Unique and Unusual - Post them here!

[HollyS]

Date: 10/29/2007 1:47:43 AM
Author: sagewren
Yayy!!!!

Here''s another. The description said ''...slither into any soiree...''

Slither?? I just laughed out loud -- inappropriate, since I''m at work!

 

[HollyS]

Date: 11/1/2007 5:32:14 PM
Author: OUpeargirl
But I think this is worse..

Oh my God! It broke out in hives!

 

[HollyS]

Date: 11/5/2007 8:28:18 PM
Author: Ninama

Date: 11/5/2007 8:07:01 PM
Author: MrNyceGuy
Uhh... I think I''ll leave this one to your imagination rather than post an inappropriate caption....

Yikes. I have two words for this one:

VAL TREX

Is that the h---p-s medication?!! It does look rather swollen and irritated! ROFL!

 

[HollyS]

Date: 11/7/2007 5:37:49 PM
Author: musey
It''s a 2-carrot engagement ring. Get it?

Bahahaha!

 

[oobiecoo]

STEEL! OMGosh I think I may be the only other person on here who knows what a Dalek is but I TOTALLY see the resemblance to that ring!

 

[Ninama]

Found on Ebay.

Not what I would do with a 0.75 ct fancy pink diamond!

 

[iwannaprettyone]

Date: 5/6/2007 9:31:11 PM
Author: Ellen
I can''t even decide what it looks like.

this one looks like a bidet (sp?)

 

[iwannaprettyone]

oops

 

[sarafina]

OMG, i had to exit lurkdom to comment.
that is just pave abuse. diamond abuse. those poor rocks can''t choose for themselves and jump ship on those ugly pieces! ICKY!!!!!!

whew. okay, that is all. back to lurkdom! but thanks for the laugh.

 

[ChattyCat]

I love all of you! This thread totally prevented me from breaking down in tears, while browsing to replace my destroyed ring.


OMG! Seriously, boat propellers, bird''s nests, R2D2, etc. What the heck were they thinking???


Thanks for the laughs! I actually had a stitch in my side for a bit from the laughing!

 

[Sparkalicious]

I found one ... It kind of looks like an infection accompanied by a rash that is spreading ...

 

[Jypsie]

Now here''s a real sparkler for everyone!! If you look at the picture, you''ll see it''s really an aquarium... see the little bubbles inside? hehe - that''s what it looks like to me anyway

 

[Ninama]

Date: 12/2/2007 6:50:50 PM
Author: Jypsie
Now here''s a real sparkler for everyone!! If you look at the picture, you''ll see it''s really an aquarium... see the little bubbles inside? hehe - that''s what it looks like to me anyway

This is from the same consignment/liquidator:

We have been consigned to sell this beautiful square cut diamond solitaire ring. The diamond is 6.0 mm x 5.6 mm x 3.5 mm deep and is exactly 1.03 carat. The diamond is I-1 clarity and J color. A bargain at only $795.

 

[HollyS]

Date: 12/5/2007 6:28:41 PM
Author: Ninama

Date: 12/2/2007 6:50:50 PM
Author: Jypsie
Now here''s a real sparkler for everyone!! If you look at the picture, you''ll see it''s really an aquarium... see the little bubbles inside? hehe - that''s what it looks like to me anyway

This is from the same consignment/liquidator:

We have been consigned to sell this beautiful square cut diamond solitaire ring. The diamond is 6.0 mm x 5.6 mm x 3.5 mm deep and is exactly 1.03 carat. The diamond is I-1 clarity and J color. A bargain at only $795.

I wonder what the symmetry is listed as on this one? Poor? Very Bad? Awful? !!

 

[sera]

Date: 12/5/2007 8:04:28 PM
Author: HollyS

Date: 12/5/2007 6:28:41 PM

Author: Ninama

Date: 12/2/2007 6:50:50 PM

Author: Jypsie

Now here's a real sparkler for everyone!! If you look at the picture, you'll see it's really an aquarium... see the little bubbles inside? hehe - that's what it looks like to me anyway

This is from the same consignment/liquidator:


We have been consigned to sell this beautiful square cut diamond solitaire ring. The diamond is 6.0 mm x 5.6 mm x 3.5 mm deep and is exactly 1.03 carat. The diamond is I-1 clarity and J color. A bargain at only $795.

I wonder what the symmetry is listed as on this one? Poor? Very Bad? Awful? !!

I think that might be in the "AW! Heck no!" category.

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L's for love.

 

[sera]

<(Is there a veterinarian in the house?!)

These poor Siamese elephants need that thing removed. I just hate to see animals suffer.

(Perhaps you could work pro bono since the ring costs $2,159.99?)

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L's for love.

 

[Circe]

You know, I''ve enjoyed browsing this thread many a time, but never before have I been moved to comment - Sera, that is IMPRESSIVELY bad. Where did it COME from?

 

[sera]

Date: 12/6/2007 4:34:45 PM
Author: Circe
You know, I've enjoyed browsing this thread many a time, but never before have I been moved to comment - Sera, that is IMPRESSIVELY bad. Where did it COME from?

LOL... yeah, it's pretty bad. I found it on overstock.com. Not surprising that it is overstocked merchandise... but what I do find surprising is that it was stocked in the first place.

ETA: On the link, check out on the right side the " People who viewed
this also viewed:" column to find some more winners.

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L's for love.

 

[Circe]

Date: 12/6/2007 4:52:04 PM
what I do find surprising is that it was stocked in the first place.


ETA: On the link, check out on the right side the '' People who viewed

this also viewed:'' column to find some more winners.

Hee! While the bloody honeycomb up top is pretty special, what really impresses me is the OMC "H/VS2." I know older cuts can show more color, but I''m speaking as someone who''s wearing a J, here - that''s not warmth, that''s what I''d technically classify as a colored diamond!

At ... over a carat and a half ... for 5 grand. Hm. Tempting. I begin to see how Overstock.com could be addictive ....

 

[Jypsie]

Nimama - I just know there''s some lady or some guy out there thinking "OH MY GOD!

What a deal!" LOL

HollyS - Do they have a classification of "Damn that sucks!"

Sera - I think you nailed it on the head!

 

[Jypsie]

ROFL! The coral elephant ring looks like something my sister pulled out of one of those machines at Dave & Buster''s.... I almost want to give it a lick, there might be bubble gum inside!

 

[Ninama]

Date: 12/6/2007 5:45:41 PM
Author: Jypsie
Nimama - I just know there''s some lady or some guy out there thinking ''OH MY GOD!

What a deal!'' LOL

I know - and that carbonated marquise is over 4 carats... for only $15K.

" We have been commissioned to sell this gorgeous marquise diamond solitaire. The diamond is 16.20 mm long x 8.12 mm wide x 5.30 carat deep for an exact weight of 4.08 carat. The diamond is SI-3 clarity and J color. $15,000."

Here''s another yum yum from their site - a 1.02 oval J, I2 for $895...

 

[Ninama]

This place has some real bowsers.... but ever since I saw that double-wide Golconda marquise, I've had a fascination with fat marqs. If this one from that seller really is a J, VVS-1, I think I'd have fun resetting it. It's chubby enough not to need those pointy bumpers that most marqs have.

" 14K gold solitaire set with a marquise cut diamond, 11.4 mm long x 6.4 mm wide x 4.4 mm deep, 2.00 carat, VVS-1 clarity, J color, $16,500."

 

[Ninama]

"We have been consigned by a San Francisco estate to sell this very large and unusual emerald cut diamond solitaire. The diamond is 8.3 mm long x 7.5 mm wide x 6.3 mm deep and is exactly 3.53 carat. The diamond is imperfect, and a brilliant steel color. This is often called promotional quality. It is still a big bang for only $2,495!"

Promoting what... the Bethlehem Steel Company?

 

[sera]

Date: 12/6/2007 5:45:41 PM
Author: Jypsie
Sera - I think you nailed it on the head!

Hey! Don''t blame me for that lump on their head!

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L''s for love.

 

[milton333]

My very own pet alien head. I especially like the gold cap on the severed neck.

 

[tberube]

Date: 12/5/2007 6:28:41 PM
Author: Ninama

Date: 12/2/2007 6:50:50 PM

Author: Jypsie

Now here''s a real sparkler for everyone!! If you look at the picture, you''ll see it''s really an aquarium... see the little bubbles inside? hehe - that''s what it looks like to me anyway

This is from the same consignment/liquidator:


We have been consigned to sell this beautiful square cut diamond solitaire ring. The diamond is 6.0 mm x 5.6 mm x 3.5 mm deep and is exactly 1.03 carat. The diamond is I-1 clarity and J color. A bargain at only $795.

That looks like something I could cut...

 

[Rebemdee]

Date: 11/5/2007 1:01:35 PM
Author: sagewren

But I think this is worse..

It''s pretty bad!



Another flying critter.

Money flying out of your bank account?

Your price: $2,999.95
or 5 ValuePays: $599.99
Shipping & handling: $14.99
Retail value: $5,782.00
Only 6 available

It''s Dumbo!

 

[BriBee]

I guess if you REALLY LOVE shar-peis....?

 

[BriBee]

or lizards...