There''s a squirrel peeing on my doormat !

[miraclesrule]

OMG, funniest thread. I love the emoticons in the original post. And the "you didn''t tell me because...."

Well, at least it isn''t a skunk.

 

[Ellen]

Date: 9/16/2008 2:59:13 AM
Author: miraclesrule
OMG, funniest thread. I love the emoticons in the original post. And the ''you didn''t tell me because....''

Well, at least it isn''t a skunk.

Good point!

 

[LostSapphire]

Ellen:

Yanno, in the "wild kingdom" most animals mark their territory with urine. Usually the males....

Have you asked Mr. Ellen if he''d just go and pee on the darn doormat and put an end to your misery?

LS

 

[Ellen]

Date: 9/16/2008 11:52:51 AM
Author: LostSapphire
Ellen:

Yanno, in the ''wild kingdom'' most animals mark their territory with urine. Usually the males....

Have you asked Mr. Ellen if he''d just go and pee on the darn doormat and put an end to your misery?

LS

 

[LostSapphire]

Date: 9/16/2008 12:40:34 PM
Author: Ellen

Date: 9/16/2008 11:52:51 AM
Author: LostSapphire
Ellen:

Yanno, in the ''wild kingdom'' most animals mark their territory with urine. Usually the males....

Have you asked Mr. Ellen if he''d just go and pee on the darn doormat and put an end to your misery?

LS

I would NEVER admit this in person, but here goes: We live in the country. There are foxes in the ravine behind the house. I have asked Mr. LS to pee along the fence line to keep them out (apparently ''little dog'' pee doesn''t work on foxes/coyotes). IT WORKS SO NOBODY BETTER LAUGH!!!!!

LS

 

[Linda W]

Date: 9/16/2008 1:18:48 PM
Author: LostSapphire

Date: 9/16/2008 12:40:34 PM

Author: Ellen

Date: 9/16/2008 11:52:51 AM

Author: LostSapphire

Ellen:


Yanno, in the ''wild kingdom'' most animals mark their territory with urine. Usually the males....


Have you asked Mr. Ellen if he''d just go and pee on the darn doormat and put an end to your misery?

LS

I would NEVER admit this in person, but here goes: We live in the country. There are foxes in the ravine behind the house. I have asked Mr. LS to pee along the fence line to keep them out (apparently ''little dog'' pee doesn''t work on foxes/coyotes). IT WORKS SO NOBODY BETTER LAUGH!!!!!


LS

OK, I won''t but...........

 

[LostSapphire]

LINDA: YOU SAID YOU WOULDN''T LAUGH.

STOP PICKING ON ME!

LS

 

[Ellen]

Date: 9/16/2008 1:18:48 PM
Author: LostSapphire

I would NEVER admit this in person, but here goes: We live in the country. There are foxes in the ravine behind the house. I have asked Mr. LS to pee along the fence line to keep them out (apparently ''little dog'' pee doesn''t work on foxes/coyotes). IT WORKS SO NOBODY BETTER LAUGH!!!!!

LS

 

[Irishgrrrl]

Date: 9/16/2008 1:18:48 PM
Author: LostSapphire

Date: 9/16/2008 12:40:34 PM
Author: Ellen

Date: 9/16/2008 11:52:51 AM
Author: LostSapphire
Ellen:

Yanno, in the ''wild kingdom'' most animals mark their territory with urine. Usually the males....

Have you asked Mr. Ellen if he''d just go and pee on the darn doormat and put an end to your misery?

LS

I would NEVER admit this in person, but here goes: We live in the country. There are foxes in the ravine behind the house. I have asked Mr. LS to pee along the fence line to keep them out (apparently ''little dog'' pee doesn''t work on foxes/coyotes). IT WORKS SO NOBODY BETTER LAUGH!!!!!

LS

must . . . not . . . laugh . . . OH, THE HELL WITH IT!!!! BWAAAAAHAAAHAAHAAAHAAHAA!!!

LS, whatever works, honey!!!

 

[Lorelei]

Date: 9/16/2008 1:18:48 PM
Author: LostSapphire

Date: 9/16/2008 12:40:34 PM
Author: Ellen

I would NEVER admit this in person, but here goes: We live in the country. There are foxes in the ravine behind the house. I have asked Mr. LS to pee along the fence line to keep them out (apparently 'little dog' pee doesn't work on foxes/coyotes). IT WORKS SO NOBODY BETTER LAUGH!!!!!

LS

 

[LostSapphire]

...sorry Ellen, didn''t mean to "peejack" your thread with my comments about our fenceline!

LS

 

[Ellen]

Date: 9/17/2008 6:34:51 AM
Author: LostSapphire
...sorry Ellen, didn''t mean to ''peejack'' your thread with my comments about our fenceline!

LS

Oh heavens, no need to apologize.



I


actually


found


it

hilarious.

Sorry, I couldn''t hold that in anymore.

*wondering if I can get hubby to pee on the front stoop*

 

[girlie-girl]

Date: 9/17/2008 8:19:32 AM
Author: Ellen
*wondering if I can get hubby to pee on the front stoop*

I can see the look on his face now as he thinks, 'woman have you lost your mind?' and then him sneaking off to fulfill said request.

 

[Linda W]

Date: 9/17/2008 6:34:51 AM
Author: LostSapphire
...sorry Ellen, didn''t mean to ''peejack'' your thread with my comments about our fenceline!


LS

"peejack"???

 

[Miranda]

Date: 9/16/2008 1:18:48 PM
Author: LostSapphire

Date: 9/16/2008 12:40:34 PM
Author: Ellen

Date: 9/16/2008 11:52:51 AM
Author: LostSapphire
Ellen:

Yanno, in the ''wild kingdom'' most animals mark their territory with urine. Usually the males....

Have you asked Mr. Ellen if he''d just go and pee on the darn doormat and put an end to your misery?

LS

I would NEVER admit this in person, but here goes: We live in the country. There are foxes in the ravine behind the house. I have asked Mr. LS to pee along the fence line to keep them out (apparently ''little dog'' pee doesn''t work on foxes/coyotes). IT WORKS SO NOBODY BETTER LAUGH!!!!!

LS

To continue the peejack...

Hmmmmmm...You are giving me ideas. While we don''t live in the country our house backs up to a nature preserve and coyotes roam the streets in the night and early morn. I think I''ll ask DH to go pee around the perimeter of our yard...Heck and maybe even the neighbor''s just to keep them safe.

Could you just see it. A man peeing all around the neighborhood in the midst of yuppie suburbia where the homes are 15 feet apart!!!!

 

[Ellen]

Date: 9/17/2008 11:01:14 AM
Author: girlie-girl

Date: 9/17/2008 8:19:32 AM
Author: Ellen
*wondering if I can get hubby to pee on the front stoop*

I can see the look on his face now as he thinks, ''woman have you lost your mind?'' and then him sneaking off to fulfill said request.

Oh he would never think that. He knows I have.

Miranda, lmao. It might catch on...I can hear it now.

*phone rings*

Hello.

Bob, this is Jim, wanna go mark our territory?

Sure, meet me out front.

Hey, Phil''s on vaca, he asked if we could spray his yard while we''re at it.

No prob.

See ya.

Later.

*click*

 

[Linda W]

Date: 9/17/2008 12:15:25 PM
Author: Miranda

Date: 9/16/2008 1:18:48 PM

Author: LostSapphire

Date: 9/16/2008 12:40:34 PM

Author: Ellen

Date: 9/16/2008 11:52:51 AM

Author: LostSapphire

Ellen:


Yanno, in the ''wild kingdom'' most animals mark their territory with urine. Usually the males....


Have you asked Mr. Ellen if he''d just go and pee on the darn doormat and put an end to your misery?

LS

I would NEVER admit this in person, but here goes: We live in the country. There are foxes in the ravine behind the house. I have asked Mr. LS to pee along the fence line to keep them out (apparently ''little dog'' pee doesn''t work on foxes/coyotes). IT WORKS SO NOBODY BETTER LAUGH!!!!!


LS

To continue the peejack...


Hmmmmmm...You are giving me ideas. While we don''t live in the country our house backs up to a nature preserve and coyotes roam the streets in the night and early morn. I think I''ll ask DH to go pee around the perimeter of our yard...Heck and maybe even the neighbor''s just to keep them safe.

Could you just see it. A man peeing all around the neighborhood in the midst of yuppie suburbia where the homes are 15 feet apart!!!!

Miranda!!! You just made me do this

 

[Miranda]

Date: 9/17/2008 12:37:54 PM
Author: Linda W

Date: 9/17/2008 12:15:25 PM
Author: Miranda

Date: 9/16/2008 1:18:48 PM

Author: LostSapphire

Date: 9/16/2008 12:40:34 PM

Author: Ellen

Date: 9/16/2008 11:52:51 AM

Author: LostSapphire

Ellen:


Yanno, in the ''wild kingdom'' most animals mark their territory with urine. Usually the males....


Have you asked Mr. Ellen if he''d just go and pee on the darn doormat and put an end to your misery?

LS

I would NEVER admit this in person, but here goes: We live in the country. There are foxes in the ravine behind the house. I have asked Mr. LS to pee along the fence line to keep them out (apparently ''little dog'' pee doesn''t work on foxes/coyotes). IT WORKS SO NOBODY BETTER LAUGH!!!!!


LS

To continue the peejack...


Hmmmmmm...You are giving me ideas. While we don''t live in the country our house backs up to a nature preserve and coyotes roam the streets in the night and early morn. I think I''ll ask DH to go pee around the perimeter of our yard...Heck and maybe even the neighbor''s just to keep them safe.

Could you just see it. A man peeing all around the neighborhood in the midst of yuppie suburbia where the homes are 15 feet apart!!!!

Miranda!!! You just made me do this

Hee hee! So sorry!!!! I hope your screen is ok!!!

LS - I hope you don''t think I was making fun of you. I really think your solution is ingenuity at its finest!

 

[LostSapphire]

Date: 9/17/2008 12:36:05 PM
Author: Ellen

Date: 9/17/2008 11:01:14 AM
Author: girlie-girl

Date: 9/17/2008 8:19:32 AM
Author: Ellen
*wondering if I can get hubby to pee on the front stoop*

I can see the look on his face now as he thinks, ''woman have you lost your mind?'' and then him sneaking off to fulfill said request.

Oh he would never think that. He knows I have.

Miranda, lmao. It might catch on...I can hear it now.

*phone rings*

Hello.

Bob, this is Jim, wanna go mark our territory?

Sure, meet me out front.

Hey, Phil''s on vaca, he asked if we could spray his yard while we''re at it.

No prob.

See ya.

Later.

*click*

OMG I think I just peed MY PANTS!

LS

 

[Linda W]

Hey Ellen, has the little rascal been back yet??????



Linda

 

[Ellen]

Date: 9/17/2008 12:44:20 PM
Author: LostSapphire

Date: 9/17/2008 12:36:05 PM
Author: Ellen

Oh he would never think that. He knows I have.

Miranda, lmao. It might catch on...I can hear it now.

*phone rings*

Hello.

Bob, this is Jim, wanna go mark our territory?

Sure, meet me out front.

Hey, Phil''s on vaca, he asked if we could spray his yard while we''re at it.

No prob.

See ya.

Later.

*click*

OMG I think I just peed MY PANTS!

LS

sorry

 

[Ellen]

Date: 9/17/2008 12:47:51 PM
Author: Linda W
Hey Ellen, has the little rascal been back yet??????



Linda

I can''t tell, but I''ve not been checking too frequently. Getting ready to leave town, so more pressing issues.

 

[LostSapphire]

For those of you mocking me (tee hee I can take a joke). It WORKS! When you have coyotes and foxes close by you''ll do just about anything....as you can tell by my posts.

Just so ya know..... Mr. LS does his *marking* late at night. And we have NO neighbours....only wildlife.

He and the little doggies go out. Mr. LS pees, then the 2 male pups pee along behind him...all along the fence for about 300 ft.

Ellen: on a practical note: this doesn''t need "doing" (or should I say, peeing) every night! About once a month tops.

Boys will be Boys!

LS

 

[Linda W]

Date: 9/17/2008 12:56:03 PM
Author: LostSapphire
For those of you mocking me (tee hee I can take a joke). It WORKS! When you have coyotes and foxes close by you''ll do just about anything....as you can tell by my posts.


Just so ya know..... Mr. LS does his *marking* late at night. And we have NO neighbours....only wildlife.


He and the little doggies go out. Mr. LS pees, then the 2 male pups pee along behind him...all along the fence for about 300 ft.


Ellen: on a practical note: this doesn''t need ''doing'' (or should I say, peeing) every night! About once a month tops.


Boys will be Boys!


LS

OMG, now I am really laughing. The doggies follow behind him, peeing too. This is hysterical LS

 

[Linda W]

Date: 9/17/2008 12:55:15 PM
Author: Ellen

Date: 9/17/2008 12:47:51 PM

Author: Linda W

Hey Ellen, has the little rascal been back yet??????




Linda

I can''t tell, but I''ve not been checking too frequently. Getting ready to leave town, so more pressing issues.

Ellen, I hope you and your DH had a wonderful and relaxing trip!!!!!

 

[Ellen]

Date: 9/17/2008 12:56:03 PM
Author: LostSapphire
For those of you mocking me (tee hee I can take a joke). It WORKS! When you have coyotes and foxes close by you''ll do just about anything....as you can tell by my posts.

Just so ya know..... Mr. LS does his *marking* late at night. And we have NO neighbours....only wildlife.

He and the little doggies go out. Mr. LS pees, then the 2 male pups pee along behind him...all along the fence for about 300 ft.

Ellen: on a practical note: this doesn''t need ''doing'' (or should I say, peeing) every night! About once a month tops.

Boys will be Boys!

LS

This post is worthless without pics.

Seriously, we''re all laughing with you, not at you, or rather at Mr. LS.

And yes, if I had those critters running around MY house, I''d do it too! At night of couse.

 

[LostSapphire]

Date: 9/17/2008 1:05:45 PM
Author: Ellen

Date: 9/17/2008 12:56:03 PM
Author: LostSapphire
For those of you mocking me (tee hee I can take a joke). It WORKS! When you have coyotes and foxes close by you''ll do just about anything....as you can tell by my posts.

Just so ya know..... Mr. LS does his *marking* late at night. And we have NO neighbours....only wildlife.

He and the little doggies go out. Mr. LS pees, then the 2 male pups pee along behind him...all along the fence for about 300 ft.

Ellen: on a practical note: this doesn''t need ''doing'' (or should I say, peeing) every night! About once a month tops.

Boys will be Boys!

LS

This post is worthless without pics.

Seriously, we''re all laughing with you, not at you, or rather at Mr. LS.

And yes, if I had those critters running around MY house, I''d do it too! At night of couse.

HOW CAN I GET PICS OF A MAN PEEING IN THE DARK FOLLOWED BY TWO TWELVE POUND DOGGIES?

I think it''s hysterical too...but then again, how many "manly men" are there out there that would do this to keep the critters away????

*sigh* what a guy!

LS

 

[Irishgrrrl]

Date: 9/17/2008 1:02:46 PM
Author: Linda W

Date: 9/17/2008 12:56:03 PM
Author: LostSapphire
For those of you mocking me (tee hee I can take a joke). It WORKS! When you have coyotes and foxes close by you''ll do just about anything....as you can tell by my posts.


Just so ya know..... Mr. LS does his *marking* late at night. And we have NO neighbours....only wildlife.


He and the little doggies go out. Mr. LS pees, then the 2 male pups pee along behind him...all along the fence for about 300 ft.


Ellen: on a practical note: this doesn''t need ''doing'' (or should I say, peeing) every night! About once a month tops.


Boys will be Boys!


LS

OMG, now I am really laughing. The doggies follow behind him, peeing too. This is hysterical LS

OMG, LS! You have a whole "Pee Brigade"!!! LOL!

 

[Miranda]

Date: 9/17/2008 12:56:03 PM
Author: LostSapphire
For those of you mocking me (tee hee I can take a joke). It WORKS! When you have coyotes and foxes close by you''ll do just about anything....as you can tell by my posts.

Just so ya know..... Mr. LS does his *marking* late at night. And we have NO neighbours....only wildlife.

He and the little doggies go out. Mr. LS pees, then the 2 male pups pee along behind him...all along the fence for about 300 ft.

Ellen: on a practical note: this doesn''t need ''doing'' (or should I say, peeing) every night! About once a month tops.

Boys will be Boys!

LS

I''m not mocking you I PROMISE

...In fact, you''ve got the wheels in my head turning. I''ve got a big long saga about this house, it''s proximity to nature and wild animals, and my MAJOR issues with that...I won''t threadjack, though. OMG, I have so many questions.

 

[Irishgrrrl]

Date: 9/17/2008 12:44:20 PM
Author: LostSapphire

Date: 9/17/2008 12:36:05 PM
Author: Ellen

Date: 9/17/2008 11:01:14 AM
Author: girlie-girl

Date: 9/17/2008 8:19:32 AM
Author: Ellen
*wondering if I can get hubby to pee on the front stoop*

I can see the look on his face now as he thinks, 'woman have you lost your mind?' and then him sneaking off to fulfill said request.

Oh he would never think that. He knows I have.

Miranda, lmao. It might catch on...I can hear it now.

*phone rings*

Hello.

Bob, this is Jim, wanna go mark our territory?

Sure, meet me out front.

Hey, Phil's on vaca, he asked if we could spray his yard while we're at it.

No prob.

See ya.

Later.

*click*

OMG I think I just peed MY PANTS!

LS

Well then you need a new pair! Here ya go, LS:

ETA: I've always wondered what use any of us could POSSIBLY ever get out of the pants emotie . . . and here I've used it twice just on this thread!!! LOL!