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[mercoledi]

Less so from here... link. Seriously? How do you do anything with that on!

You could put an eye out!!

 

[Love in Bloom]

Oh dear goodness it looks like a man-eating jungle flower

 

[surfgirl]

Date: 7/9/2007 4:14:28 PM
Author: Love in Bloom
Oh dear goodness it looks like a man-eating jungle flower

Bwah! I was going to say it looks like one of those birds, like a penguin or whatever, that feed their young by vomiting into the mouths of their little ones...Blech. I didn't love it from the top view but it's truly heinous from the side view! Just. Wow!

ETA: If I have nightmares about this ring, I'm blaming YOU mercoledi!

 

[Harleigh]

Date: 7/9/2007 4:13:01 PM
Author: mercoledi
Less so from here... link. Seriously? How do you do anything with that on!

You could put an eye out!!

OMG...who needs to carry Mace or Pepper Spray around anymore??? I''m gonna wear that and poke out the other guy''s eye! Yech!

 

[mercoledi]

Date: 7/9/2007 4:53:49 PM
Author: surfgirl

Date: 7/9/2007 4:14:28 PM

Author: Love in Bloom

Oh dear goodness it looks like a man-eating jungle flower

Bwah! I was going to say it looks like one of those birds, like a penguin or whatever, that feed their young by vomiting into the mouths of their little ones...Blech. I didn't love it from the top view but it's truly heinous from the side view! Just. Wow!


ETA: If I have nightmares about this ring, I'm blaming YOU mercoledi!

Yeah, it's not my style from the top either, but from the side it's completely ugly. And dangerous. I wonder if that poor stone gets vertigo. Sorry for the nightmares... maybe sleeping with a mask would help?

 

[Livinthedream]

OMG! I soooo needed this today. These are hilarious!

 

[door knob solitaire]

Stop it! Some man, probably from Texas, is going to buy that HUGE-MONGOUS 6 carat frozen spit (phelm) ring...and some woman is going to have to act pleased, elated and giddy. In three months she will be posting here about the broken engagement and ask where she can sell that hunka hunka...fine specimen of carbon.

And then some other man er....I mean boy is going to buy that .02 carat thinking he is buying a 2.0 because he failed public educated math and can't remember what or where the decimal should be. "Hey Darlene...It is a 2 carrot!!"

DKS

that last comment was a tad politically incorrect. So let the stone hurling begin!

 

[Harleigh]

Date: 7/9/2007 10:40:31 PM
Author: door knob solitaire
Stop it! Some man, probably from Texas, is going to buy that HUGE-MONGOUS 6 carat frozen spit (phelm) ring...and some woman is going to have to act pleased, elated and giddy. In three months she will be posting here about the broken engagement and ask where she can sell that hunka hunka...fine specimen of carbon.

And then some other man er....I mean boy is going to buy that .02 carat thinking he is buying a 2.0 because he failed public educated math and can''t remember what or where the decimal should be. ''Hey Darlene...It is a 2 carrot!!''

DKS

that last comment was a tad politically incorrect. So let the stone hurling begin!

DKS...you''re my favorite poster! Always guaranteed a good chuckly when you let loose on here! Thanks for the laughs!

Harleigh

 

[poptart]

Date: 7/9/2007 10:40:31 PM
Author: door knob solitaire
Stop it! Some man, probably from Texas, is going to buy that HUGE-MONGOUS 6 carat frozen spit (phelm) ring...and some woman is going to have to act pleased, elated and giddy. In three months she will be posting here about the broken engagement and ask where she can sell that hunka hunka...fine specimen of carbon.


And then some other man er....I mean boy is going to buy that .02 carat thinking he is buying a 2.0 because he failed public educated math and can''t remember what or where the decimal should be. ''Hey Darlene...It is a 2 carrot!!''


DKS


that last comment was a tad politically incorrect. So let the stone hurling begin!

*M*

 

[poshpepper]

Date: 7/9/2007 4:53:49 PM
Author: surfgirl

Date: 7/9/2007 4:14:28 PM
Author: Love in Bloom
Oh dear goodness it looks like a man-eating jungle flower

Bwah! I was going to say it looks like one of those birds, like a penguin or whatever, that feed their young by vomiting into the mouths of their little ones...Blech. I didn''t love it from the top view but it''s truly heinous from the side view! Just. Wow!

ETA: If I have nightmares about this ring, I''m blaming YOU mercoledi!

Ahahahahaaaahahaa!!! Too funny! I literally Laughed Out Loud at that one!

 

[Beacon]

Date: 7/9/2007 4:13:01 PM
Author: mercoledi
Less so from here... link. Seriously? How do you do anything with that on!

You could put an eye out!!

This one is right out of "Little Shop of Horrors"!

 

[baby monster]

I found something like this growing on cream cheese in my fridge - furry blob of white and pink.

 

[katiedid]

I am sitting here with tears in my eyes, laughing at the rings and captions you guys have posted. OMG, how does anyone think to make something as ugly as these? And then, people actually BUY them???

 

[marvel]

Date: 7/9/2007 4:13:01 PM
Author: mercoledi
Less so from here... link. Seriously? How do you do anything with that on!

You could put an eye out!!

Here''s what''s really funny...somebody made a BID on it!!

 

[Linda W]

Ick, that top one, looks like a Venus Fly Trap, ha ha ha ha ha


Linda

 

[MommaBear]

bird nests anyone?

 

[MommaBear]

Not the KRYPTONITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[poshpepper]

Date: 7/12/2007 2:30:48 PM
Author: MommaBear
bird nests anyone?

OMG, I wonder if that was the artist''s intention... because it REALLY looks like that! Ick! LOL!!!!!!!

 

[stracci2000]

Yes, I found one just like this on the carpet this morning!

It takes special people like us to understand "jewelry humor"------
I never thought of naming my ugly rngs, what an entertaining idea!

 

[door knob solitaire]

Great find Momma Bear!! Too funny.

DKS

 

[WorkingHardforSmallRewards]

Around the campfire:

 

[surfgirl]

Oooh, I''m calling that one the "Kumbaya"!

 

[Skippy123]

I love this thread; it cracks me up. hehehehe

 

[AdaBeta27]

A pawn shop that I occasionaly peruse always has their window fulll of stuff like this. I asked why. They said because nobody will break the window to steal it. hahahahahaha!

 

[Cassian]

I am ALWAYS watching you...

 

[Lorelei]

Date: 4/23/2007 4:52:22 PM
Author: whenharrymetsally
I can''t think of any catchy title for this one

The BlingerNail

 

[Lorelei]

Date: 5/6/2007 11:41:31 PM
Author: musey
the brown eye of DEATH!

ETA: the seller lists this as ''a man''s dream ring.'' Umm... what??

The Chocolate Donut

 

[Lorelei]

Date: 7/14/2007 3:34:45 PM
Author: WorkingHardforSmallRewards
Around the campfire:

Hehehe or the DrainCover

 

[musey]

This one just makes me a little sad. From the ebay auction: "NICE ring and handmade setting. WOW!!!"

Looks like a handmade DIAMOND, too!

 

[poshpepper]

Lovely Ebay find...

over 3 cts of nastiness!!!!!