What do you call a woman with Midol?

[Bleed Burnt Orange]

hahaha. I laughed!!

 

[HollyS]

Call her really pissed off, since Midol doesn't work worth a crap.

You know what works? Being post-menopausal. I waited for it all my life and it is one thing that is truly all it is cracked up to be.

AGBF

Oh, to be post-menopausal instead of smack in the middle of the change! I can't wait!

 

[lbbaber]

What do you call a man with ex-lax? A happy crapper

See, I can make jokes too!

 

[manderz]

Or just get a Mirena IUD. I haven't had a period since I got mine. It's fan-FREAKING-tastic.

Ahem...I thought the joke was cute, but I like bad puns!

LOVE mine!!

 

[Amys Bling]

Haha I think it's funny.

 

[centralsquare]

What do you call a man with ex-lax? A happy crapper

See, I can make jokes too!

 

[Black Jade]

I like being in menopause too but only because I had three kids first (pain in the rear though they often are).
Don't even remember if I ever took Midol or not at this point, surprised that this seems significant enough to anyone to bother to make a joke. It's jsut all part of life so far as I'm concerned; it's how things are.

ETA: I just love being a girl and always did.
Of course now I'm not a girl, I'm a middle aged or old lady--lovin' that, too.
My mom always told me the best was yet to come--she loves being over 50 also. Actually, she's 80 years old this year and having a ball and tells me I should look forward to that, too.
But I knew that because of my grandmother and how happy SHE was with herself at all ages.

 

[Tuckins1]

Lol

Midol never worked for me....