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American Idol -- my dirty secret

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SERIOUSLY!!! Final 12 ... here we come. (Please God, It''s me Margaret: Don''t let Chicken Little through)
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ROFLLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Last night I was feeding the dog, putting groceries away, doing dishes and I let out a whimpering Ahhhhhh!!!
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Bf asks What's Wrong? I'm looking at the clock - it's 8:17pm. What day is today? He says It's Monday, what's wrong?
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Shhheeww. Nothing's wrong.
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American Idol is tomorrow
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He's like, you need help.
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LMAO!
Date: 3/7/2006 9:41:11 AM
Author: Starset Princess
Last night I was feeding the dog, putting groceries away, doing dishes and I let out a whimpering Ahhhhhh!!!
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Bf asks What''s Wrong? I''m looking at the clock - it''s 8:17pm. What day is today? He says It''s Monday, what''s wrong?
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Shhheeww. Nothing''s wrong.
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American Idol is tomorrow
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He''s like, you need help.
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I did this last week! I''m glad you admitted it though.. so I didn''t have to first!
 
haha you girls are silly....

i''ve got it marked on tivo, hopefully we don''t have a power outage.

i really hope kellie pulls her act together tonite, i don''t want to see her go yet!
 
I know I loved him too!!

I wonder when his CD is coming out...if ever!
 
I liked him a lot too! I was shocked when he withdrew! Good to hear that good things are happening for him.
 
Shows over - The girls impressed me

All worth watching

Kinnik is going home for sure, the rest? Up to America
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they done good...have to say that ayla didn't really wow me and what was up with those big clodhopper shoes? she's already the jolly green giant and she wears those? did you see how she towered over ryan? hehethat made me laugh. and kinnick made a mistake picking such a well known song by alicia keys who has a fabulous voice...though i thought she did an okay job of it. i thought melissa did pretty good even though if i recall they didnt like her performance?

my fave was mandisa, man that girl can blow, and katherine finally wowed me tonite...FINALLY she wasn't boring, i loved the song she chose. paris did an okay job, didnt pick a song that showcased her voice IMO and kellie did better than i expected and i hope she doesn't go home...i really love her unaffected sweet attitude and she's always so upbeat. oh and paris...girl that long minty dress over jeans what was that? the dress on it's own would have been tres cute but i had to do a double take when i saw she had jeans on under it.

we'll see the boyz tomorrow, that means my yummi little chris...
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I agree - Alecia Keys has such a beautiful and recognizable voice and I love that song. Perfect example of a performance where Kinnik better sing it better than or different than Alecia or it''s a waste. Okay so everyone, herself included, thought she was sharp half the song. That''s actually not the reason I didn''t like her.

Simon obviously wants America to vote Melissa off. I unfortuantely would have to go with Ayla - she seemed more robotic than ever.

Kellie''s a sexy little minx
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Oh, Simon, a little restraint please.
 
The girls performed a lot better than last week. Again last night I called every number and the only number that was busy all the time was #8 Kellie Pickler, which surprised me. She was good but not the best. #7 Mandisa was busy 90%. #5 Katharine and #3 Melissa are the only ones that I got busy signals for.

#1 Paris: Conga -- I don''t think anyone other than Gloria Estefan should ever sing this song. The outfit was terrible. Her voice didn''t sound that good. She had maybe 2lbs of makeup on. For me, it didn''t work!

#2 Lisa Tucker: Where I stand -- Don''t get me wrong this girl can sing. But what''s up with the starsearch classics? I find that every week her performance is very "child starsearch". You know the ones I''m talking about. They are 10 but they have these big voices and they sing songs no one has ever heard of. I like Lisa; but she is a little too Starseach for my taste.

#3 Melissa: What About Love -- What about love from the judges? Obviously Simon doesn''t want her to stay. But I think she did an okay job. That last note was just HORRENDOUS!!!!!!! She loses control over her voice so easily, unlike other contestants. If she stays, she needs a makeover STAT. That look last night! HORRENDOUS! I know she was going for rocker; yet, she managed to pull off hooker. Shoulder pads and ripped jeans. Her hair looked dirty an she had 5 lbs of makeup on. I was wearing my glasses last night and watching on HD. It wasn''t pretty.

#4 Kinnik - I Ain''t Got You -- Did this girl not watch Heather Cox get voted off last week for choosing a stylised singer? Did she not hear the judges rip her apart and say that if you are to pick someone like Alicia that you have to sing it better?! I guess not! Paula said she looked great. I disagreed. Bye Bye Kinnik.

#5 Katharine Mcphee: - Think -- So she''s not quitting the show and she''s not pregnant. I''m glad we got that cleared up. Now make way for "McFever". Could this girl be any MORE pimped. I just didn''t dig her little vignette. I got my "Constantine Maroulis" stare from the Boston Conservatory. I didn''t get it. Does she deserve the pimping? Yeah. She can really sing; but, I don''t want to be told who I should vote for. Prove it to me without the help of the show. She looked gorgeous tonight.

#6 Ayla: - Unwritten -- Meh. The whole look, the outfit, the shoes, the hair, the makeup didn''t work. Another thing that didn''t work. Her performance. Ayla can''t win this thing. If I have to chose someone to keep around that won''t win, I chose Melissa in her stead. Bye Bye Ayla.

#7 Mandisa - I''m Every Woman -- GIRL! Yes you are!!!!! Now this is a song by a stylised singer and Mandisa worked it!! Gosh it was AMAZING! Even the dog pound was bowing down to her. That performance was all kinds of wonderful! Mandisa! You''re my favorite.

#8 Kellie Pickler - I''m the Only One -- That was pretty good. Top three performances of the night for me. I think Simon is horny. Naughty little Mynx? Whatever. He likes Kellie better than Carrie. Whatever. She''s another of the pimped ones they wanna keep around. She did good this week though so she earned her place in my book. She''s gotta lose the "I''m a simple country girl for Abermarle and I try my hardest" routine. I see through it.

Now! Let''s hear it for the boys!!!
 
Date: 3/8/2006 8:45:31 AM
Author: fortheloveofdiamonds
She's gotta lose the 'I'm a simple country girl for Abermarle and I try my hardest' routine. I see through it.

Now! Let's hear it for the boys!!!
I keep saying this. I don't think it's a routine. Having relatives from Salisbury and Albermarle - their life can be that simple. There is no need to go beyond their surroundings. Hubby, whose family is from around there, loves it! He keeps calling her "his girl". She did come through last night. Little Minx
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Paris - fish out of water. Either she gains some of her own sophisitication or she goes. I agree. I think her Mom needs to stop picking her songs. I don't have a problem with Lisa. At least she seems to be her own.

Mandissa - GREAT!

Kinnek - why is she still here? Alya needs to go back to College & resume her Basketball career/scholarship. Mellisa was the next weakest link.

Maybe it's our time zone. I have yet to get through to AI. Though I did hear some button pushing this morning. Hubby is determined to vote for "his gal".
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Strange because he wanted to watch PBS last night.
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I think he's hooked.

I won't be able to watch the results show Thursday. We always go to the ACC tournament. Funny, it's held in the same place as the AI auditions that netted Kellie, Sucky Bucky, Paris & home of Chris. I NEED a blow by blow - don't have a VCR down there or Tivo or anything like it.

I agree. I girls did much better last night - but I'm still looking forward to the boys.
 
Ya know ... I kinda thought the night was Meh. If Mandisa hadn''t brought the house down all the way to Chinatown & Kellie hadn''t thought Simon called her a "mink" instead of a "minx", I coulda napped through this one.

Rank-style ...

#1- MANDISA, as if there''s a doubt. That was KRAZY, girl! I''m a bigger gal, like the ''Disa ... and I thought she looked amazing. I cringed a little through the "from the rear" shots, ''cause what bigger gal really looks her best at that "up the butt" angle. But - hey - Aretha Franklin was no Beyonce and she did alright!

#2- MCFEE-VER, sounded great, has etherial beauty & flawless pipes on her side. Really feel like they sent her to "Kelly Picker Perky Academy". Girl was giggling and hopping around like she won a third grade Easter Egg hunt. Doubtless she is more chill in her real persona. Not sure you can win being "chill" - didn''t work for Bo - but you can keep your self-respect and still have a recording career. McFee, dump the Fee-ver and just be yourself.

#3- MINXEE PICKER, I agree that American Idol has decided they want to keep that girl no matter what it takes. C''mon ... a DOG in her video? Who can resist? However, she probably doesn''t even need their help if she keeps singing like she CAN and HAS the last couple weeks. I kinda believe her hillbilly schtick. "Mink"? She stole my little heart.

#4- AYLA "STILTS" BROWN, Poor girl. High hairdo + 4 inch platforms + 6 foot frame =
weird gawky contestant in a Miss. Amazonian America pageant. Didn''t love her take on that song either, but Jesus did she try hard. I''ll give her that. She was more fun to watch than any of the Meh''s.

#5 - LISA "MENOPAUSE" TUCKER
#6 - PARIS "DOESN''T DESERVE A NICKNAME" ??
#7 - KINNIK ... kaput
#8 - MELLISA ... won''t miss ya

Man, I hope the guys are better!
 
AI was enjoyable last night.

The good.

Mandisa & Kellie Pickler. I thought they both sounded great.
Mandisa has got some pipes, and I thought she looked about 139% better in that outfit as opposed to her grandmama look from last week.

And I just thought that Kellie sounded very good and very confident in her vocals. Just thought it was really nice. Not to sound all drunken-Paula-like, but I thought she reall owned the song.

And of course, Katherine McPhee. I though she sounded fabulous. And she looked so much better tonight...and I did think it was funny that they addressed the preggo rumors...apparently we aren't the only ones that thought that was an ill-fitting top she wore last week.

1/3 of Melissa - First part of the song, I was digging it.

The bad.

Kinnik. Poor dear. If I can tell you're sharp, well, then you are really sharp. I ended up fastforwarding through most of the performance because I felt badly for her...

Paris. Sorry ya'll. She going here. Paris. Why oh WHY did you wear a dress over jeans? WHY? YOu are short, semi-squat little wee thing. You do not have the figure to pull that off. And WHY oh WHY did you sing a Gloria Estefan song?
If we learned anything from a few seasons back, when all the contestants had to sing Gloria, it ain't easy...so why?

2/3 of Melissa - The last note, the hair, the outfit...I think the fact that she went for rocker and ended up hooker (fortheloveofdiamonds) sums it up perfectly.

The Meh.
Little Lisa - Eh. Liked it alright...but didn't puffy heart it.

Ayla - you wearing heels is like me wearing a fat suit...just not necessary...got enough on your own. Her song didn't really impress me...I could barely hear her in the lower registers...so meh.


Save me Chris. Save me.
 
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Little Lisa - Eh. Liked it alright...but didn't puffy heart it.
puffy heart it! another lysser classic, IMO! hahaahhaa

BTW, I love reading all of your recaps every week! Best thread in Hangout for me so far!
 
Mandissa can sing. She carries herself like a Diva - in a good way. Ultimately, I wonder if her weight will be her downfall w/ our society obession w/ stars weight? I hope not - but they even faulted Kelly Clarkson for her weight
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We will see tonight if the guys just have been having good nights or are they all that and a bag of chips.
 
Okay, guys, quick question. What the heck does Meh stand for? Don''t heckle me for a short attention span, but I just can''t seem to find it anywhere.

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Meh (adjective) = of so little noteworthyness it should not even be mentioned.

Littlelysser used it earlier in the thread and it has caught on like WILDFIRE.

BTW: I completely agree with FTLOD''s prediction that Lysser''s latest: "puffy heart it" ... is another classic!
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Agreed on the recaps...I thoroughly enjoy reading them...it makes for a fun morning post ai.

And I can''t take credit for puffy heart...I got that off another website...but it makes me giggle.
 
I don''t think Mandisa''s weight will have an effect on her ability to win AI. Ruben Studard won and she has way more energy and intensity than she does. Where it "might" affect her, IMO, is after AI. Ruben didn''t do so well after winning.
 
Date: 3/8/2006 1:13:25 PM
Author: fortheloveofdiamonds
I don''t think Mandisa''s weight will have an effect on her ability to win AI. Ruben Studard won and she has way more energy and intensity than she does. Where it ''might'' affect her, IMO, is after AI. Ruben didn''t do so well after winning.
I sure hope not. Mandisa seems healthy. Ruben never did to me. I thought his weight prayed on his energy. I don''t see that''s the case with sassy Mandisa. It''s just those comments Simon made in the auditions. And, he seems so focused on appearance.
 
I don''t think Mandisa''s weight will hold her back, as we have seen in the past all types can end up winning! Those behind the back/butt shots, totally not flattering. But she sure can blow. And her exuberance is so infectious. Greg also said...''only someone who''s got some ''back'' can sing like that''...I said ''oh she''s sure got some back!''.
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I was dying with the whole Mink/Minx thing with Kellie...esp .when she was like ''I''m a mink!'' and Ryan is all "minx''...I totally believe it. It was just too spontaneous..I do think that her attitude is true and not affected, and I totally love her for it, she is just too cute, like a fluffy little blond happy puppy with a beautiful bark. I hope she sticks around.
 
Kellie and Mandisa were my favorites last night. I thought the ladies did well but overall it wasn''t until Mandisa that I felt blown away. Kennik and Melissa/Ayla are my guesses for being voted off. Ayla is good but so dang tall it''s distracting to watch her. She''s very pretty though and reminds me of Gabriella Reese (volleyball gal). Melissa is ok but I don''t think she''ll last long if she makes it to the top 12..

can''t wait for guys tonight
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Was anyone else cracking up at Ryan at the end of the night for impersonating Randy and his Dawg pound - that he hopes Simon may one day embrace Randy''s woof woof woof - "That would be heaven," Ryan says.
 
so i thought the boys did very well tonite...actually liked them better than the girls yet again!!

was anyone else amazed at how damn good sucky bucky sounded? i was shocked. i could just not look at him and it was almost like a song was playing on the radio. perfect song for his voice. but that LOOK...god boy comb that hair!

and chris, my love, did fabulous of course, the song was kind of boring for me but i didn't care, i just closed my eyes and listened to his dulcet tones, so yummy.

what was up with ace's funky ass falsetto?! my god that was just disturbing, i TOTALLY don't find that appealing in the least. plus anything that reminds me of michael jackson is just disturbing. what have his song choices been like so far? george michael father figure and now a falsetto michael jackson? i'm getting a weird vibe from ole ace.

elliott is actually looking cuter to me, am i going insane? first bucky sounded good and now elliott looks cuter. i think the planet is tilting on it's axis.

kevin, gosh...are you still here?!?!? i'm so tired of his lisp. will, boring boring boring, i dont care how many 11 year old japanese girls vote for him tonite.

gideon..meh....and at the risk of incurring some deco-wrath...taylor is soooo not appealing to me and what is up with that wind-up toy arm action...he looked like he was convulsing a few times....someone get some CPR quick!! but he did sound good. he's just really spastic.

hoping kevin and will are gone...but we'll see!
 
Mara, you did a great job summing up the field! I LOVED the guys show. I think Randy is right. It is a boys year this year. However, we will see how they do when they get mixed in with the girls. Only a few of the girls can give the boys a run for their money though.

Gedeon: When a man loves a woman -- He sang this song really good. He has a great voice. BUT he''s sooooooooo weird. That painting he did. Was he serious? At any moment I was expecting him to go "PSYCH", but he never did. He''s so weird. But his voice is liquid sugar. Not enough to win, but enough to stay around.

Chris: Broken -- Yeah! the song was boring as all heck! He did his thing though. He sounded great! He looked fiiiinne. I can''t wait to see what the stylists will do with him.

Kevin Covais -- Starry Starry Night -- I wish I had tivo''d it so I could fast forward through this. It was so boring and so high school play-ish. He was cute in the beginning but I''m over the lisp and twitchy face thing. He has a nice pleasant voice that is unmistakeable. He''s not on par though. I''m sorry Kevin. Grow some scruff and come back later!

Bucky - Wave on Wave -- Mara! You''re not hearing things. I thought Bucky worked it out!! I thought he sounded fabulous as well. The look is sooo sooo sooo wrong in sooo sooo sooo many ways. But his song was hot last night. Paula is right when she says that Bucky is unpretentious. I really get that vibe from him. He''s not hot, but he''s a really likeable guy. I also thought it was sweet when his brother came on the stage and hugged him and said you did good man! It was sweet and sincere. Bring on the stylists. And Bucky, let them do their magic.

Will Makar: How sweet it is -- That''s the problem. It was sickly sweet. He was channeling every bit of Justin Guarrini in this performance. It was terrible. Bye Bye Will.

Taylor Hicks: Taking it to the streets -- LOVED IT. I even liked his convulsing. Sure it is a little over the top but its not choreographed AT ALL (unlike Will Makar who probably rehearses those goofy faces in the mirror every night). Sure he doesn''t have a dancing bone in his body; but, he lets the music move him. That''s a true performer. I thought his performance was awesome.

Elliott Yamin: Heaven -- I didn''t think the song choice was "heaven" but it was a good performance. The guy can sing. Plain and simple! I think I prefer him in up tempo songs. Songs with a little groove in them. He has a soulful voice. I don''t know about him getting cuter Mara. But, he''s about to.

Ace Young: Some Michael Jackson Song -- I am SO over Ace. His cheesy a-la-Justin Timberlake style. His beanie. His blank stares. His creepy falsetto. His nasal voice. It didn''t even come close to moving me. He is in but there is no way he will surpass Taylor, Chris, Elliott or Mandisa.

Elimination tonight: Will Makar, Kevin Covais, Kinnik Sky and Ayla Brown.
 
I didn't get to see it!

My dad was visiting from out of town, and although we sort of watched it while he was here, it wasn't the same - I couldn't give it my full concentration, thus majory hindering my snarkability...you know how dads are, what with him wanting to talk about my life, my dogs, my fiance...WHATEVER.

Good news? I tivoed it...

Although I have to say based on my initial not really watching, I thought Ace did pretty well. And Chris was a little boring. Also, I totally love the song Starry Starry Night...but did not love weeeeee kevin singing it. Also, I was scared and squeeeeed out to see sucky bucky squared, aka rocky sucky bucky, I may have nightmares about that one.
 
great show last night!

I agree with you ladies on most of them, but, I gotta be honest, I can not stand Bucky!
I find him repulsive.....he is in desparate need of dental work....can they help him with that PLEASE! And of course, the hair.....I think his name alone gets on my nerves.......BUCKY? ANd to have a twin named ROCKY??? Gosh, what were his parents thinking???
His voice seems so raw, scratchy and hoarse....not nice IMHO.

Kevin and Will need to exit first though.....cute young boys, but not really there yet. agreed.

Ace creeped me out too last night.Ok, I can see hitting a falsetto note here or there, but to sing the whole middle of the song with it......yikes
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I too am starting to wonder about this guys "prefrence" with his strange song choices.......thinking of MJ freaks me out too!

I did miss Gedeon and Chris, but just watched the recap at the end......I do enjoy Chris, I cant decide on Gedeon....I think if I didnt have to look at him I'd be ok with that.

I thought that Taylor and Elliot did a nice job, I enjoy both of thier voices.....but I did have a huge laugh with Taylors "dance moves". I thought he looked alittle retarded.
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I predict that Will and either Kevin, or Bucky will be leaving.
 
Taylor - anyone remember that Billy Crystal line "Doing the white man overbite." - that''s him. VEry disappointing.

Don''t go dissing my homey Bucky. Sweet he has a twin - but scary resemblence. His look is his look. Take it or leave it. Funny, his dad looks very prep type Southern.

Will - bye bye.

I liked Gedeon''s painting. Good composition. Maybe I''m the one that is weird b/c I don''t think he is weird in a bad way at all.

Chicken little - still here?

Ace - still here? He''s the one I can''t stand.

Still feelin the love for Chris and Elliott. I''m not sure that Chris is more a lead singer than "Idol" performer. But, still feelin the love!

I thought the girls gave the guys a run for their money this time.
 
ok - so i was out of town for work and watched both shows last night. Quick recap:

Girls Rated list for me:
Mandisa - i thought she did great - not as awesomely awesome as the judges thought but still great
Katherine
Lisa (even though I couldn''t tell you what the song was?)
Kellie - she CLEARLY does not have the voice to win this competition -but she''ll stay for a while
Ayla - still robot but she was trying something new and I thought she worked it out in the middle
Paris - hated it
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gloria? and um Becky did the dress over the pants thing and got booted let''s hope that curse don''t follow you!

Going home - Kinnik and Melissa. The judges pushed SO hard for them to go home I don''t think they have a chance.


Boys Rate list for me:

Chris - of course he''s number one!!! boring song but it doesn''t matter. I told my bf - he could have come out and sang I''m a little teapot and he still would sail through to the next round
Elliot - this week''s performance wasn''t on par with the rest of his stuff but this kid can SING. I think his biggest problem is going to be living up to the great early start -- he will be getting lots of "you were doing so well in the early rounds what happened?" comments from the judges I think
Taylor - not a great performance. And i can''t stand to watch him. but he''s got his groupies and he really does look like he is having a blast - he won''t be going anywhere for a while.
Ace- you know. I actually didn''t mind the performance. I think it was way better than last week''s whatever song he sang. Creepy that it was MJ but he did a good job. Now he needs to get gritty and sing a real song so he isn''t relagated to the "pretty boy but can''t sing" slot
Gedeon - I hate him. I really do. But kid can sing. Not going to win - but he knows what songs his voice is suited for and I don''t think he''s going anywhere.
Will - I still like him. I know he would never win. I know he should be doing talent shows back home at high school. But I still like him

Kevin and Bucky will go home (hopefully). Kevin - I''ve said it before. He needs to grow up a bit. Maybe grow into that big head - figure out a better hair style and control his voice a bit better. He''s a baby so he could always come back for a later season.
Bucky - you and your crazy twin need to go back home. You both creep me out and I don''t really think you could sing anything other than exactly what you''ve been singing.
 
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