There''s a squirrel peeing on my doormat !

[Linda W]

oops, dumb me, was in a hurry to type, and I put them in the wrong box, ah ha ha ha ha

 

[Ellen]

Date: 9/13/2008 3:08:37 PM
Author: Irishgrrrl

Date: 9/13/2008 3:04:32 PM
Author: Ellen

Date: 9/13/2008 3:03:08 PM
Author: Irishgrrrl
LINDA!!! I was just thinking that maybe the Supa Grannies need to pay a visit to Ellen''s inappropriately urinating squirrel!!!

Oooh, yeah, and then we''ll have some tea! Or, drinks.

Um, yeah . . . I think I''ll be taking a pass on the tea! LOL!

Now see, I knew I liked you.

Linda, I''m assuming the squirrel won''t be around by then?

 

[Irishgrrrl]

Date: 9/13/2008 3:10:57 PM
Author: Linda W
oops, dumb me, was in a hurry to type, and I put them in the wrong box, ah ha ha ha ha

Oops!

Linda --->

<--- Emm

LOL!

 

[Irishgrrrl]

Date: 9/13/2008 3:14:33 PM
Author: Ellen

Date: 9/13/2008 3:08:37 PM
Author: Irishgrrrl

Date: 9/13/2008 3:04:32 PM
Author: Ellen

Date: 9/13/2008 3:03:08 PM
Author: Irishgrrrl
LINDA!!! I was just thinking that maybe the Supa Grannies need to pay a visit to Ellen's inappropriately urinating squirrel!!!

Oooh, yeah, and then we'll have some tea! Or, drinks.

Um, yeah . . . I think I'll be taking a pass on the tea! LOL!

Now see, I knew I liked you.

Linda, I'm assuming the squirrel won't be around by then?

Hee hee hee!!!

ETA: Yanno, I had no idea we had so many drunken emoties here on PS! What does that say about us?!?! LOL!

 

[Linda W]

Date: 9/13/2008 3:18:23 PM
Author: Irishgrrrl

Date: 9/13/2008 3:14:33 PM

Author: Ellen

Date: 9/13/2008 3:08:37 PM

Author: Irishgrrrl

Date: 9/13/2008 3:04:32 PM

Author: Ellen

Date: 9/13/2008 3:03:08 PM

Author: Irishgrrrl

LINDA!!! I was just thinking that maybe the Supa Grannies need to pay a visit to Ellen''s inappropriately urinating squirrel!!!

Oooh, yeah, and then we''ll have some tea! Or, drinks.

Um, yeah . . . I think I''ll be taking a pass on the tea! LOL!

Now see, I knew I liked you.

Linda, I''m assuming the squirrel won''t be around by then?

Hee hee hee!!!

ETA: Yanno, I had no idea we had so many drunken emoties here on PS! What does that say about us?!?! LOL!

IG, where did you get that pooping horse?? It cracks me up.

 

[Irishgrrrl]

Date: 9/13/2008 3:22:29 PM
Author: Linda W

Date: 9/13/2008 3:18:23 PM
Author: Irishgrrrl

Date: 9/13/2008 3:14:33 PM

Author: Ellen

Date: 9/13/2008 3:08:37 PM

Author: Irishgrrrl

Date: 9/13/2008 3:04:32 PM

Author: Ellen

Date: 9/13/2008 3:03:08 PM

Author: Irishgrrrl

LINDA!!! I was just thinking that maybe the Supa Grannies need to pay a visit to Ellen''s inappropriately urinating squirrel!!!

Oooh, yeah, and then we''ll have some tea! Or, drinks.

Um, yeah . . . I think I''ll be taking a pass on the tea! LOL!

Now see, I knew I liked you.

Linda, I''m assuming the squirrel won''t be around by then?

Hee hee hee!!!

ETA: Yanno, I had no idea we had so many drunken emoties here on PS! What does that say about us?!?! LOL!

IG, where did you get that pooping horse?? It cracks me up.

Hee hee! Linda, I pay $325 per month in board for that pooping horse! LOL!

Seriously, he came from Skippy''s AWESOME emoticon page. Here''s a whole herd of him:

I think I shall name him "Elmer"!

 

[Linda W]

ha ha ha, I looked and didn''t see the pooping horse there. hummmmmmmmm, maybe I didn''t look close enough.

 

[Irishgrrrl]

Date: 9/13/2008 3:29:05 PM
Author: Linda W
ha ha ha, I looked and didn''t see the pooping horse there. hummmmmmmmm, maybe I didn''t look close enough.

Tenth row from the top, right below this one (which I love and am currently looking for an excuse to use):

 

[VRBeauty]

Well, I looked and looked and looked and could not find a smiley-giving-an-award emoticon, because that's what this thread deserves ....

The PS award for best situation comedy goes to Ellen, for Squirrels [not] in Trees!

 

[Linda W]

Oh for Pete''s sake, it WAS right in front of my face poop and all, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Thank you,

 

[Linda W]

I love this one. This is what I usually do, when I read most things from Dancing Fire.

 

[Gypsy]

Okay this is a seriously funny thread. Ellen I''m still hoping for a pic of squirrel squating on mat. You have the best sense of humor Ellen, and a great attitude about life. I really admire you for it!

ILC--- Um. No. That wouldn''t be funny in any room of the house. We had a bat in our house once, can came down the chimney. Hally chased it until it got tired and escaped out the window we had open.

 

[HollyS]

Date: 9/13/2008 3:31:52 PM
Author: Irishgrrrl

Date: 9/13/2008 3:29:05 PM
Author: Linda W
ha ha ha, I looked and didn''t see the pooping horse there. hummmmmmmmm, maybe I didn''t look close enough.

Tenth row from the top, right below this one (which I love and am currently looking for an excuse to use):

Bwahahahahaha! Now that''s my kind of smart-butt ''emotie''!

Did ya''ll notice that at some point these conversations get steered toward the booze?

Think I''ll go pour myself a glass of wine.

 

[Irishgrrrl]

Date: 9/13/2008 3:39:04 PM
Author: Linda W
I love this one. This is what I usually do, when I read most things from Dancing Fire.

Hee hee hee! Linda, I had never seen that one before, but I love it! I''m gonna have to start using it!!!

Mini, you''re right! I don''t think we have an award emotie, so lets give Ellen something she probably really needs:

Since she probably peed hers reading this thread! LOL!

 

[Irishgrrrl]

Date: 9/13/2008 4:22:17 PM
Author: HollyS

Date: 9/13/2008 3:31:52 PM
Author: Irishgrrrl

Date: 9/13/2008 3:29:05 PM
Author: Linda W
ha ha ha, I looked and didn''t see the pooping horse there. hummmmmmmmm, maybe I didn''t look close enough.

Tenth row from the top, right below this one (which I love and am currently looking for an excuse to use):

Bwahahahahaha! Now that''s my kind of smart-butt ''emotie''!

Did ya''ll notice that at some point these conversations get steered toward the booze?

Think I''ll go pour myself a glass of wine.

Holly, isn''t that one awesome?!?! And I hear ya about the booze . . . it does usually become a topic of conversation around here. I guess that''s why we have so many drunken emoties!!! LOL!

 

[Maisie]

I think you should arrange a face to face meeting with the squirrel. Arrange to meet in a neutral place. Offer him your terms.

1. He should immediately and without reserve withdraw himself and his bladder from your doorstep.

2. He should rally a group of his fellow squirrels and come over to clean said doorstep.

3. At no time in the future should he look at, approach or indeed attempt to step onto said doorstep. If he does he accepts the consequences outlined in #4.

4. ANY attempt of Mr Squirrel to wee, poo or flatulate on said doorstep will result in immediate and perilous consequences... including (but not restricted to) smacking, slapping, bopping, kicking, chasing and general arm waving and gnashing of teeth.

5. In return for the cooperation of Mr Squirrel, Ms Ellen will agree to provide nuts on a regular basis. She shall offer table scraps, chocolate, magazines, country outings and cigars. He will have full and un-restricted access to the car or any other such vehicle that he should choose. Ms Ellen must act as chauffeur to him and he is allowed to hang out of the windows and wolf whistle to attractive female squirrels.

If he accepts these terms you should both sign an agreement with an attorny present.

There you go, problem solved. I really don't understand why you didn't think of this to begin with!

 

[LostSapphire]

Date: 9/13/2008 4:54:07 PM
Author: Maisie
I think you should arrange a face to face meeting with the squirrel. Arrange to meet in a neutral place. Offer him your terms.

1. He should immediately and without reserve withdraw himself and his bladder from your doorstep.

2. He should rally a group of his fellow squirrels and come over to clean said doorstep.

3. At no time in the future should he look at, approach or indeed attempt to step onto said doorstep. If he does he accepts the consequences outlined in #4.

4. ANY attempt of Mr Squirrel to wee, poo or flatulate on said doorstep will result in immediate and perilous consequences... including (but not restricted to) smacking, slapping, bopping, kicking, chasing and general arm waving and gnashing of teeth.

5. In return for the cooperation of Mr Squirrel, Ms Ellen will agree to provide nuts on a regular basis. She shall offer table scraps, chocolate, magazines, country outings and cigars. He will have full and un-restricted access to the car or any other such vehicle that he should choose. Ms Ellen must act as chauffeur to him and he is allowed to hang out of the windows and wolf whistle to attractive female squirrels.

If he accepts these terms you should both sign an agreement with an attorny present.

There you go, problem solved. I really don''t understand why you didn''t think of this to begin with!

If she does #5, she''sl gonna get a LOT more of #4 (subection "poo").

I believe this agreement needs a revision to allow for the aforesaid contingencies....

LS

p.s I''m still looking for a pic of a squirrell peeing

 

[Skippy123]

Date: 9/13/2008 9:21:54 AM
Author: Ellen

Date: 9/13/2008 9:04:57 AM
Author: thing2of2
That''s hilarious! I have never heard of a squirrel doing something like that! Strange. No helpful hints here, though...good luck!

Really? And here I thought I''d get a ton of suggestions.

LOL, girlies!

 

[Maisie]

Lol! Well just be careful ... they can get a bit scary!!

 

[Skippy123]

Date: 9/13/2008 3:08:37 PM
Author: Irishgrrrl

Date: 9/13/2008 3:04:32 PM
Author: Ellen

Date: 9/13/2008 3:03:08 PM
Author: Irishgrrrl
LINDA!!! I was just thinking that maybe the Supa Grannies need to pay a visit to Ellen''s inappropriately urinating squirrel!!!

Oooh, yeah, and then we''ll have some tea! Or, drinks.

Um, yeah . . . I think I''ll be taking a pass on the tea! LOL!

I want in on the drinks, one of each! hahaha

please!

Lol, Maisie at that picture!

 

[LostSapphire]

Here he is after Ellen catches him in the act

LS

 

[joflier]

Date: 9/13/2008 1:50:56 PM
Author: Ellen

I got to thinking. We used to have 4 huge Oak trees, now we''re down to two due to lightening. Maybe he''s just pissed.

This whole thread is really frickin'' hilarious. And maybe its just the word nerd in me, but your pun made me laugh til I got the hiccups!

I think what you need to do is to pee on the doormat so you can mark your territory, and the human scent will keep him away!

 

[coatimundi_org]

Date: 9/13/2008 1:20:29 PM
Author: Lorelei

Date: 9/13/2008 1:08:13 PM

Author: iluvcarats

Date: 9/13/2008 1:07:16 PM

Author: Lorelei

OMG ILC!! So cute!!!

.....but not in your bedroom...

LOL - maybe not!


Coaties, I hope Fatty presents himself once he realizes his delicious almonds await him!

The nuts are gone! Fatty ate the nuts and took off. Typical...typical...

I WILL get a photo of him--I MUST!

 

[Linda W]

Date: 9/13/2008 6:28:33 PM
Author: Maisie
Lol! Well just be careful ... they can get a bit scary!!

OMG Maisie, this is hilarious !!!!!

 

[Irishgrrrl]

Date: 9/13/2008 7:39:53 PM
Author: coatimundi

Date: 9/13/2008 1:20:29 PM
Author: Lorelei

Date: 9/13/2008 1:08:13 PM

Author: iluvcarats

Date: 9/13/2008 1:07:16 PM

Author: Lorelei

OMG ILC!! So cute!!!

.....but not in your bedroom...

LOL - maybe not!


Coaties, I hope Fatty presents himself once he realizes his delicious almonds await him!

The nuts are gone! Fatty ate the nuts and took off. Typical...typical...

I WILL get a photo of him--I MUST!

LOL! Coatie, you should send the thieving bunny after him!!!

 

[VRBeauty]

Date: 9/13/2008 7:33:49 PM
Author: joflier

This whole thread is really frickin'' hilarious. And maybe its just the word nerd in me, but your pun made me laugh til I got the hiccups!

I think what you need to do is to pee on the doormat so you can mark your territory, and the human scent will keep him away!

That just might work!

And I think this is one time we could do without pictures!

 

[Diamond*Dana]

Date: 9/13/2008 7:02:16 PM
Author: LostSapphire
Here he is after Ellen catches him in the act

LS

And he needs to be sent to the klink!

 

[Linda W]

DD, this is toooooooooooooooooooo funnny,

 

[Kaleigh]

Date: 9/13/2008 10:33:12 PM
Author: Diamond*Dana

Date: 9/13/2008 7:02:16 PM
Author: LostSapphire
Here he is after Ellen catches him in the act

LS

And he needs to be sent to the klink!

OMG this is too funny, Ellen I am sorry sweets. I hope your squirrel scrams soon. But am dying laughing at this thread, too funny for words. The squirrels where I live, look at me and laugh when I yell at them. Almost to say, haha, what are you going to do about it.

That drives me nuts!!!!!

 

[arjunajane]

Ellen, just be greatful he doesn''t look like this!!
(sorry, couldn''t help myself..)