The LIW Small Talk Thread

[Bia]

My dad''s 55...That''s old enough for me.

 

[sunnyd]

Date: 2/22/2010 4:05:33 PM
Author: ladypirate

Date: 2/22/2010 4:04:41 PM
Author: sunnyd
I refuse to support my parents'' sex life.

As well you should! Although your dad is pretty young--my parents are already in their 60s!

Yeah, my parents were only 23 and 24 when I came along.

 

[Lauren8211]

I am so over the whole "working woman" thing.

Where''s my apron?

 

[vc10um]

Date: 2/22/2010 4:31:55 PM
Author: elledizzy5
I am so over the whole ''working woman'' thing.

Where''s my apron?

Ditto.

I''m also over this whole "PS not working" thing.

And my mom will be 52 in June. She turned 26 5 days before I was born...so this year, she''s exactly twice my age.

 

[sunnyd]

No kidding. I could totally be a SAHW.

 

[Lauren8211]

Date: 2/22/2010 4:34:33 PM
Author: sunnyd
No kidding. I could totally be a SAHW.

Ohh... how I wish...

 

[jcarlylew]

Date: 2/22/2010 4:36:42 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 2/22/2010 4:34:33 PM
Author: sunnyd
No kidding. I could totally be a SAHW.

Ohh... how I wish...

don''t hate me...

E and i already planned for this, up until the kids go to full time kindergarten.

Which is probably why i am in the profession i am in. Easy to come back to.

 

[Lauren8211]

I just had lightning vag pain!

 

[Lauren8211]

Date: 2/22/2010 4:39:35 PM
Author: jcarlylew

Date: 2/22/2010 4:36:42 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 2/22/2010 4:34:33 PM
Author: sunnyd
No kidding. I could totally be a SAHW.

Ohh... how I wish...

don''t hate me...

E and i already planned for this, up until the kids go to full time kindergarten.

Which is probably why i am in the profession i am in. Easy to come back to.

I dont hate you!

J and I have not seriously discussed our plans for when we have babies - but we know we''re both open to discussion.

I know staying home sounds good in theory, but I''m concerned its not right for me.

 

[vc10um]

Date: 2/22/2010 4:40:42 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 2/22/2010 4:39:35 PM
Author: jcarlylew

Date: 2/22/2010 4:36:42 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 2/22/2010 4:34:33 PM
Author: sunnyd
No kidding. I could totally be a SAHW.

Ohh... how I wish...

don''t hate me...

E and i already planned for this, up until the kids go to full time kindergarten.

Which is probably why i am in the profession i am in. Easy to come back to.

I dont hate you!

J and I have not seriously discussed our plans for when we have babies - but we know we''re both open to discussion.

I know staying home sounds good in theory, but I''m concerned its not right for me.

I''m just hoping the Feds opt for SOME sort of maternity leave by the time I have a kid.

Right now we get nada...we have to use vacay and sick leave to cover our first 6 weeks.

 

[Lauren8211]

Date: 2/22/2010 4:43:43 PM
Author: vc10um

Date: 2/22/2010 4:40:42 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 2/22/2010 4:39:35 PM
Author: jcarlylew

Date: 2/22/2010 4:36:42 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 2/22/2010 4:34:33 PM
Author: sunnyd
No kidding. I could totally be a SAHW.

Ohh... how I wish...

don''t hate me...

E and i already planned for this, up until the kids go to full time kindergarten.

Which is probably why i am in the profession i am in. Easy to come back to.

I dont hate you!

J and I have not seriously discussed our plans for when we have babies - but we know we''re both open to discussion.

I know staying home sounds good in theory, but I''m concerned its not right for me.

I''m just hoping the Feds opt for SOME sort of maternity leave by the time I have a kid.

Right now we get nada...we have to use vacay and sick leave to cover our first 6 weeks.

We should all make a run to Canada.

 

[sunnyd]

Date: 2/22/2010 4:44:40 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 2/22/2010 4:43:43 PM
Author: vc10um

Date: 2/22/2010 4:40:42 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 2/22/2010 4:39:35 PM
Author: jcarlylew

Date: 2/22/2010 4:36:42 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 2/22/2010 4:34:33 PM
Author: sunnyd
No kidding. I could totally be a SAHW.

Ohh... how I wish...

don''t hate me...

E and i already planned for this, up until the kids go to full time kindergarten.

Which is probably why i am in the profession i am in. Easy to come back to.

I dont hate you!

J and I have not seriously discussed our plans for when we have babies - but we know we''re both open to discussion.

I know staying home sounds good in theory, but I''m concerned its not right for me.

I''m just hoping the Feds opt for SOME sort of maternity leave by the time I have a kid.

Right now we get nada...we have to use vacay and sick leave to cover our first 6 weeks.

We should all make a run to Canada.

I''ll smuggle you all in.

What''s wrong with your vagine?

 

[Lauren8211]

Date: 2/22/2010 4:48:27 PM
Author: sunnyd

Date: 2/22/2010 4:44:40 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 2/22/2010 4:43:43 PM
Author: vc10um

Date: 2/22/2010 4:40:42 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 2/22/2010 4:39:35 PM
Author: jcarlylew

Date: 2/22/2010 4:36:42 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 2/22/2010 4:34:33 PM
Author: sunnyd
No kidding. I could totally be a SAHW.

Ohh... how I wish...

don''t hate me...

E and i already planned for this, up until the kids go to full time kindergarten.

Which is probably why i am in the profession i am in. Easy to come back to.

I dont hate you!

J and I have not seriously discussed our plans for when we have babies - but we know we''re both open to discussion.

I know staying home sounds good in theory, but I''m concerned its not right for me.

I''m just hoping the Feds opt for SOME sort of maternity leave by the time I have a kid.

Right now we get nada...we have to use vacay and sick leave to cover our first 6 weeks.

We should all make a run to Canada.

I''ll smuggle you all in.

What''s wrong with your vagine?

I dont know! I just had a weird pain that shot right through my bajingo.

It was enough to make me jump up a bit.

Then it was gone!

 

[sunnyd]

Child pangs? Revolt against staying at home?

C thinks he gets to be the SAHD so he can play xbox all day. Eff that, I say!!

 

[vc10um]

Date: 2/22/2010 4:49:25 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 2/22/2010 4:48:27 PM
Author: sunnyd


I''ll smuggle you all in.

What''s wrong with your vagine?

I dont know! I just had a weird pain that shot right through my bajingo.

It was enough to make me jump up a bit.

Then it was gone!

Thanks, sunny!!!

elle...I don''t know whose vasheesh is more worrysome now!!!

 

[Bia]

VC: The govt doesn''t have maternity leave?!!!!!!! I thought you''d have the BEST.

unreal.

I want to stay home part-time.

 

[Lauren8211]

Date: 2/22/2010 4:53:19 PM
Author: sunnyd
Child pangs? Revolt against staying at home?

C thinks he gets to be the SAHD so he can play xbox all day. Eff that, I say!!

 

[jcarlylew]

Date: 2/22/2010 4:39:44 PM
Author: elledizzy5
I just had lightning vag pain!

???

 

[sunnyd]

Well chicas I'm off to a meeting then to the vagine doctor. Of course . would show up the day before the stupid appt.

Peace out home skilletz!

 

[Lauren8211]

Date: 2/22/2010 4:57:40 PM
Author: sunnyd
Well chicas I''m off to a meeting then to the vagine doctor. Off course . would show up the day before the stupid appt.

Peace out home skilletz!

ASK THEM ABOUT BAJINGO LIGHTNING!!!!!!!

 

[jcarlylew]

maybe your vag wants something....

 

[Bia]

Date: 2/22/2010 4:58:10 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 2/22/2010 4:57:40 PM

Author: sunnyd

Well chicas I''m off to a meeting then to the vagine doctor. Off course . would show up the day before the stupid appt.

Peace out home skilletz!

ASK THEM ABOUT BAJINGO LIGHTNING!!!!!!!

I love you.

 

[vc10um]

Date: 2/22/2010 4:54:11 PM
Author: Bia
VC: The govt doesn''t have maternity leave?!!!!!!! I thought you''d have the BEST.

unreal.

I want to stay home part-time.

I KNOW, RIGHT???

But apparently maternity leave is wasting the tax payer''s money because they''re not getting productivity out of us but still paying our salary.

There was a bill in Congress to get us 4 weeks, so that we''d still have to use SOME sick leave. But I''m pretty sure the men killed that one off.

 

[Lauren8211]

Date: 2/22/2010 4:58:58 PM
Author: Bia

Date: 2/22/2010 4:58:10 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 2/22/2010 4:57:40 PM

Author: sunnyd

Well chicas I''m off to a meeting then to the vagine doctor. Off course . would show up the day before the stupid appt.

Peace out home skilletz!

ASK THEM ABOUT BAJINGO LIGHTNING!!!!!!!

I love you.

Same to you, my dear wife!!

I''ll be crying all night without you guys!

 

[vc10um]

Date: 2/22/2010 4:58:58 PM
Author: Bia

Date: 2/22/2010 4:58:10 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 2/22/2010 4:57:40 PM

Author: sunnyd

Well chicas I''m off to a meeting then to the vagine doctor. Off course . would show up the day before the stupid appt.

Peace out home skilletz!

ASK THEM ABOUT BAJINGO LIGHTNING!!!!!!!

I love you.

I don''t think love begins to describe it.

 

[Lauren8211]

Date: 2/22/2010 4:58:14 PM
Author: jcarlylew
maybe your vag wants something....

Chocolate?

 

[Bia]

Date: 2/22/2010 5:00:57 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 2/22/2010 4:58:14 PM

Author: jcarlylew

maybe your vag wants something....

Chocolate?

chocolate what?

 

[jcarlylew]

Date: 2/22/2010 5:00:57 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 2/22/2010 4:58:14 PM
Author: jcarlylew
maybe your vag wants something....

Chocolate?

chocolate WHAT ELLE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?

 

[Bia]

Date: 2/22/2010 5:05:07 PM
Author: jcarlylew

Date: 2/22/2010 5:00:57 PM

Author: elledizzy5

Date: 2/22/2010 4:58:14 PM

Author: jcarlylew

maybe your vag wants something....

Chocolate?

chocolate WHAT ELLE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?

JINX!!

 

[jcarlylew]

Date: 2/22/2010 5:07:29 PM
Author: Bia

Date: 2/22/2010 5:05:07 PM
Author: jcarlylew
chocolate WHAT ELLE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?

JINX!!

you owe me a soda!

LOL

i crack myself. up. is it 330 yet?