Cramps...

[twinstealth]

Ive been waiting for the FedEx man since 8 AM. I have had to poop since 9. It is now 11:06. Whiteflash and FedEx predicted delivery by Noon.

I have the distinct feeling that as soon as I sit down there will be a knock at the door. The pain is intensifying. I have to stay strong...

 

[Linda W]

LOL LOL LOL LOL. That is always the way.

Linda

 

[pyramid]

Any sign yet?

 

[twinstealth]

OHHH man... I called whiteflash to check in on it. There is no data on the thing since it left Houston! I just checked it out on FedEx.com... same story.

The contractions, however, are coming steady and strong at about 5 minutes apart... a lone bead of sweat trickles from my brow.

I need your support pricescope forum!

 

[curiopotter]

ohh my God, I have tears in my eyes from laughing soooo hard...

that is tooooo much!

 

[crown1]

tmi!

 

[Linda W]

Hurry and hit the bathroom. LOL LOL LOL

Linda

 

[surfgirl]

Never fear, we''re here to help...Can you tie a rope to the front door and run it all the way to the nearest bathroom? That way, when you hear the doorbell, you can pull open the door and yell "Throw it inside the house and then close the door!"???

 

[pyramid]

Just think of it this way, your sparklies are having a leisurely journey on their way to you. They can''t wait to meet you either

 

[pyramid]

It''s a pity that Leonid still has to create little people that jump out of the computer screen and say I''ll get the door for you, you relax.

 

[pricescope]

Date: 5/4/2007 1:21:04 PM
Author: Pyramid
It''s a pity that Leonid still has to create little people that jump out of the computer screen and say I''ll get the door for you, you relax.

haha Pyramid, i am not sure he wants this one to relax.

 

[Nicrez]

What would they be? Diamond gnomes? Is that how diamonds get bigger? Diamond gnomes switch them when you are good?

*note to self: leave cookies out for the PS diamond gnomes*

 

[decodelighted]

Just leave a note on the door saying -- "Dear FED EX MAN ..I''M HERE ... I''ll be right back! Don''t leave"

 

[Linda W]

LOL good one Deco.

Linda

 

[fabcrab]

HAHAHHA.. ok, you should probably go to the bathroom

 

[pyramid]

Diamond gnomes that must score under 2.75 on the HCA, with green hats.

 

[chiefneil]

Date: 5/4/2007 1:08:46 PM
Author: twinstealth
The contractions, however, are coming steady and strong at about 5 minutes apart... a lone bead of sweat trickles from my brow.

Whatever you do, don''t open the door, grab the package and take it with you to the potty. The temptation to open the package and check it out while sitting on the throne will be too strong. Before you know it, the next "plop" sound will bring instant constipation and reversal of your blood flow, leading to your head exploding, rather than the relief you''re seeking.

 

[chiefneil]

Date: 5/4/2007 12:11:02 PM
Author:twinstealth
Ive been waiting for the FedEx man since 8 AM. I have had to poop since 9. It is now 11:06. Whiteflash and FedEx predicted delivery by Noon.


I have the distinct feeling that as soon as I sit down there will be a knock at the door. The pain is intensifying. I have to stay strong...

Vandelay! Vandelay!

 

[Kaleigh]

This is hysterical!!!

 

[Linda W]

Tee Hee, have a neighbor come over and answer the door for you.

 

[Maisie]

Oh my goodness!!! Phone for help! There must be someone who will come and door watch for you while you go!!! I am sure whiteflash or Fedex don''t want the responsibility of a nasty accident on their hands!!

 

[chrono]

Any sign of the Fedex guy yet? How''s the tummy cramps? I hope you''ve already gone to the bathroom by now.

 

[FireGoddess]

I hope the fedex guy has come, or you have ''gone'' - either one.

 

[~*Alexis*~]

All I can say is..............

WOW....TMI..... but I feel your pain..but not that way....

 

[door knob solitaire]

Oh for goodness sake...

You must not know the modern day Indian Rain dance rules...

Listen up...if you want it to rain, wash your car.

If you want the phone to ring...go to the potty room...

If you want the Fed Ex man at the door...get undressed and ready for the shower.

The only way this is going to happen is IF YOU ARE PROACTIVE. Pacing the floor doesn''t work...watching a pot to boil doesnt'' work. Strip baby...strip!!

Amateur....

DKS

 

[twinstealth]

Ugggh. Well, my intestines feel better and I''m quite a bit lighter on my toes... that was one rock you all DONT want me to post pics of

Unfortunately, I feel alot worse right now... there has been no delivery of my diamond yet. Its closing in on 3PM and it was estimated to have arrived by noon! Ive been patient but I''m getting a bit distraught.

Ive talked Vera at Whiteflash, but it was scanned in at Houston yesterday so at this point there is nothing anyone can do... that was the only scan that came up-- and I''m in Iowa...

IDK... i was supposedly in class today, but stayed home all day waiting for delivery. That is only going to cover me to be here alone for 3 more minutes.

Talk about suspense...

 

[twinstealth]

*whips off silk boxers with the sparkly hearts, twilrs them around head, and throws them into the ceiling fan*

 

[twinstealth]

Date: 5/4/2007 3:56:18 PM
Author: door knob solitaire
Oh for goodness sake...

You must not know the modern day Indian Rain dance rules...

Listen up...if you want it to rain, wash your car.

If you want the phone to ring...go to the potty room...

If you want the Fed Ex man at the door...get undressed and ready for the shower.

The only way this is going to happen is IF YOU ARE PROACTIVE. Pacing the floor doesn''t work...watching a pot to boil doesnt'' work. Strip baby...strip!!

Amateur....

DKS

*whips off silk boxers with the sparkly hearts, twilrs them around head, and throws them into the ceiling fan*

 

[Kim N]

TMI, but this is hilarious!

I thought WF only shipped Hold for Pick-up at a FedEx station. Are you sure it''s supposed to be coming to your house?

 

[secondhandnews]

Date: 5/4/2007 4:20:13 PM
Author: Kim N
TMI, but this is hilarious!

I thought WF only shipped Hold for Pick-up at a FedEx station. Are you sure it''s supposed to be coming to your house?

That''s the way it worked for me. FedEx even left a message on my answering machine that I had a package waiting for pick-up. Like I wasn''t already on the road to their front door!

Call your local FedEx office!!!