS: I love you and you''re a lawyer!
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Ugh. I get diarrhea almost every time I start my period.
 
We always make up funny songs about farting as well...

"Last Christmas I gave you my fart but the very next day, you gave it away. This year i''ll bring you to tears and give you one that''s special...
 
Date: 12/15/2009 12:47:05 PM
Author: Hudson_Hawk
We always make up funny songs about farting as well...

''Last Christmas I gave you my fart but the very next day, you gave it away. This year i''ll bring you to tears and give you one that''s special...
LOL. Good lord.

The last 10 minutes in this thread are making it very apparent why people feel they can''t relate.
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Date: 12/15/2009 12:46:25 PM
Author: sunnyd

Date: 12/15/2009 12:45:23 PM
Author: Bia
HH: I feel your pain mama. I am always the one who is eyes darting looking for a bathroom. I''ve had too many experiences with gas/diarrhea
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It''s actually a joke in my family. ''Wheres Bia?...Oh, she''s in the bathroom...she had cheese.''

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LOL! Gross.
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we''re no holds barred up in this piece!
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J took me to a haunted inn for my birthday last year. I got my period, and consequently the craps, and we were stuck in the room for like 5 hours while I ran back and forth from the bed to the toilet.
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What? I like to express myself creatively.

Now....onto another topic.....but what?
 
Date: 12/15/2009 12:46:36 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 12/15/2009 12:45:23 PM
Author: Bia
HH: I feel your pain mama. I am always the one who is eyes darting looking for a bathroom. I''ve had too many experiences with gas/diarrhea
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It''s actually a joke in my family. ''Wheres Bia?...Oh, she''s in the bathroom...she had cheese.''

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HIS: I love you and you''re a lawyer!
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Ugh. I get diarrhea almost every time I start my period.
I call it the period poo.
 
Date: 12/15/2009 12:48:55 PM
Author: elledizzy5
J took me to a haunted inn for my birthday last year. I got my period, and consequently the craps, and we were stuck in the room for like 5 hours while I ran back and forth from the bed to the toilet.
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ahhhh romance...
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that''s real love elley!
 
Date: 12/15/2009 12:49:18 PM
Author: sunnyd

Date: 12/15/2009 12:46:36 PM
Author: elledizzy5


Date: 12/15/2009 12:45:23 PM
Author: Bia
HH: I feel your pain mama. I am always the one who is eyes darting looking for a bathroom. I''ve had too many experiences with gas/diarrhea
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It''s actually a joke in my family. ''Wheres Bia?...Oh, she''s in the bathroom...she had cheese.''

20.gif


HIS: I love you and you''re a lawyer!
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Ugh. I get diarrhea almost every time I start my period.
I call it the period poo.
Its just not cool. Cramps from the Ute, Cramps from the intestines, and leaky bum.

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