The LIW Small Talk Thread

[ladypirate]

Date: 1/13/2010 12:55:49 PM
Author: TooPatient

Can you get him to agree to salad BEFORE bread?


Something like for every slice of bread he eats, he has to eat 2 cups of salad first. (salad = mixed greens + veggies + small amount of healthy dressing)


He''d fill up on greens before he could eat any bread. Or at least get so sick of salad that he doesn''t want the bread.

You underestimate the amount that man can eat. Seriously--he''s 6''7". He can eat a TON of food.

 

[Lauren8211]

Date: 1/13/2010 12:56:12 PM
Author: ladypirate

Date: 1/13/2010 12:54:51 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 1/13/2010 12:54:01 PM

Author: ladypirate

Date: 1/13/2010 12:52:41 PM

Author: Bia

Date: 1/13/2010 12:50:54 PM


Author: ladypirate



Elle, you''re also tall so you can get away with it more than shortypants over there.

I definitely am going to talk to K about his carb addiction. I think that will help more than anything else.

That''s our saving grace Elle. We''d probably be rolly-polly otherwise.

I hear that! The girls look flattering on me because I''m tall, but if I was short they would be a little overpowering.

Your body is fantastic LP. I''d KILL to get what you have!

Psh--lies! You are one hot married lady. I bet you''d get like a hundred skeezy pictures if you went on that site fiery posted about in hangout.

Dude. I''ve never seen so much peen in my life. Making that AM.com account for *fun* was the worst idea ever!!

 

[Bia]

Date: 1/13/2010 12:56:29 PM
Author: princessplease

Date: 1/13/2010 12:53:03 PM
Author: ladypirate
He doesn''t think it tastes as good.

Seriously, good artisan white bread is his kryptonite.

I think whole grain/wheats/seeded breads taste SO much better than white. My addiction is the seeduction from WF. Never, ever buy it, lol. It''s so delicious, it''s dangerous!!!!!!!

It''s good but can''t compare to warm crusty french baquettes. OMG...with olive oil and feta...or butter...or soup...or sauce...or anything! Yummmmmmmm.

 

[ladypirate]

Date: 1/13/2010 12:56:29 PM
Author: princessplease

Date: 1/13/2010 12:53:03 PM

Author: ladypirate

He doesn''t think it tastes as good.

Seriously, good artisan white bread is his kryptonite.

I think whole grain/wheats/seeded breads taste SO much better than white. My addiction is the seeduction from WF. Never, ever buy it, lol. It''s so delicious, it''s dangerous!!!!!!!

I think that''s true in sandwich style bread, but I understand why he loves artisan bread. Ciabatta, Pugliese, etc. It''s tasty stuff. Also, I think a lot of it is the texture.

 

[princessplease]

Date: 1/13/2010 12:55:58 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 1/13/2010 12:55:11 PM
Author: ladypirate

Date: 1/13/2010 12:53:34 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 1/13/2010 12:51:39 PM

Author: ladypirate

Date: 1/13/2010 12:50:40 PM

Author: elledizzy5

Date: 1/13/2010 12:50:03 PM


Author: Bia


Amen!!!!!!!!!!!! I love me some Oreo cookies! Those are on my list of sneak-worthy foods

I had a very healthy lunch. Lentil soup (laxative anyone?), 10 crackers w/ laughing cow, and a big handful of crisp, clean romaine lettuce. Oh, and a piece of grilled chicken leftover from yesterday.

No pooping at work or Wino will lecture you!!

Or she''ll show up and poop at your house!

hahaha!


speaking of poop... dh described in full detail to me the enormity of his dump the other day.


WHY?

I would ask why, but I did that once. To these two friends of mine. They were suitably impressed.

hahahahhaa!!!! i love it!

he actually used his hands to demonstrate the size!

FI''s done that to me once or twice. But when he has, I start talking about pads and tampons, and he runs for the hills. Needless to say, no more charrades about poop in our house have occured.

 

[Lauren8211]

Date: 1/13/2010 12:58:48 PM
Author: Bia

Date: 1/13/2010 12:56:29 PM
Author: princessplease

Date: 1/13/2010 12:53:03 PM
Author: ladypirate
He doesn''t think it tastes as good.

Seriously, good artisan white bread is his kryptonite.

I think whole grain/wheats/seeded breads taste SO much better than white. My addiction is the seeduction from WF. Never, ever buy it, lol. It''s so delicious, it''s dangerous!!!!!!!

It''s good but can''t compare to warm crusty french baquettes. OMG...with olive oil and feta...or butter...or soup...or sauce...or anything! Yummmmmmmm.

STOP. IT.

Bia we can never GTG. We will eat so damn much.

 

[ladypirate]

Date: 1/13/2010 12:58:48 PM
Author: Bia

Date: 1/13/2010 12:56:29 PM

Author: princessplease

Date: 1/13/2010 12:53:03 PM

Author: ladypirate

He doesn''t think it tastes as good.

Seriously, good artisan white bread is his kryptonite.

I think whole grain/wheats/seeded breads taste SO much better than white. My addiction is the seeduction from WF. Never, ever buy it, lol. It''s so delicious, it''s dangerous!!!!!!!

It''s good but can''t compare to warm crusty french baquettes. OMG...with olive oil and feta...or butter...or soup...or sauce...or anything! Yummmmmmmm.

Exactly! I love it too, but I don''t eat that much in one sitting!

 

[winelover23]

Tall girls, bleh. It''s not fair. I gain 5 pounds and it''s like I gained 20!

 

[Lauren8211]

Date: 1/13/2010 12:59:17 PM
Author: princessplease

Date: 1/13/2010 12:55:58 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 1/13/2010 12:55:11 PM
Author: ladypirate

Date: 1/13/2010 12:53:34 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 1/13/2010 12:51:39 PM

Author: ladypirate

Date: 1/13/2010 12:50:40 PM

Author: elledizzy5

Date: 1/13/2010 12:50:03 PM


Author: Bia


Amen!!!!!!!!!!!! I love me some Oreo cookies! Those are on my list of sneak-worthy foods

I had a very healthy lunch. Lentil soup (laxative anyone?), 10 crackers w/ laughing cow, and a big handful of crisp, clean romaine lettuce. Oh, and a piece of grilled chicken leftover from yesterday.

No pooping at work or Wino will lecture you!!

Or she''ll show up and poop at your house!

hahaha!


speaking of poop... dh described in full detail to me the enormity of his dump the other day.


WHY?

I would ask why, but I did that once. To these two friends of mine. They were suitably impressed.

hahahahhaa!!!! i love it!

he actually used his hands to demonstrate the size!

FI''s done that to me once or twice. But when he has, I start talking about pads and tampons, and he runs for the hills. Needless to say, no more charrades about poop in our house have occured.

hahaha!

J doesn''t fear tampons. He grosses *me*out with period stuff.

 

[ladypirate]

Date: 1/13/2010 12:59:50 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 1/13/2010 12:58:48 PM

Author: Bia

Date: 1/13/2010 12:56:29 PM

Author: princessplease

Date: 1/13/2010 12:53:03 PM

Author: ladypirate

He doesn''t think it tastes as good.

Seriously, good artisan white bread is his kryptonite.

I think whole grain/wheats/seeded breads taste SO much better than white. My addiction is the seeduction from WF. Never, ever buy it, lol. It''s so delicious, it''s dangerous!!!!!!!

It''s good but can''t compare to warm crusty french baquettes. OMG...with olive oil and feta...or butter...or soup...or sauce...or anything! Yummmmmmmm.

STOP. IT.


Bia we can never GTG. We will eat so damn much.

My sisters and I joke that we do a great locust impression around food.

 

[princessplease]

Date: 1/13/2010 12:59:04 PM
Author: ladypirate

Date: 1/13/2010 12:56:29 PM
Author: princessplease

Date: 1/13/2010 12:53:03 PM

Author: ladypirate

He doesn''t think it tastes as good.

Seriously, good artisan white bread is his kryptonite.

I think whole grain/wheats/seeded breads taste SO much better than white. My addiction is the seeduction from WF. Never, ever buy it, lol. It''s so delicious, it''s dangerous!!!!!!!

I think that''s true in sandwich style bread, but I understand why he loves artisan bread. Ciabatta, Pugliese, etc. It''s tasty stuff. Also, I think a lot of it is the texture.

Aha! Good insight, LP. It''s that delicious crunch. Damn, now I want some crusty french baguette (thanks to Bia, too!

)

 

[princessplease]

Date: 1/13/2010 1:00:22 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 1/13/2010 12:59:17 PM
Author: princessplease

Date: 1/13/2010 12:55:58 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 1/13/2010 12:55:11 PM
Author: ladypirate

Date: 1/13/2010 12:53:34 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 1/13/2010 12:51:39 PM

Author: ladypirate

Date: 1/13/2010 12:50:40 PM

Author: elledizzy5

Date: 1/13/2010 12:50:03 PM


Author: Bia


Amen!!!!!!!!!!!! I love me some Oreo cookies! Those are on my list of sneak-worthy foods

I had a very healthy lunch. Lentil soup (laxative anyone?), 10 crackers w/ laughing cow, and a big handful of crisp, clean romaine lettuce. Oh, and a piece of grilled chicken leftover from yesterday.

No pooping at work or Wino will lecture you!!

Or she''ll show up and poop at your house!

hahaha!


speaking of poop... dh described in full detail to me the enormity of his dump the other day.


WHY?

I would ask why, but I did that once. To these two friends of mine. They were suitably impressed.

hahahahhaa!!!! i love it!

he actually used his hands to demonstrate the size!

FI''s done that to me once or twice. But when he has, I start talking about pads and tampons, and he runs for the hills. Needless to say, no more charrades about poop in our house have occured.

hahaha!

J doesn''t fear tampons. He grosses *me*out with period stuff.

Ok, scratch that idea then, lol!

 

[ladypirate]

Date: 1/13/2010 1:00:09 PM
Author: winelover23
Tall girls, bleh. It''s not fair. I gain 5 pounds and it''s like I gained 20!

Aww, hugs WL! At least you are adorable and petite! Seriously--I get intimidated by short girls because they pull off the cute and sassy thing so well and make me feel awkward and huge.

 

[princessplease]

Lunch time ladies. Thanks for helping me forget about the insane morning I had at work. You guys rock

I''ll be back later.

 

[Bia]

Date: 1/13/2010 12:59:50 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 1/13/2010 12:58:48 PM
Author: Bia

Date: 1/13/2010 12:56:29 PM
Author: princessplease

Date: 1/13/2010 12:53:03 PM
Author: ladypirate
He doesn''t think it tastes as good.

Seriously, good artisan white bread is his kryptonite.

I think whole grain/wheats/seeded breads taste SO much better than white. My addiction is the seeduction from WF. Never, ever buy it, lol. It''s so delicious, it''s dangerous!!!!!!!

It''s good but can''t compare to warm crusty french baquettes. OMG...with olive oil and feta...or butter...or soup...or sauce...or anything! Yummmmmmmm.

STOP. IT.

Bia we can never GTG. We will eat so damn much.

lol!!!!!!!!!!

sowwy. I just love bread

I think I could live on bread and cheese.

 

[ladypirate]

Date: 1/13/2010 1:00:54 PM
Author: princessplease

Date: 1/13/2010 12:59:04 PM

Author: ladypirate

Date: 1/13/2010 12:56:29 PM

Author: princessplease

Date: 1/13/2010 12:53:03 PM


Author: ladypirate


He doesn''t think it tastes as good.

Seriously, good artisan white bread is his kryptonite.

I think whole grain/wheats/seeded breads taste SO much better than white. My addiction is the seeduction from WF. Never, ever buy it, lol. It''s so delicious, it''s dangerous!!!!!!!

I think that''s true in sandwich style bread, but I understand why he loves artisan bread. Ciabatta, Pugliese, etc. It''s tasty stuff. Also, I think a lot of it is the texture.

Aha! Good insight, LP. It''s that delicious crunch. Damn, now I want some crusty french baguette (thanks to Bia, too!

)

Yeah--he doesn''t like white sandwich bread (or sandwich bread in general), but he loves crusty bread.

 

[ladypirate]

Date: 1/13/2010 1:03:33 PM
Author: Bia

Date: 1/13/2010 12:59:50 PM

Author: elledizzy5

Date: 1/13/2010 12:58:48 PM

Author: Bia

Date: 1/13/2010 12:56:29 PM

Author: princessplease

Date: 1/13/2010 12:53:03 PM

Author: ladypirate

He doesn''t think it tastes as good.

Seriously, good artisan white bread is his kryptonite.

I think whole grain/wheats/seeded breads taste SO much better than white. My addiction is the seeduction from WF. Never, ever buy it, lol. It''s so delicious, it''s dangerous!!!!!!!

It''s good but can''t compare to warm crusty french baquettes. OMG...with olive oil and feta...or butter...or soup...or sauce...or anything! Yummmmmmmm.

STOP. IT.


Bia we can never GTG. We will eat so damn much.

lol!!!!!!!!!!


sowwy. I just love bread

I think I could live on bread and cheese.

ME TOO. Man, cheese is the best.

 

[Bia]

Date: 1/13/2010 1:02:22 PM
Author: ladypirate

Date: 1/13/2010 1:00:09 PM
Author: winelover23
Tall girls, bleh. It''s not fair. I gain 5 pounds and it''s like I gained 20!

Aww, hugs WL! At least you are adorable and petite! Seriously--I get intimidated by short girls because they pull off the cute and sassy thing so well and make me feel awkward and huge.

I know, what''s up with that?!

 

[princessplease]

Date: 1/13/2010 1:00:09 PM
Author: winelover23
Tall girls, bleh. It''s not fair. I gain 5 pounds and it''s like I gained 20!

Agreed. I''m 5''2" and it stinks

. 5''7" would be great!

 

[TooPatient]

Date: 1/13/2010 1:03:33 PM
Author: Bia

Date: 1/13/2010 12:59:50 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 1/13/2010 12:58:48 PM
Author: Bia

Date: 1/13/2010 12:56:29 PM
Author: princessplease

Date: 1/13/2010 12:53:03 PM
Author: ladypirate
He doesn''t think it tastes as good.

Seriously, good artisan white bread is his kryptonite.

I think whole grain/wheats/seeded breads taste SO much better than white. My addiction is the seeduction from WF. Never, ever buy it, lol. It''s so delicious, it''s dangerous!!!!!!!

It''s good but can''t compare to warm crusty french baquettes. OMG...with olive oil and feta...or butter...or soup...or sauce...or anything! Yummmmmmmm.

STOP. IT.

Bia we can never GTG. We will eat so damn much.

lol!!!!!!!!!!

sowwy. I just love bread

I think I could live on bread and cheese.

And a nice glass of wine.....

 

[winelover23]

Date: 1/13/2010 1:02:22 PM
Author: ladypirate

Date: 1/13/2010 1:00:09 PM
Author: winelover23
Tall girls, bleh. It''s not fair. I gain 5 pounds and it''s like I gained 20!

Aww, hugs WL! At least you are adorable and petite! Seriously--I get intimidated by short girls because they pull off the cute and sassy thing so well and make me feel awkward and huge.

Whatever I''m intimidated by you tall beautiful elegant modelesque ladies. I feel like I don''t get taken seriously because I''m mini. God knows clothing designers don''t take us shorties seriously.

PP - High five! I''m 5 feet!

 

[ladypirate]

Our GTG will be hilarious--it will be like all tall and all short with no one in the middle.

 

[TooPatient]

Found essay #5 question:

Describe your sense of identification with the Jewish people in relation to Israel, world Jewry, the local Jewish community, and your synagogue.


I''ve got 1/2 page of outline done. Just a list of what I should stick in there.
Having trouble getting it across as "identify" and not just interest in.

Ug. It''ll get there. Just need to get the feeling into it.

 

[ladypirate]

Date: 1/13/2010 1:10:35 PM
Author: TooPatient
Found essay #5 question:


Describe your sense of identification with the Jewish people in relation to Israel, world Jewry, the local Jewish community, and your synagogue.



I''ve got 1/2 page of outline done. Just a list of what I should stick in there.

Having trouble getting it across as ''identify'' and not just interest in.


Ug. It''ll get there. Just need to get the feeling into it.

I think you should write about your connection to Jewelry and then just say you misunderstood the question.

 

[sunnyd]

Date: 1/13/2010 1:10:30 PM
Author: ladypirate
Our GTG will be hilarious--it will be like all tall and all short with no one in the middle.

Except me! 5''4" is in the middle, yeah?

 

[ladypirate]

Date: 1/13/2010 1:14:34 PM
Author: sunnyd

Date: 1/13/2010 1:10:30 PM

Author: ladypirate

Our GTG will be hilarious--it will be like all tall and all short with no one in the middle.

Except me! 5''4'' is in the middle, yeah?

Whatever shortie!

Kidding--you are closer to the middle.

 

[TooPatient]

Date: 1/13/2010 1:13:14 PM
Author: ladypirate

Date: 1/13/2010 1:10:35 PM
Author: TooPatient
Found essay #5 question:


Describe your sense of identification with the Jewish people in relation to Israel, world Jewry, the local Jewish community, and your synagogue.



I''ve got 1/2 page of outline done. Just a list of what I should stick in there.

Having trouble getting it across as ''identify'' and not just interest in.


Ug. It''ll get there. Just need to get the feeling into it.

I think you should write about your connection to Jewelry and then just say you misunderstood the question.

LOL!

Thanks. Needed a good laugh. I would love to see the look on Rabbi''s face if I sent him a paper about my prefered settings & cuts.

 

[winelover23]

Date: 1/13/2010 1:14:34 PM
Author: sunnyd

Date: 1/13/2010 1:10:30 PM
Author: ladypirate
Our GTG will be hilarious--it will be like all tall and all short with no one in the middle.

Except me! 5''4'' is in the middle, yeah?

In my mind that''s tall.

 

[Hudson_Hawk]

I''m in the middle too! 5''6"

 

[winelover23]

Date: 1/13/2010 1:17:31 PM
Author: Hudson_Hawk
I''m in the middle too! 5''6''

Whatever gigantor.