The LIW Small Talk Thread

[winelover23]

Date: 2/23/2010 3:05:51 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 2/23/2010 3:04:38 PM
Author: winelover23

Date: 2/23/2010 2:58:56 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 2/23/2010 2:50:26 PM
Author: vc10um
Wino, I *puffy heart* you and your texting J.

I just verbally nailed a set of attorneys to the wall in a conversation. I''m a bit psyched over here and doing a happy dance in my chair.

TP...it''s so close! How exciting!

Thanks. I like hearing of attorney suffering!

The secretary next to me wont stop coughing. Its driving me insane.

Throw a brick at her head.

Fresh outta bricks.

Hole punch? Stapler? Copy machine? Chair? Violence IS the answer!

 

[Lauren8211]

Date: 2/23/2010 3:10:29 PM
Author: vc10um

Date: 2/23/2010 2:51:35 PM
Author: TooPatient

Date: 2/23/2010 2:50:26 PM
Author: vc10um
Wino, I *puffy heart* you and your texting J.

I just verbally nailed a set of attorneys to the wall in a conversation. I''m a bit psyched over here and doing a happy dance in my chair.

TP...it''s so close! How exciting!

What did you nail them with? (if you can share)

Plain, good ol'' fashioned logic.

We were discussing the merits of a case, so I can''t really share that, but I can tell you that I gave them my awesome reasoning, and they (2 attys on the other end of the phone) stuttered and then put me on hold so they could discuss what I just said, and then they came back and said, ''well, do you have any suggestions?''

I WIN!

YES!

They had a meeting on hold because they had no idea an attorney could be wrong. They thought maybe hell froze over.

 

[Lauren8211]

Date: 2/23/2010 3:10:49 PM
Author: winelover23

Date: 2/23/2010 3:05:51 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 2/23/2010 3:04:38 PM
Author: winelover23

Date: 2/23/2010 2:58:56 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 2/23/2010 2:50:26 PM
Author: vc10um
Wino, I *puffy heart* you and your texting J.

I just verbally nailed a set of attorneys to the wall in a conversation. I''m a bit psyched over here and doing a happy dance in my chair.

TP...it''s so close! How exciting!

Thanks. I like hearing of attorney suffering!

The secretary next to me wont stop coughing. Its driving me insane.

Throw a brick at her head.

Fresh outta bricks.

Hole punch? Stapler? Copy machine? Chair? Violence IS the answer!

Stapler works!

 

[vc10um]

Date: 2/23/2010 3:11:48 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 2/23/2010 3:10:49 PM
Author: winelover23

Date: 2/23/2010 3:05:51 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 2/23/2010 3:04:38 PM
Author: winelover23

Date: 2/23/2010 2:58:56 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 2/23/2010 2:50:26 PM
Author: vc10um
Wino, I *puffy heart* you and your texting J.

I just verbally nailed a set of attorneys to the wall in a conversation. I''m a bit psyched over here and doing a happy dance in my chair.

TP...it''s so close! How exciting!

Thanks. I like hearing of attorney suffering!

The secretary next to me wont stop coughing. Its driving me insane.

Throw a brick at her head.

Fresh outta bricks.

Hole punch? Stapler? Copy machine? Chair? Violence IS the answer!

Stapler works!

Oooo! Open it first! Maybe you can use it like a boomerang!!!

 

[Lauren8211]

Date: 2/23/2010 3:16:35 PM
Author: vc10um

Date: 2/23/2010 3:11:48 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 2/23/2010 3:10:49 PM
Author: winelover23

Date: 2/23/2010 3:05:51 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 2/23/2010 3:04:38 PM
Author: winelover23

Date: 2/23/2010 2:58:56 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 2/23/2010 2:50:26 PM
Author: vc10um
Wino, I *puffy heart* you and your texting J.

I just verbally nailed a set of attorneys to the wall in a conversation. I''m a bit psyched over here and doing a happy dance in my chair.

TP...it''s so close! How exciting!

Thanks. I like hearing of attorney suffering!

The secretary next to me wont stop coughing. Its driving me insane.

Throw a brick at her head.

Fresh outta bricks.

Hole punch? Stapler? Copy machine? Chair? Violence IS the answer!

Stapler works!

Oooo! Open it first! Maybe you can use it like a boomerang!!!

Bahahah!

She just got a cough drop!

 

[winelover23]

Date: 2/23/2010 3:16:35 PM
Author: vc10um

Date: 2/23/2010 3:11:48 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 2/23/2010 3:10:49 PM
Author: winelover23

Date: 2/23/2010 3:05:51 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 2/23/2010 3:04:38 PM
Author: winelover23

Date: 2/23/2010 2:58:56 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 2/23/2010 2:50:26 PM
Author: vc10um
Wino, I *puffy heart* you and your texting J.

I just verbally nailed a set of attorneys to the wall in a conversation. I''m a bit psyched over here and doing a happy dance in my chair.

TP...it''s so close! How exciting!

Thanks. I like hearing of attorney suffering!

The secretary next to me wont stop coughing. Its driving me insane.

Throw a brick at her head.

Fresh outta bricks.

Hole punch? Stapler? Copy machine? Chair? Violence IS the answer!

Stapler works!

Oooo! Open it first! Maybe you can use it like a boomerang!!!

Pure freaking genius VC. I used to throw rocks at people at work but I got in trouble so now I''m forced to use highlighters. They took my scissors away.

 

[vip0802]

wait, did someone mention Dexter?! LOVE IT!

me and BF watched it on Showtime religiously up until season 3. we happened to miss a few episodes and then couldn''t catch up after that. we did buy the 3rd season on DVD so now we''ve got to watch it and hopefully catch the 4th season on On Demand.

 

[TooPatient]

Date: 2/23/2010 3:10:29 PM
Author: vc10um

Date: 2/23/2010 2:51:35 PM
Author: TooPatient

Date: 2/23/2010 2:50:26 PM
Author: vc10um
Wino, I *puffy heart* you and your texting J.

I just verbally nailed a set of attorneys to the wall in a conversation. I''m a bit psyched over here and doing a happy dance in my chair.

TP...it''s so close! How exciting!

What did you nail them with? (if you can share)

Plain, good ol'' fashioned logic.

We were discussing the merits of a case, so I can''t really share that, but I can tell you that I gave them my awesome reasoning, and they (2 attys on the other end of the phone) stuttered and then put me on hold so they could discuss what I just said, and then they came back and said, ''well, do you have any suggestions?''

I WIN!

Way to go VC!

I love it.

 

[Lauren8211]

J just asked why March 6 is blocked out in his google calendar as "J MUST NOT BE HOME FROM 10-4!"

He found it.

That''s B Pic day. He''s upset I wont tell him.

 

[vc10um]

Date: 2/23/2010 3:22:11 PM
Author: elledizzy5
J just asked why March 6 is blocked out in his google calendar as ''J MUST NOT BE HOME FROM 10-4!''

He found it.

That''s B Pic day. He''s upset I wont tell him.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA.

Are you doing them in your own boudoir?

 

[TooPatient]

Has anyone seen the special toilet seats?

They have one at Chown Hardware and I''ve seen a demonstration (not with a person, just showing how it works) on a website.


It is heated, has LED lights (so you can see at night), has a bidet feature, and has a remote control to operate it. (so you don''t have to reach behind you to hit the buttons?).

B was on the phone to a friend in CA when I sent the friend a link. Very funny.
B''s suggestion was that you put the seat in the guest bathroom so that when a guest goes in you can wait for a little bit (enough time for them to sit down) and then hit the bidet button. -- Obviously the friend would have to have a sense of humor.

 

[Clairitek]

Date: 2/23/2010 3:25:14 PM
Author: vc10um

Date: 2/23/2010 3:22:11 PM
Author: elledizzy5
J just asked why March 6 is blocked out in his google calendar as ''J MUST NOT BE HOME FROM 10-4!''

He found it.

That''s B Pic day. He''s upset I wont tell him.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA.

Are you doing them in your own boudoir?

Just make sure to wash off all the make-up! When I came home from my b-pics I still had some smokey eye stuff on. I NEVER wear make up on a regular day. I think it totally blew it for me. I had forgotten eye make up remover though!

 

[Lauren8211]

Date: 2/23/2010 3:25:14 PM
Author: vc10um

Date: 2/23/2010 3:22:11 PM
Author: elledizzy5
J just asked why March 6 is blocked out in his google calendar as ''J MUST NOT BE HOME FROM 10-4!''

He found it.

That''s B Pic day. He''s upset I wont tell him.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA.

Are you doing them in your own boudoir?

yesss....!

 

[Lauren8211]

Date: 2/23/2010 3:27:04 PM
Author: Clairitek

Date: 2/23/2010 3:25:14 PM
Author: vc10um

Date: 2/23/2010 3:22:11 PM
Author: elledizzy5
J just asked why March 6 is blocked out in his google calendar as ''J MUST NOT BE HOME FROM 10-4!''

He found it.

That''s B Pic day. He''s upset I wont tell him.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA.

Are you doing them in your own boudoir?

Just make sure to wash off all the make-up! When I came home from my b-pics I still had some smokey eye stuff on. I NEVER wear make up on a regular day. I think it totally blew it for me. I had forgotten eye make up remover though!

Haha! Whoops! Good point. I''ll remember to remove excessive eye makeup.

 

[sunnyd]

Date: 2/23/2010 3:25:14 PM
Author: vc10um

Date: 2/23/2010 3:22:11 PM
Author: elledizzy5
J just asked why March 6 is blocked out in his google calendar as ''J MUST NOT BE HOME FROM 10-4!''

He found it.

That''s B Pic day. He''s upset I wont tell him.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA.

Are you doing them in your own boudoir?

OMG so close!

 

[vip0802]

Date: 2/23/2010 3:17:53 PM
Author: winelover23

Pure freaking genius VC. I used to throw rocks at people at work but I got in trouble so now I''m forced to use highlighters. They took my scissors away.

hahaha!

gotta go wipe the coffee that i spit out off my keyboard....

 

[vc10um]

C-tek, you always chime in with such valuable information!

Elle, since you''re doing them at home, just hope straight in the shower after Melissa leaves. That''ll get rid of any hair product you may have used as well.

 

[Lauren8211]

Date: 2/23/2010 3:33:58 PM
Author: vc10um
C-tek, you always chime in with such valuable information!

Elle, since you''re doing them at home, just hope straight in the shower after Melissa leaves. That''ll get rid of any hair product you may have used as well.

Yeah not a bad idea.

Maybe she can have a talk with Beverly while she''s here.

 

[sunnyd]

I think Bev should watch, so she knows it''s a normal, natural thing.

 

[vc10um]

Date: 2/23/2010 3:36:14 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 2/23/2010 3:33:58 PM
Author: vc10um
C-tek, you always chime in with such valuable information!

Elle, since you''re doing them at home, just hope straight in the shower after Melissa leaves. That''ll get rid of any hair product you may have used as well.

Yeah not a bad idea.

Maybe she can have a talk with Beverly while she''s here.

Couldn''t hurt, lol.

Maybe she can teach you some cool tricks while she''s at it.

 

[Clairitek]

Date: 2/23/2010 3:33:58 PM
Author: vc10um
C-tek, you always chime in with such valuable information!

Elle, since you''re doing them at home, just hope straight in the shower after Melissa leaves. That''ll get rid of any hair product you may have used as well.

I lurk. Lots.

I just don''t always take the time to log-in so I can post.

 

[Lauren8211]

Date: 2/23/2010 3:37:59 PM
Author: sunnyd
I think Bev should watch, so she knows it''s a normal, natural thing.

LOL!

bwahahahha!!!

 

[Lauren8211]

Date: 2/23/2010 3:39:22 PM
Author: Clairitek

Date: 2/23/2010 3:33:58 PM
Author: vc10um
C-tek, you always chime in with such valuable information!

Elle, since you''re doing them at home, just hope straight in the shower after Melissa leaves. That''ll get rid of any hair product you may have used as well.

I lurk. Lots.

I just don''t always take the time to log-in so I can post.

Creeper!

 

[Squirrly]

Date: 2/23/2010 3:39:29 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 2/23/2010 3:37:59 PM
Author: sunnyd
I think Bev should watch, so she knows it''s a normal, natural thing.

LOL!

bwahahahha!!!

oh my!

 

[Lauren8211]

Holy shiztastical voyage.

I''m at 9800 posts!

 

[sunnyd]

Chatterbox!

 

[Squirrly]

you''re getting close! i still haven''t broke 2,000. i''m jealous!

 

[vc10um]

Date: 2/23/2010 3:40:23 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 2/23/2010 3:39:22 PM
Author: Clairitek

Date: 2/23/2010 3:33:58 PM
Author: vc10um
C-tek, you always chime in with such valuable information!

Elle, since you''re doing them at home, just hope straight in the shower after Melissa leaves. That''ll get rid of any hair product you may have used as well.

I lurk. Lots.

I just don''t always take the time to log-in so I can post.

Creeper!

Oh, and C, since I know you''re out there today and you''ll appreciate it...last week, inappropriate-gym-attire chick showed up wearing usual sports bra and nike soccer shorts that had a joe boxer-style elastic waistband printed with "Just Do It."

It was all I could do to refrain from finally calling her out...I mean, her shorts were telling me to, after all!

 

[Lauren8211]

Date: 2/23/2010 3:46:23 PM
Author: vc10um

Date: 2/23/2010 3:40:23 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 2/23/2010 3:39:22 PM
Author: Clairitek

Date: 2/23/2010 3:33:58 PM
Author: vc10um
C-tek, you always chime in with such valuable information!

Elle, since you''re doing them at home, just hope straight in the shower after Melissa leaves. That''ll get rid of any hair product you may have used as well.

I lurk. Lots.

I just don''t always take the time to log-in so I can post.

Creeper!

Oh, and C, since I know you''re out there today and you''ll appreciate it...last week, inappropriate-gym-attire chick showed up wearing usual sports bra and nike soccer shorts that had a joe boxer-style elastic waistband printed with ''Just Do It.''

It was all I could do to refrain from finally calling her out...I mean, her shorts were telling me to, after all!

LOL.

 

[sunnyd]

Date: 2/23/2010 3:46:23 PM
Author: vc10um

Date: 2/23/2010 3:40:23 PM
Author: elledizzy5

Date: 2/23/2010 3:39:22 PM
Author: Clairitek

Date: 2/23/2010 3:33:58 PM
Author: vc10um
C-tek, you always chime in with such valuable information!

Elle, since you''re doing them at home, just hope straight in the shower after Melissa leaves. That''ll get rid of any hair product you may have used as well.

I lurk. Lots.

I just don''t always take the time to log-in so I can post.

Creeper!

Oh, and C, since I know you''re out there today and you''ll appreciate it...last week, inappropriate-gym-attire chick showed up wearing usual sports bra and nike soccer shorts that had a joe boxer-style elastic waistband printed with ''Just Do It.''

It was all I could do to refrain from finally calling her out...I mean, her shorts were telling me to, after all!

LOL! You should have! What a crazy snatch.