Snarkalicious Idol Blog Part Deux 4.18

[littlelysser]

and she looks like she''s wearing a dolly parton wig.

Way too attempted smoldry for me. Shut up kellie.

She seems pitchy too.

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[decodelighted]

It's NIGHT OF THE FAKEY EARRINGS!!!!


ETA: Oh painful ... pitchy ... way TOO SLOW ... OUCH ... my ears are bleeding ... (and so are hers from those drooping giant Ice Cubes)

 

[Mandarine]

Kellie is painful.....did you guys see Simon putting his head down??

She started ok but it just got annoying....she looked like she just wanted it to be over!!

 

[Mandarine]

she looks like a disco ball with all that glitter on her body!

 

[Kaleigh]

Buh bye kellie!!!

 

[littlelysser]

in a very low voice - she was kind of cute admitting that she was bad -

and now mAce. He might be decent. And my dog might start talking!

 

[mrssalvo]

i must give her props for admiting it was bad and not arguing with the judges

 

[mrssalvo]

hehe, lysser..the great minds again

 

[decodelighted]

Date: 4/18/2006 8:44:31 PM
Author: littlelysser
in a very low voice - she was kind of cute admitting that she was bad -

I totally begrudgingly agree ... if there''s one thing to admire about Kellie it is her absolute honesty in this instance. I mean she opened with "I butchered it". If only she''d stop saying "Sorry" after every comment ...

"I wouldn''t put you through the torture!" CLASSIC. Likeable. (I wonder if she did nail it in rehersal -- doesn''t seem likely based on what we just heard)

 

[decodelighted]

Welcome "Ace: Your Tax Attorney"

 

[littlelysser]

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW his hair back is making my eyes bleed. I need a shower. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

he looks like a grosso banker lawyer skeez ball. (and I''m a lawyer...)

 

[mrssalvo]

Date: 4/18/2006 8:49:20 PM
Author: decodelighted
Welcome ''Ace: Your Tax Attorney''

...

 

[littlelysser]

Deco and Salvo...

We are clearly snark sisters.

 

[mrssalvo]

i Ace, will take you..._____ to be my wedded wife..

 

[littlelysser]

Honestly...I don''t even know how he sounded. He looked so weird, my ears closed.

 

[decodelighted]

Date: 4/18/2006 8:51:09 PM
Author: mrssalvo
i Ace, will take you PAULA ABDUL to be my wedded wife..

 

[littlelysser]

he kinda reminds me of Matthew Fox from Lost a bit.

I''m just not looking forward to McFeh. I don''t feel her at all.

 

[mrssalvo]

One of his better performances, if you can get past the creepyness..and I hate to say it, but he might not be the worst tonight

 

[decodelighted]

Date: 4/18/2006 8:50:29 PM
Author: littlelysser
Deco and Salvo...
We are clearly snark sisters.

It''s like we could be doing this TELEPATHICLY

 

[Mandarine]

hhahaha...I almost didn''t recognize him!....but I have to admit I thought he looked good

I thought he did ok....Not good enough to get my vote though

Still:

Chris
Taylor
Elliot

 

[mrssalvo]

Date: 4/18/2006 8:52:17 PM
Author: decodelighted

Date: 4/18/2006 8:51:09 PM

Author: mrssalvo

i Ace, will take you PAULA ABDUL to be my wedded wife..

too funny deco...I wish I thought of it

 

[littlelysser]

So far...Chris, Paris, Elliot, Taylor, (all four were very good, in my book)

Then mAce and finally, Pickler.

 

[littlelysser]

She looks lovely. I''ll give her that. She''s got some clear skin!

The song, honestly, isn''t totally doing it for me. Which surprises me...kind of like Chris not hitting it out of the park on Queen night.

 

[Mandarine]

She looked very very nice, very classy....

and of course someone else with the fake studs!!

We did great though!

 

[Mandarine]

I meant she did great...not "we"..

hehe, sorry!...

SHE did a great job!

 

[mrssalvo]

She is very beautiful..I thought she was great..not necessarily better than the others like Simon said, but she was singing in the McFeh Zone..

 

[Kaleigh]

I don't like her but have to say she did an amazing job!!! And she was beautiful tonight!!

 

[decodelighted]

Bottom three:

MACE
Paris
Elliott (sorry guys!)


Going home:

FINALLY -- MACE MACE MACE MACE (if there''s any justice in the world)

 

[Mandarine]

Watching the re-plays...and I loved Taylor''s performance!!!!!!!. He''s still no Chris (Chris is still my #1!)...but it''s a close call for me!

Getting my votes: Chris, Taylor, Elliot...and Katherin might (depends how much I feel like texting!)

Paris was annoying...and just weird...
Kellie, she''s nice...I like her...but she was just painful.
Mace...I think his ticket might be up this week!!!! See ya!

M~

 

[Kaleigh]

Anyone see Ellen today?? What Randy said was very interesting.....