The LIW Small Talk Thread

[hisdiamondgirl]

Date: 12/15/2009 12:46:36 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 12/15/2009 12:45:23 PM
Author: Bia
HH: I feel your pain mama. I am always the one who is eyes darting looking for a bathroom. I've had too many experiences with gas/diarrhea

It's actually a joke in my family. 'Wheres Bia?...Oh, she's in the bathroom...she had cheese.'

HIS: I love you and you're a lawyer!

Ugh. I get diarrhea almost every time I start my period.

I used to be this way, but then I went on the stupid pill and it all went away!

ETA: That's about the only thing I like about the stupid pill! Oh and no babies! lol

 

[Lauren8211]

Date: 12/15/2009 12:49:55 PM
Author: Bia

Date: 12/15/2009 12:48:55 PM
Author: elledizzy5
J took me to a haunted inn for my birthday last year. I got my period, and consequently the craps, and we were stuck in the room for like 5 hours while I ran back and forth from the bed to the toilet.

ahhhh romance...

that''s real love elley!

Yes. A lovely romantic night with no nookie, and lots of stinky.

 

[Bia]

Date: 12/15/2009 12:50:04 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 12/15/2009 12:49:18 PM
Author: sunnyd

Date: 12/15/2009 12:46:36 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 12/15/2009 12:45:23 PM
Author: Bia
HH: I feel your pain mama. I am always the one who is eyes darting looking for a bathroom. I''ve had too many experiences with gas/diarrhea

It''s actually a joke in my family. ''Wheres Bia?...Oh, she''s in the bathroom...she had cheese.''

HIS: I love you and you''re a lawyer!

Ugh. I get diarrhea almost every time I start my period.

I call it the period poo.

Its just not cool. Cramps from the Ute, Cramps from the intestines, and leaky bum.

no she didn''t!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ahahahahhahahahahhahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

ya''ll are crazzzzzzzzzzzzy. and I love it!

 

[Lauren8211]

Date: 12/15/2009 12:50:16 PM
Author: hisdiamondgirl

Date: 12/15/2009 12:46:36 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 12/15/2009 12:45:23 PM
Author: Bia
HH: I feel your pain mama. I am always the one who is eyes darting looking for a bathroom. I''ve had too many experiences with gas/diarrhea

It''s actually a joke in my family. ''Wheres Bia?...Oh, she''s in the bathroom...she had cheese.''

HIS: I love you and you''re a lawyer!

Ugh. I get diarrhea almost every time I start my period.

I used to be this way, but then I went on the stupid pill and it all went away!

I''m on the pill. Still get it.

Also get a migraine every time I go on my sugar pills for the week.

Remind me again why J married me?

Migraines, cramps, diarrhea, acne, and eczema.

 

[Lauren8211]

Date: 12/15/2009 12:51:09 PM
Author: Bia

Date: 12/15/2009 12:50:04 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 12/15/2009 12:49:18 PM
Author: sunnyd

Date: 12/15/2009 12:46:36 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 12/15/2009 12:45:23 PM
Author: Bia
HH: I feel your pain mama. I am always the one who is eyes darting looking for a bathroom. I''ve had too many experiences with gas/diarrhea

It''s actually a joke in my family. ''Wheres Bia?...Oh, she''s in the bathroom...she had cheese.''

HIS: I love you and you''re a lawyer!

Ugh. I get diarrhea almost every time I start my period.

I call it the period poo.

Its just not cool. Cramps from the Ute, Cramps from the intestines, and leaky bum.

no she didn''t!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ahahahahhahahahahhahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

ya''ll are crazzzzzzzzzzzzy. and I love it!

Ohhh! She did!

 

[hisdiamondgirl]

Date: 12/15/2009 12:50:39 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 12/15/2009 12:49:55 PM
Author: Bia

Date: 12/15/2009 12:48:55 PM
Author: elledizzy5
J took me to a haunted inn for my birthday last year. I got my period, and consequently the craps, and we were stuck in the room for like 5 hours while I ran back and forth from the bed to the toilet.

ahhhh romance...

that''s real love elley!

Yes. A lovely romantic night with no nookie, and lots of stinky.

LOLOLOLOL! Oh man, people are really not going to feel free to jump in! But I guess poop talk will keep your mind off the engagement!

 

[sunnyd]

Speaking of which, my auntie must be lost. Pretty sure she should have been here by now. Gah, this is what happens when I''m not on BC to tell me when she''s coming! I don''t keep track then every month I think I''m pregnant.

 

[Hudson_Hawk]

I would like it noted for the record that I tried to change the subject to foster a sense of unity and inclusiveness, but Elle is fixated on bathroom talk.

 

[hisdiamondgirl]

Date: 12/15/2009 12:51:26 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 12/15/2009 12:50:16 PM
Author: hisdiamondgirl

Date: 12/15/2009 12:46:36 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 12/15/2009 12:45:23 PM
Author: Bia
HH: I feel your pain mama. I am always the one who is eyes darting looking for a bathroom. I''ve had too many experiences with gas/diarrhea

It''s actually a joke in my family. ''Wheres Bia?...Oh, she''s in the bathroom...she had cheese.''

HIS: I love you and you''re a lawyer!

Ugh. I get diarrhea almost every time I start my period.

I used to be this way, but then I went on the stupid pill and it all went away!

I''m on the pill. Still get it.

Also get a migraine every time I go on my sugar pills for the week.

Remind me again why J married me?

Migraines, cramps, diarrhea, acne, and eczema.

You sound like a peptobismol commercial!

 

[Lauren8211]

Date: 12/15/2009 12:52:41 PM
Author: sunnyd
Speaking of which, my auntie must be lost. Pretty sure she should have been here by now. Gah, this is what happens when I''m not on BC to tell me when she''s coming! I don''t keep track then every month I think I''m pregnant.

LOL.

I''m on the pill and I always think I''m pregnant.

I have preggers tests under the sink ready to go if I''m like 5 minutes late.

Not being on the pill would TERRIFY me!

 

[Lauren8211]

Date: 12/15/2009 12:53:04 PM
Author: Hudson_Hawk
I would like it noted for the record that I tried to change the subject to foster a sense of unity and inclusiveness, but Elle is fixated on bathroom talk.

And skin conditions!!!

 

[hisdiamondgirl]

Date: 12/15/2009 12:53:04 PM
Author: Hudson_Hawk
I would like it noted for the record that I tried to change the subject to foster a sense of unity and inclusiveness, but Elle is fixated on bathroom talk.

Duly noted!

 

[Hudson_Hawk]

Date: 12/15/2009 12:52:41 PM
Author: sunnyd
Speaking of which, my auntie must be lost. Pretty sure she should have been here by now. Gah, this is what happens when I'm not on BC to tell me when she's coming! I don't keep track then every month I think I'm pregnant.

Sunny she forgot to tell you she's went on a cruse with my auntie...They're in Cabo right now basking in the warm Mexican sun. Those progeny of female canines!

 

[Lauren8211]

Date: 12/15/2009 12:53:21 PM
Author: hisdiamondgirl

Date: 12/15/2009 12:51:26 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 12/15/2009 12:50:16 PM
Author: hisdiamondgirl

Date: 12/15/2009 12:46:36 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 12/15/2009 12:45:23 PM
Author: Bia
HH: I feel your pain mama. I am always the one who is eyes darting looking for a bathroom. I''ve had too many experiences with gas/diarrhea

It''s actually a joke in my family. ''Wheres Bia?...Oh, she''s in the bathroom...she had cheese.''

HIS: I love you and you''re a lawyer!

Ugh. I get diarrhea almost every time I start my period.

I used to be this way, but then I went on the stupid pill and it all went away!

I''m on the pill. Still get it.

Also get a migraine every time I go on my sugar pills for the week.

Remind me again why J married me?

Migraines, cramps, diarrhea, acne, and eczema.

You sound like a peptobismol commercial!

bwahahaha!

I''m just a train wreck.

 

[sunnyd]

Date: 12/15/2009 12:53:04 PM
Author: Hudson_Hawk
I would like it noted for the record that I tried to change the subject to foster a sense of unity and inclusiveness, but Elle is fixated on bathroom talk.

LOL. We have issues.

 

[sunnyd]

Date: 12/15/2009 12:54:16 PM
Author: Hudson_Hawk

Date: 12/15/2009 12:52:41 PM
Author: sunnyd
Speaking of which, my auntie must be lost. Pretty sure she should have been here by now. Gah, this is what happens when I''m not on BC to tell me when she''s coming! I don''t keep track then every month I think I''m pregnant.

Sunny she forgot to tell you she''s went on a cruse with my auntie...They''re in Cabo right now basking in the warm Mexican sun.

That biotch!

 

[Lauren8211]

Srsly... what unifies people more than poop and zits?

 

[Lauren8211]

Date: 12/15/2009 12:55:23 PM
Author: sunnyd

Date: 12/15/2009 12:54:16 PM
Author: Hudson_Hawk

Date: 12/15/2009 12:52:41 PM
Author: sunnyd
Speaking of which, my auntie must be lost. Pretty sure she should have been here by now. Gah, this is what happens when I''m not on BC to tell me when she''s coming! I don''t keep track then every month I think I''m pregnant.

Sunny she forgot to tell you she''s went on a cruse with my auntie...They''re in Cabo right now basking in the warm Mexican sun.

That biotch!

I appreciate mine not getting invited.

 

[hisdiamondgirl]

Date: 12/15/2009 12:54:16 PM
Author: Hudson_Hawk

Date: 12/15/2009 12:52:41 PM
Author: sunnyd
Speaking of which, my auntie must be lost. Pretty sure she should have been here by now. Gah, this is what happens when I''m not on BC to tell me when she''s coming! I don''t keep track then every month I think I''m pregnant.

Sunny she forgot to tell you she''s went on a cruse with my auntie...They''re in Cabo right now basking in the warm Mexican sun. Those sons of female canines!

Well, it must have been an auntie convention because mine didn''t come this month either! That does happen to me sometimes on this pill, but it is very nerve-racking!

 

[sunnyd]

Only a lucky few of us are still enjoying zits in our mid-20s.

 

[Bia]

just jump in man! to hell with what we''re talking about!!! we''re all women in here...

 

[Lauren8211]

Date: 12/15/2009 12:56:53 PM
Author: sunnyd
Only a lucky few of us are still enjoying zits in our mid-20s.

Uncool. I did not have zits as a teenager. They started once I started using the pill, and then stopped it.

 

[Bia]

Date: 12/15/2009 12:56:53 PM
Author: sunnyd
Only a lucky few of us are still enjoying zits in our mid-20s.

ahhh zits. can relate to that!

I am thinking about getting a photofacial. My FMIL offered to get me one for Christmas if that''s what I wanted...

anyone ever have one done?

 

[sunnyd]

Date: 12/15/2009 12:57:35 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 12/15/2009 12:56:53 PM
Author: sunnyd
Only a lucky few of us are still enjoying zits in our mid-20s.

Uncool. I did not have zits as a teenager. They started once I started using the pill, and then stopped it.

At least you had some years without! Mine have been around since I was...11 I believe. Awesome. Thanks face. I hate you!

 

[Lauren8211]

Date: 12/15/2009 12:59:13 PM
Author: sunnyd

Date: 12/15/2009 12:57:35 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 12/15/2009 12:56:53 PM
Author: sunnyd
Only a lucky few of us are still enjoying zits in our mid-20s.

Uncool. I did not have zits as a teenager. They started once I started using the pill, and then stopped it.

At least you had some years without! Mine have been around since I was...11 I believe. Awesome. Thanks face. I hate you!

Never would have guessed that. Your skin appears so clear in every picture I''ve ever seen of you.

 

[hisdiamondgirl]

Date: 12/15/2009 12:56:53 PM
Author: sunnyd
Only a lucky few of us are still enjoying zits in our mid-20s.

My face completely cleared up when I finished law school at 25. It was a hot mess that last year though!

 

[Lauren8211]

Date: 12/15/2009 12:58:44 PM
Author: Bia

Date: 12/15/2009 12:56:53 PM
Author: sunnyd
Only a lucky few of us are still enjoying zits in our mid-20s.

ahhh zits. can relate to that!

I am thinking about getting a photofacial. My FMIL offered to get me one for Christmas if that''s what I wanted...

anyone ever have one done?

Nope, never have! I''m curious now though!

 

[Bia]

Date: 12/15/2009 12:59:13 PM
Author: sunnyd

Date: 12/15/2009 12:57:35 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 12/15/2009 12:56:53 PM
Author: sunnyd
Only a lucky few of us are still enjoying zits in our mid-20s.

Uncool. I did not have zits as a teenager. They started once I started using the pill, and then stopped it.

At least you had some years without! Mine have been around since I was...11 I believe. Awesome. Thanks face. I hate you!

you have a beautiful face sunny. and every picture Ive seen of you, you have a lovely complexion. we''re all too hard on ourselves.

 

[hisdiamondgirl]

What''s a photofacial B? Never heard of it.

 

[Bia]

Date: 12/15/2009 1:00:44 PM
Author: hisdiamondgirl
What''s a photofacial B? Never heard of it.

it''s some kind of laser/photo light machine that zaps the pigment discolorations from your face. If you have acne scars or brown spots or broken blood vesels. I have tons of freckles from being out in the sun that I want to get rid of. I heard it just evens out your skin tone...

My FMIL gets them done all the time. She''s in her late 60''s and she has gorgeous skin. She had a facelift too (don''t tell anyone!) but her skin was messed up. She looks 50ish. And has a killer bod, can you believe that s**t? She''s almost 70!